Me: Last time on The Dark Matter Emissary…
Kirby wins the 20th Kirby Smash Challenge! Keeby is a ninja! The stadium is under attack!
Keeby blasts off again! Adeline and Ribbon are captured!
Will Kirby beat HR-D3, save Adeline and Ribbon, and escape the bomb's blast range?
Kirby: Of course!
Me: Did Keeby survive?
Keeby: Of course I did! I'm right here!
(Pulls trap door)
Me: No you're not! Anyway, back to the action!
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story
Chapter 2: Red Kirby's Descent
"You will never destroy me!" said HR-D3 in his robotic voice. Kirby gets out an Ultra Sword ability star, eats it, and becomes Ultra Sword Kirby. "Okay, maybe you can, but…" said HR-D3 before Kirby ultra-slashed him into scrap metal. Kirby grabs Ribbon and escapes to see Adeline sleeping in the pile of metal. "Hey Adeline, WAKE UP!" shouted Ribbon and Kirby. "No, five more minutes…" said Adeline as she fell back to sleep. "We don't have five minutes, so move!" said Ribbon. Just then, Waddle Doo landed on the stadium. Kirby gave a fighting pose at Waddle Doo's arrival. "I don't want to fight you, I just want another trophy for my collection." said Waddle Doo. "Ah, you'll do perfectly." said Waddle Doo as he saw Adeline asleep. Waddle Doo's eye began to glow. "I'M FIRING MY LASER!" said Waddle Doo as he shot a black beam at Adeline. "Oh, what's going on?" said Adeline as she rubbed her eyes. The laser hit her in the back of her head. Adeline was transformed into a trophy. Waddle Doo grabbed the Adeline trophy and strapped on a jet pack. "Pleasure doing business with you." said Waddle Doo as he flew away. "Adeline!" said Ribbon. "We can worry about her later. Now we have to worry about the bomb that goes off in 30 seconds!" said Kirby. "Quick, to the Warp Star!" said Ribbon. Kirby and Ribbon flew out of the stadium as the bomb went off. It sucked up the entire stadium and everyone in it. The two never looked back.
"What the heck?!" said Red Kirby as he saw the bomb go off on T.V. "I have to help!" said Red Kirby as he grabbed his bow and arrows. He jumped out the window and landed in the middle of a Dark Matter birthday party and a glimpse of the Halberd. "Oh-no." said Red Kirby as the Dark Matter turned around. Red Kirby started running until he found a trophy sticking out in the clouds. "Hmmm… I wonder…" said Red Kirby as he tapped on the stand. "Oh, what happened?" said Keeby while adjusting his ninja hat. "You're Keeby?!" said Red Kirby. "The one and only." said Keeby. "Can I get your autograph?" said Red Kirby. "Maybe later, but I need your help with something. So here's the deal…" said Keeby.
Five minutes of explaining later…
"Hmm… I'm in!" said Red Kirby. "Great!" said Keeby as the two jumped toward some more platforms. The two did manage to catch up with the Halberd and saw a smaller airship following it. They saw what appears to be a mouse through the window.
Meanwhile, at the front of the Halberd, Kirby and Ribbon are trying to get away for the Halberd. "Geez, wait for me to park!" said Kirby. "How do you park in mid-air?" said Ribbon. "Nintendo logic." said Kirby until they hit the Halberd. "I hate when this happens!" said Kirby as he fell. "Me too!" said Ribbon as she flew after Kirby.
To be continued…
Anyway, how do you like it? I know you guys and gals want me to update Interviewing the Koopalings, but I am very busy. I'll see if I can update it this week.
By the way, here is which characters play which role:
Wario-Waddle Doo
Also, guess who was in the airship following the Halberd.