Ok I only got one review for the last chapter but that's ok. The story is still working on the crossover part of everything and I promise it'll only become more interesting when Dib finally makes it to South Park to meet the boys. Please review though, I need to know if you think there is something I should work on. This is my first ever fanfic and my first ever crossover as a fanfic so I would like some constructive feed back.

Question to Zim Fans – Er does anyone have any clue as to where the series takes place?? TajiYami is certain that it is either in New York or Illinois, is that right?

Here's Chapter 3! Enjoy!

-- DarkGryph

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Chapter 3 – The Blog ((Kyle's POV))

If there's one thing I hate more than Eric Cartman…its Eric Cartman whining about everything just to get on my nerves. I remember specifically telling the fat ass that he was NOT invited to stay over and here he was; sitting his fat ass in my house eating my mom's food and whining about every little thing behind her back. I liked him better when he was moping for the past few days…

I was sitting with Stan, Kenny and Cartman in my dad's study getting ready to go on the computer to look up information on the visitors we have been seeing lately. Originally this was something between Kenny and me until I dragged Stan into it since he's my best friend and all…and now Cartman too? I shrugged it off figuring he was bound to get involved anyway, he's just afraid of getting another alien probe. I let out a yawn as Kenny and Cartman argued back and forth with each other about who was going to man the computer during this search. Stan was oblivious to everything since the Broncos game had come on.

"Kyle already said that I could look it up Fat Ass!" Kenny was arguing.

"Pshh! We won't get anywhere with you looking Kenny," Cartman countered in his whining voice which was giving me a headache, "You're so poor Kennah you don't even know how to use a computer efficiently."

Kenny frowned and his ice blue eyes darkened in anger, "I know how to use a computer! It doesn't matter whether I own one or not."

"It means you can't use one efficiently," Cartman countered again.

I pinched the bridge of my nose, a bad habit I had picked up from Stan, and sighed aloud, "We aren't going to get anything done with you two fighting like this!" I glared up at Cartman who didn't seem too interested in what I had to say, "Cartman! My dad said I could use his computer and I said Kenny could look into the visitor thing, not you!" Cartman fixed his dark brown eyes on me obviously angry at my intrusion to their argument, he seemed about to protest but I cut him off feeling a slight hint of embarrassment as my voice came out shrill, "And don't even mention the sand in my vagina! That joke is getting old!"

"Old?" Kenny smirked, he had taken the computer chair while Cartman and I were having our showdown, "More like ancient, that was six years ago."

Cartman grumbled, "Whatever…so search already Kennah. If you mess up then I'm taking over."

Kenny rolled his eyes and turned to the monitor. Cartman and I looked over his shoulder pushing each other for room to see. He had opened up a search screen and had begun by typing in 'Visitor Sightings' which had pulled up at least a million or so hits.

I groaned, "We have to narrow the search down somehow…"

Kenny's brows furrowed in thought as he randomly opened a few of the pages, most of which were showing some bogus sightings from like the 60's or something. He clicked back on the search bar and typed in 'Visitor Symbols'. It seemed to narrow the search down but it still seemed so vague.

"Look in the pictures section," I instructed and Kenny did so showing nothing of much use to us. There were many pictures of crop circles and little alien heads and figures that had grown so popular in our media. Again, there were too many hits to count much less to look through, "Damnit…"

Cartman shoved me aside with his shoulder, "Hey try 'Secret Alien Clubs'."

I glared at him, "What the fuck Cartman? That's not going to get us anything but bullshit!"

"No try it! Seriouslah!" Cartman insisted.

"That's dumb Cartman!" I countered.

"You won't know that until you try it!" he whined.

"Why, it's stupid?!"

"All I'm saying is that you should try it Kahl," he said turning to his manipulative voice to get me to cave in.

I looked over at his face expecting it to be leering back at me but it was completely serious. I raised an eyebrow, "You're serious??" I asked.

"Seriouslah Kahl…" Cartman said.

I groaned and rolled my eyes, "Alright fine…type it in Kenny."

Kenny quickly closed a window he was looking at during the time Cartman and I were fighting revealing the search window again. The sly grin he had on his face instantly told me what he had been looking at. I pinched the bridge of my nose and groaned again. Kenny gave me an innocent glance and typed in the search bar 'Secret Alien Clubs'. Cartman and I leaned forward when the results came up. I must admit it was definitely a lot less hits and some of them actually caught my interest.

"Swollen Eyeball Network?" Kenny asked with a laugh and he moved the cursor over the link. I leaned in reading the brief description on the site displayed under the link.

"S.E.N." Cartman started aloud making me lose my place, I grumbled and let him continue, "Member's only…hmmm dum…Database of the Paranormal…dumdmdmdm…live proof…duh dum er…Sounds kinda bogus but it's worth a shot right Kahl??" He smirked at me triumphantly.

I glared at him feeling my face go hot, "Y-yeah…"

"Ok then here we go!" Kenny cheered clicking on the link and then let out a groan when the screen asked for an access code.

"What the Hell??" I asked.

"'Member's Only'…" Cartman mused, "Guess we gotta figure out that access code…Kahl?"

"You want me to hack into the site?!" I asked not believing my ears, "What if it's just a load of bullshit like the other sites so far?"

"What if it isn't??" Cartman asked.

"But what if it is?" I countered back.

"But what if…Ey! Kahl quick fuckin' around and figure out the access code already," Cartman snapped causing me to jump.

"But-"

"Kahl! Seriouslah! Respect mah authoritah and figure out that damn access code!" Cartman yelled.

"Ok! Ok geez…" I said sitting in the computer chair after Kenny moved aside. I tried absent-mindedly typing in a few things getting an 'ACCESS DENIED' flashing on the screen. I heard Cartman shift impatiently when I did that three times. I smirked and purposely let it happen a fourth time.

"Any day now Kahl!" He groaned.

"Tch…" I typed in another code and the screen opened right up, "There happy??" I don't know how I managed to do it; I guess it was just an extra gift of mine along with being smart and all. I had been able to get into just about any site for as far back as I could remember without too much of a problem. Unfortunately Cartman had picked that up over the years of me doing it in front of him that he tended to use it to his own advantage too often. I frowned at his grinning face as I let Kenny take the seat again.

"Whoa this place has everything," Kenny exclaimed, he had opened up the database, "Everything from aliens to Bigfoot and ghosts! I wonder if ManBearPig is in here…"

"ManBearPig isn't real Kenny," I snapped, "Just an imaginative thing created by a delusional ex-vice president…"

"You never know…" Kenny said, "Cartman's 'imaginative thing' was real right?"

"Well yeah…until Stan killed it," I said, "But that's different!"

"What'd I kill?" Stan asked fixing his midnight eyes on me questionably, the T.V. must have been on commercials.

"That thing from Cartman's horror story while we were hunting with your Uncle Jimbo," I answered not quite remembering what Cartman had called it. Judging by Cartman's uninterested look he didn't remember either.

"Oh…that…" Stan said frowning. It was the one thing he had the guts to kill while we were out there…and the one thing we didn't want to kill since it had saved us from the erupting volcano. Stan turned his attention back to the T.V., "Don't you guys need to look up Visitors? Not crazy stuff like that?"

"Oh um yeah…" I said sheepishly.

"Ey! Don't tell us what to do Hippie! I don't see your ass over nyah helpin' out!" Cartman yelled.

Stan shrugged giving Cartman the finger, "The Broncos are actually winning again Fat Ass…I'll get caught up later."

"Ey!" Cartman protested.

"Drop it dude you know Stan loves his football," Kenny said before Cartman could do anything, "Besides I don't need three people hovering over me…look I opened up the alien's page."

Cartman and I leaned back over Kenny's shoulder to take a look, "What? This isn't a database…" I said, "It looks like a bunch of blogs or something…"

"Erm…looks like topics relating to visitors though," Kenny said, letting out a whistle, "There sure are a lot by this 'Agent Mothman' guy."

"Yeah I see," I said looking over the first twenty hits on the page, most all of them were by him, "Let's see what they say…"

Kenny nodded and clicked on the most recent one. The three of us leaned in to read the screen.

Recap – By Agent Mothman

Ok I know that I have been going on about Zim and aliens for the past four years now, and during those four years I have yet to be able to provide solid proof that he is actually an alien like I keep on saying. He's been able to foil my every attempt to get something on the web or in the media or when I have managed it, people just threw me aside. I usually am not the one to whine but I am getting tired of being the only one who seems to notice that aliens are among us. It's driving me crazy!

I realize that I have been using this site for posting every single piece of information I have found on Zim and the Irken Empire but it's too spread out from the years of research. I figure it's time to draw everything together for you all to see; we'll call it a new look at things if you may. Or I guess just a recap of what you already know…

Zim arrived on Earth about four years ago in my hometown, I first noticed him when he began to attend the Skool. I think it was so he could collect information about the planet to find its weaknesses and stuff. But instead he found me and we were instantly rivals and have been fighting ever since. I discovered later that he is part of a race known as Irkens from a planet called Irk ((Hehe go figure…)) Irkens are invaders who infiltrate planets and takes them over or destroys them completely. And they are led by the 'Tallest' two Irkens who are taller than all the others.

I have managed to gain an Irken ship that was Tak's (Another Irken who tried to steal Zim's mission) with it I have learned quite a bit about them and the other races they have conquered. It was much more advanced then Zim's Voot Cruiser but Zim managed to infuse it with Tak's personality and made it turn against me. I ended up having to destroy it soon after when I tried to do the same thing with my personality. That was about the only solid evidence I ever actually had for a period of time but even that Zim made me lose! Gyah!

I do have pictures of that, most specifically the symbol both Tak's and Zim's ships have on it. It must be the symbol of an Invader or the Irken Armada. ((Group of space ships led by the Massive))…

"Blah blah blah!" Cartman said with a loud yawn, "This guy is a bit long winded huh?"

"Shut up Fat Ass!" I snapped, "I'm not done reading."
Cartman rolled his eyes and pointed a chubby finger at the screen, "Look nyah Kahl…He mentions something about a symbol on the ship and that he has pictures of it on his profile page right nyah!" He pointed to a blue line of text that was an automatic link to the pictures, "That's all we need to know right?"

"Well yeah but this other stuff seems interesting," I said frowning.

"It's a bunch of bull crap about his pathetic attempts to capture a visitor!" Cartman snapped, "It goes on and on Kahl see…" He commandeered the mouse and scrolled down revealing how long the blog actually was.

"Holy shit!" I exclaimed, "Ok we'll check out the pictures then."

Kenny took the mouse back and clicked on the link and scrolled down some of the nonsense and landed on a picture, "That's it you guys!!" He said practically jumping out of his seat, "That's it exactly!"

The picture on the screen shone an exact replica of the symbols we had seen on the new visitor ships. I supposed that these visitors were not so new to Earth after all, they were just in a different location. Kenny scrolled down further to a full side view of the ship, it was the same deep purplish-red color with the same basic design although the build was slighter and it seemed even more menacing than the ships we had seen. There was also a very blurred picture of the Voot Cruiser which also seemed similar from what I could make out of the picture.

"The ships look almost the same too," I pointed out, "I think we have our visitors matched with the ones that Mothman has seen."

Kenny shifted in his seat and looked at me, his pale eyes were glittering in excitement and mischievous intent, "Hey we should contact him."

"Wha-!? Why! He'll probably talk us to death or something!" Cartman whined.

I sighed, "I think it's a good idea Kenny, he must know a lot more about them then we do. If these visitors are Irkens then they are not going to be as nice as some of the other visitors we have met in the past. We are going to need his help."
"So what? You guys just going to invite this guy over?" Cartman sputtered, "Nuh uh! You can count meh out! I have met people from the internet before and it didn't go well at all! Screw you guys! I'm goin' home!"

"But Cartman! He's just a kid like us! Not some creepy older ma--" I countered but he raised his hands and cut me off.

"No! Screw you guys!" He said pointing towards his house, "Home!" and with that he waltzed out of the room and out of the house.

"Ah geez!" I muttered.

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A/N: Sorry this chapter was pretty much a bunch of bull shittin' around to get further into the story line. And I'm sorry that Stan didn't seem to play much of a role other than being an ass hole. He'll play a bigger role later on, I can't leave him out since he's my favorite character.

So I hope you enjoyed the stupidity of this chapter, I honestly didn't think it would be this long. Please review! Next chapter will be in Dib's POV.