A/N: You know I said about the shouts and stuff, if you have anything wrong with my idea and don't want me to do it just say: I didn't like the idea ( insert reason here ), ( insert way to improve it ) I would really like if you did this thanks ( reader's name ). But please no swearing or bad things.

Jack: And why are you depressed

Me: Well, I did promise that I would let you go, and since my plan didn't work...

Jack: Yes, Yes... ( grinning )

Me: I am letting you go.

Jack: YES!

Me: ( untying the ropes )

Jack: ( leaps in the air and dash out the window )

Me: Okay well on with the stor...

( A portal comes out of nowhere and the guardians leap out )

Bunny: alright wheres Jack sheila

Me: To late he left already and where were you 8 chapters ago

Bunny: Ummm

Me: Just get out of here. ( guardians leave ) As I was saying on with the story

P.S. I do not own ROTG and ( spoiler alert ) I do not own the songs that is come up

Chapter: A Jump Ahead of A Much More Better Life

2 days later in Tooth's room, a beautiful wedding dress was laid down on her bed, it was a light purple and a green net sewn on the side of the dress. Tooth starred down on it wondering if she really wanted this, in the back of her head it felt that something made would happen if she made the wrong choice. ' But, what is the right choice? ' Tooth asked herself, the door than slammed open her youngest sister of seven, Tania, but most people call her Baby Tooth or BT for short because she looked exactly like her ,when she was younger. She climbed on top of the huge bed that was twice as the size of her. " Wow! Your going to look beautiful at the wedding in that. " Tania then looked up and saw her uncertain face. " What's wrong? " Tania asked. " Nothing. I was just wondering who I could have as a bride's maid. Maybe Tina or Margret or maybe even Lucy? Wait I have a better I idea, what about my favourite little sister! " Tooth suggested. " Really. I can't wait to tell mommy! Mommy! Tooth said that I can be here brides maid! " Tania dash out the door and into the corridor. Tooth laughed and shook her head, but then started starring at the dress again. ' This isn't right. Maybe all I need is a little fresh air. ' Tooth though and grab a pair of old fashion clothes and darted towards the gates ,and into the village with a basket in her hand. Suddenly all the villagers started to greet her.

( Belle from Beauty and the Beast )

Tooth: Little town. It's a quiet village.

Just like the one before.

Little town full of little people.

Waking up to say...

Blacksmith: Hello

Baker: Hello

Housewife: Hello

( children giggling )

( A girl walking up to her and presenting a flower )

Little girl: Hello

Dog: Bark!

Tooth: There goes the baker with his tray like always.

His same old bread he makes to sell.

Everyday just the same, as the day just came.

Baker: Your highness, don't care to stop, for a free sample of your wedding cake would you. I made it out of your favourite butter-cream frosting. He said holding out a fork.

( Tooth grabs the fork and takes a small bite out of it )

Tooth: mhmmmmm. Leave 5 mins with that cake, and I would as big as the moon. Oh but, don't forget to add less sugar, you how I hate cavities.

But, she didn't notice up in the castle, Pitch watching his plan fall in to place. He step back into the castle and look at the map. It was covered in black crosses but the one in the middle.

Pitch: There she goes.

Smart but, clueless

No question is told.

Plan is very bold.

No denying that it'll never ever fail.

Except that white-hair boy...

Local carriage driver: Hello

Villager: Good day

Local carriage driver: How is your family?

Women shopper: Hello

Shopkeeper: Good day

( Shopkeeper leaning out to kiss the shopper's hand. But gets knocked on his head with a rolling pin from his wife )

Shopper: How is your wife?

A women with 5 babies: I NEED SIX EGGS!

Man buying pottery: That's to expensive.

Tooth: I want to see more than this provincial life!

Tooth then, stopped at the old apple stand that she went to when she was a kid.

Shopkeeper: Ah, Tooth welcome, I still remember when you were small.

Tooth wasn't paying much attention before grabbing a apple and wondering towards the woods.

3 men: Does she know whats in those woods there?

Bandits, Robbers, Thieves too.

I wonder if she feeling well.

3 girls: And at her wedding too. Who knows whats in there? Poor Tooth...

Tooth: I don't know why but I love the woods. It's mystery and childhood behind, I love this like home.

She then traveled deeper didn't know that she will meet a familiar face.

But hours after, Tooth entered the woods, Jack Frost was spearing havoc and mischief. A humming tied to a piece of string was being lowered down spy-style, on the apple cart that Tooth went to just seconds before. Just as it was going to reach the top of the apple-thief, the shopkeeper yelled, " The Winter Thief! Jokul Frosti is here. " That caught the local guards attention, ' The guy couldn't be a little more louder. ' Jack thought upset and leapt into action.

One Jump Ahead from Aladdin

Jack: Come on Zahn. Hurry!

Gotta keep on head of the breadline.

He dodges a guard, but bumps into another and dodges a rather sharp sword, and instead he cuts a barrel, it revealing about a dozen fish. Jack well, being Jack, grabs the guard's belt and pulls down his pants revealing pink heart-shape underpants. " Yeah that is very manly Phil. " Jack laughed as ' Phil ' tries to pull his pants up.

One swing ahead of the sword.

I steal only what I can't afford. ( That's Everything )

One ahead of the lawmen. That's all, and that's no joke.

Jack then starts to club a high group of barrels and pushes on down on a guard.

These guys don't appreciate I'm broke.

Guard(s): Riffraff! Street Rat! Scoundrel!

They then started throwing food. ' Come on guys, haven't your mom thought you to never play with food. ' Jack thought joking dodging it.

Take That!

Jack: Just a little snack, guys.

They roughly start shaking the platform that he was on. luckily there was a pipe that he swung on and landing in a girl's apartment.

Guard(s): Rip him open, take it back, guys.

Jack: I can take a hint. Gotta face facts your my only friend Zahn.

Girl(s): Who? Oh, it's sad Jack hits the bottom. He's become a one-man rise in crime.

Older Lady: I blame parents except he hasn't got 'em.

Jack: Gotta eat to live. Gotta steal to eat.

Tell you all about when I got the time.

Jack jumped out the window and hid behind a man with freakishly large muscles.

One jump ahead of the slowpokes.

One skip ahead my doom.

Sadly it didn't last long and he had to tip toe, like his life depended on it, which it kinda does.

Next time gotta use nom de plume.

Okay, do not asked me how he did this but he did hopscotch on a herd of sheep. leaving the guards trudging threw them.

One Jump ahead of the hit men.

One hit ahead of the flock.

I think I'll go take a stroll around the block.

While they were running for there lives. Zahn thought that the ring on the stall was for free, so he tried them on. But sadly it wasn't meant to be.

Shopkeeper: Stop thief. Vandal. Outrage.

Jack: Zahn!

Customer: Sandal!

The guards then backed him up to the door. Lick was luckily on his side sort of. Because a fan-girl of Jack's opened the door and started screaming.

Jack: Let's not be to hasty!

( The fan-girl opens the door and starts screaming )

Gotta eat to live. Gotta steal to eat.

Otherwise we'll get along.

They guards all had the idea to dog-pile him. But he was faster and snook out disguising himself like a vase. Zahn then grabbed a sword from a vase and tried holding it.

A guard: He's got a sword!

Head guard: You idiots, we all got swords!

( Zahn drops the sword and flies to Jack )

Jack then started climbing like spider-man.

Jack: One jump ahead of the hoofbeats.

One hop ahead of the hump.

One trick ahead of disaster.

There quick, but I'm much faster.

He then grabbed a carpet and hoped the wind and physics was in his favour.

Here goes, better throw my hand in. Wish me happy landin'.

All I gotta do is jump!

He jumped the guards coming with him but he had a much smoother landing because the guards landing in fertilizer, well at least it was half-off.

He walked to his pond, which he called home, to share his apple with Zahn. When he saw a girl, having a picnic. ' Who would come here? ' Jack thought slowly trying to get closer to the unknown girl.

A/N: Hey guys hope you liked it. It toke, forever, because my laptop died to I am doing it by my charger. It is also 9:05pm. So please review. I am also going to tell you that I am going to be doing a parody of a fairytale so vote in the poll in my profile. Thank you