100 things you shouldn't let the dex holders do.
AN: After seeing that the previous chapter got a good amount of views, I decided to keep going with this fic. Disclaimer?
Emerald: Sam does not own pokespe or anything! Just this fic, her tablet, and anything else you can find in her room. Which has a lot of random stuff like books, video games, a secret stash of gummy bears-
Me: Emerald! Don't tell the world about me.
Emerald: Give me three reasons why I shouldn't
Me: one it's creepy, two it's creepy, three it's creepy.
Emerald: Hey! That's only one reason repeated three times.
Me: You said "give me three reasons" not "give me three reasons that are different" so there. On with the awesomeness! I also apologies for the lack of updating. BUT I AM BACK!
7. Run a cooking show without a professional
'And we're" yelled the director who was running a new cooking show called 'cooking around'.
"Hi. My name is Red and I'm you're host for this episode of 'cooking around' today we are going to show you how to cook spaghetti and meatballs" said Red trying to sound enthusiastic. He wasn't too sure how he ended up on this show since he had never cooked anything in his life. Well, anything that went wrong anyways.
"First you." said Red before Gold decided to come on to the set and randomly took over. "Yeah, yeah whatever senior. All you gotta do is take a bit of this and throw it in to here." Gold said picking random ingredients and throwing them into a pot. "Um…Gold, you should really look at what you're putting in there." Inside the pot contained odd looking vegetables, pasta, and water. "After you do that, turn on the stove or whatever. And if your stove isn't working, call out your fire type." Gold then released Exbo and let out a flamethrower that seemed more powerful than usual. To some inconvenience, part of the flamethrower hit Green.
"What the hell Gold! This is a cooking show, not a Pokémon battle, dammit!" yelled Green.
"Yeah, so just use any fire type move on the pot and dinner is served!"
" Ummm I don't think you want Dia to see this." Ruby said taking the pot and dumping Gold's cooking "success". "What do you not want me to see" asked Diamond.
"Nothing!" Emerald yelled attempting to distract Diamond from looking in the sagging trash bag dripping with random substances. Unfortunately, Diamond saw the disaster and just started at it before passing out.
"ummm…so that's it…. Thanks for watching messing…I mean cooking around" Red said before coming off air.
8. Invite them to your chemistry class (if you take chemistry)
"So can anyone tell me what the noble gases of the periodic table are?" asked a monotone voice belonging to possibly one of the most boring people in this dimension, better known as the science teacher. "You over there." The teacher pointed at Gold.
"That's easy teacher dude, me, Gold because I'm awesome and I'm on the periodic table."
"Wrong! Can some please tell me the correct answer" said the teacher exaggerating the word "correct"
"The correct answer is helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, and radon." Replied Crystal. She couldn't really understand how anyone could get this wrong. Even Gold since he probably knew he could just look at the periodic table itself. Then again, he probably didn't know where the noble gases were on the periodic table.
During the rest of the class, involved Crystal answering the all the teacher's questions correctly which made the teacher and your class happy.
9. Let them go on a shopping Spree
"Blue…..how much did you spend yesterday?" asked Green more nervous than usual
"I just, went to like 30 something stores and bought a few things." Said Blue as innocently as possible batting her eyelashes. Unfortunately, her attempt at being angelic had backed fired.
"How much did you spend, Blue." Green asked not really wanting to know the answer as it would not be good news for Blue or himself.
"Like each thing I bought was kind of, sort of really expensive and awesome." Blue laughed nervously and showed Green the thirty receipts.
Green's eyes bulged, took a spit take, and yelled "Blue, why did you use my credit card for a shopping spree!"
"Sorry, bye Green." Blue said and took off.
10. Let them go to tubing
"Watch out ya sissy, coming through!" Yelled Sapphire eager to get to the top of the hill, or mountain as it Mt. Coronet in Sinnoh. The sinnoh dex holder's decided to invite Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald to go tubing.
Ruby rolled his eyes at Sapphire's comment. He didn't really want to be here in the first place anyway but the concept of sitting in a rubber doughnut like object and sliding down a hill, or in this case mountain, fascinated them. So, he really didn't have much of a choice. Besides, it would have been rude to decline there invitation.
"Ruby, are you coming or what?!"
"You're so impatient." Ruby rolled his eyes and trudged up the snow covered mountain, only to lose his footing and slide back down. The others just laughed while Sapphire took pictures knowing that she can now black mail Ruby.
11. Do birthday scenario games
Recently, it was Sapphire's birthday. Out of pure curiosity, she decided to play a birthday scenario game that Blue told her about. Looking for September and the number eighteen, she found out that she creates a clones of a werewolf. Well…maybe should could make clones of something else, and she was sure that her dad could help her.
One week later…..
"I wonder why there are suddenly so many Muks around….that might be a problem." Ruby thought out loud. "They might ruin my"
That's when a Muk started attacking Ruby's Pokémon.
"WAIT! I don't battle!" Ruby yelled at the Muk panicking.
12. Watch pink fluffy unicorns
"Emerald, Professor Oak wants to ask you something and…what are you watching?" asked Crystal. Emerald's eyes were intensely focused on his IPad's screen. "Emerald?" Crystal snapped her fingers in front of Emerald's non-responsive face. "Okay, what are you watching?" Crystal grabbed the ipad from Emerald's hands and took out the ear buds. To Crystal's horror Emerald was watching and even worse, listening to the Pink fluffy unicorn's video. "….this causes brain damage, who recommended this to you?"
"…Gold…did." Emerald responded in a zombie liked voice.
"GOLD!" yelled Crystal.
"Yes super serious gal."
"You know perfectly well that videos involving unicorns cause brain damage."
"He was only 20 seconds into it!"
"I don't care, the point is that Em-Gold?"
"See you later SSG!" Gold said running.
"GOLD!" yelled Crystal.
13. Fix computers
"Well…..this is complicated. What do you think Dia?" asked Pearl looking at a very, very broken computer. "Well… does anyone have any food?" asked Dia.
"If you don't mind me asking, why we would need food?" questioned Platinum fiddling around with the computer's hard drive."
"I was thinking we could use different foods to fix the computer." Pondered Dia.
"Seems legit."
About an hour later….
"Well….I don't think it looks quite right."
"But, it's not broken anymore, right?"
"Dia…..why is your Munchlax licking the computer?" asked Pearl watching the Munchlax lick mayo off the computer."
"I dunno…..it's not every day you see a computer with mayo."
14. Hand out candy to little children trick-or treating.
"Trick or treat!" smiled children dressed in Pokémon costumes as they shoved there rather full bags in Green's face.
"Yellow!" yelled Green. He did not want to hand out candy to desperate kids walking around dressed as Pokémon. On top of that, he wasn't that great with kids.
"Yellow?"
Unfortunately, Green found Yellow…asleep.
"Red!" yelled Green and glanced at the impatient trick or treaters.
"No can do Green!" Red yelled from the TV "I'm busy playing Call of duty!"
"Blue, can you pl-"
"No can do Green." Laughed Blue. "Besides, there just kids, what's the worst they can do?'
A disappointed Green grabbed a bow full of candy a decided and went back to the candy hungry kids. But, there wasn't a single kid in sight when Green arrived at the front door. Then an egg hit his. Not long after that the Viridian gym was covered in toilet paper, rotten eggs, and graffiti.
AN: Once again, I'm so sorry for not updating. High school's a crazy place. Even if I do have a spare this year, it's still crazy. More to come. Comment or PM me if you want me to write about a certain idea. And happy Halloween!