AN: Been awhile. Here's the next one. This one's placed after the Tonsil Trouble episode.
Wrong
/Adjective/ Not correct or true.
Oh, so you boys are like that, huh.
NO!
- Tonsil Trouble (Clerk and Kyle about Kyle and Cartman's relationship, Tonsil Trouble)
Kyle sighed, staring up at the ceiling. He rubbed angrily at his eyes and turned onto his stomach, head turned to face his rooms door and sighed again.
He couldn't sleep.
He wasn't sure why sleeping was a problem for him at the moment. Maybe he was worried Cartman would come back into his room while he slept and fuck something else up. It was creepy when Cartman did that to begin with and now with the added bonus of Cartman doing something to him while he slept, like giving him AIDS...
Well, Kyle thought he had a reason to feel so wide awake.
But, to his dismay, that wasn't the reason he was without sleep. No, that would be too simple, too easy, it seemed. The true reason was really stupid and insignificant and it frustrated him further with how stupid and insignificant it really was. Fuck, he had AIDS just earlier that day, but this was what was bothering him the most?
It bothered Kyle more than he really wanted to admit. It really shouldn't be affecting him like this, but it was. Like a leach sucking away his blood it sucked away at his insides until there was nothing left but that nagging question. That million dollar question.
Why, oh why, did so much people except him and Cartman as 'brave lovers'? Did they really look like they loved each other? He and that asshole couldn't be less in love with each other! Cartman tormented him daily. They hated each other. Why was it so easy for people to except them as lovers, then?
Huffing in further annoyance over the situation, Kyle hid his face in his left arm, eyes squeezed shut.
Lovers. He snorted, deciding to try to let the strange situation go and get some actual sleep, They couldn't be further away from the truth.
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