New NeonClanners:

We have two survivors newbies this week. Dee, who did remarkably well, faced with violence and the traditional NeonClan greeting, eating, and HazelFrostyCrazySnow who quickly fell into the NeonClan routine with her former clanmates. Welcome and good luck, newbies!

Thread News:

RP the Humans!

Currently, there is a major plot happening in the RP, involving some war, dragons, a demon spirit, a couple lost memories, lots of magic, friendship, Smoke, kingdoms and... a toad? Unfortunately, this plot is closed to any new joiners as the current RPers say they are too far in to take more people. But feel free to sit back and enjoy the ride!

Game: Warrior Names?

One of the weirdest name generators NeonClan has ever seen is baffling NCers left and right. Check it out and get your name if you haven't done so already! A few examples: Manchat- Flash, Indianbong- Kira and Otterzander- Echo.

Chat Five is a Never Ending Chick Flick

Chat five is still up and running and will be for a while if it doesn't get destroyed again. Who knows how long this chat will be here for, so hop into the action and get chatting! And we're do for a re-paint some time, so keep an eye out for the paint party! Which will probably after Waffle freezes it for the tenth time...

Game: *Is Silent*

War is back on in the *silent* thread! If you were looking for a quiet place to eat a cookie, sorry, its more likely that very cookie will get blown up by a brownie army. But feel free to jump in and blow up some faces! Uh... places.

Game: QUOTE LIKE YOU'VE NEVAH DONE BEFORE!

Last but not least, the quoting thread where a Lord of the Rings quote party is just winding down. Got a LotR quote that you absolutely must share? Post it fast before the party ends!

All threads are always open, except for the ones that aren't so have fun and party it up!

Other News:

The winking disease has progressed, it is fatal to anyone who is struck with it. As of now, there is no known cure... Also, the Cultists are out again and converting innocent lives to their worship, known as Fairy Tail. Not looking to be converted? Only one piece of advice, run. And lastly, pie fights are happening sporadically. Please remember to duck when entering a thread.

Interview with: Bolt!

1. Amber: What would you do if I splatted a pie in your face?

Bolt: Free pie is free pie.

2. Amber: *splats*

Bolt: Life is throwing me free pies. What else would I do rather than eat them? (Apparently life has a pretty #!*% good aim too.)

Bolt: answer as I would. I'm a naturelle, amigo. Merherherherher oh look a squirrel.

3. Amber: What you do if a hippo sat on your face?

Bolt: Charge it $5 for every minute.

4. Amber: Well then. What about if a fluffy bagel ate your nose?

Bolt: Well, then I'd have a bagel for a nose.

5. Amber: What are your feelings on JB?

Bolt: Jelly bagels are pretty good

6. Amber: What so you think we look like?

Bolt: Two eyes, a nose, a mouth. Maybe even hair, if I'm lucky.

7. Amber: If a walnut landed in your face what would you do?

Bolt: Replace my head with a walnut and start fighting zombies.

8. Amber: If I hit you over the head with a banana what would you do?

Bolt: Have banana in my hair.

9. Amber: Coming soon

Bolt: …In theaters near you.

10. Amber: What if pie?

Bolt: It's pie day. Gotta get down on pie day.

Bolt: Sometimes I want to slap myself over and over.

Amber: *doesn't know what to say to that*

Bolt: Remain speechless in the halo of my fabulousness, child.

Amber: Erm... Anyway congrats you survived an interview with Amber, let's see if your luck holds with Shade!

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