New Neonclanners:

First off I want to say, if you survived this long, you must have some crazy in you. Our only active survivor is Silvie and- wait didn't we have like a five newbies. *checks*

Yep we did. So listen up kiddos, 1/5 of you will survive the joining of the nuts who call themselves Neonclan, so if you join, and survive, well, *claps*

Thread News:

RP the Humans

It's total chaos down there- *chair flies overhead and crashes into wall behind Amber*

Everyone's doing their own thing and *Shade flies overhead and smashes into wall behind Amber*

*backs away*

So unless you're prepared for anything from walnuts to dragons to Grand you better stay clear from there.

Chat Five

You don't believe we're nuts. I see. Well if you check Chat five you'll see how truly crazy we can-

*Is trampled by everyone to catch the nupage*

*Stands up and brushes self off*

-Be just check in there. Because we are completely and utterly-

*Is sat on by a hippo*

ALRIGHT WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO BRING THE HIPPO.

*Is Silent*

Want to get rid of homework? Well guess what, we found an easy way to end this tedious problem.

Just blow it up.

Solves all our problems.

Neonclan best Lines

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I shall repost a few of our best quotes here:

Bolt: I don't understand why you're all so afraid of Balloon.

Amber: She's scary.

Bolt: Then YOU listen to ME, Balloonsisseh. MWAHAHAHA - *cough* *coughcough* HAHAHA *cough* *spurts out rainbow* *Muffin comes over and eats rainbow* *turns into Nyan Cat and flies away* Dang.

Every single time.

Amber: /eats popcorn

Bolt: *puts on 3D glasses and leans back into cushiony seat* Well, that escalated quickly.

Next Quote

*hits Flashypoo with frying pan*

-Amber

*is hit by frying pan*

*becomes chameleon*

-Flash

wut just happened

-Amber

Someday she'll learn to stop trying to understand us

-Shade

Those are just a few of our funny quotes, there are plenty more!

Other News

Flash is now a mod of Neonclan! YAY

Okay that's it as you can see we're very boring-

*a fluffy bagel falls out of the sky riding the hippo and charges Amber*

-folk.

Interview: Grand The High Lord

1. Amber: What would you do if a splatted this pie in your face?

What the... fluff? I'd throw you out a window on the fourth level of my palace. 2. Amber: What would you do if I did it again?

Grand: First, I'd ask you very politely if you would please take a seat and that I'd be back after I showered. Then I would go take a quick shower to clean the pie of my face. After the shower I'd come back and [MA Rated Gore]

3. Amber: *splats*

Grand: *flexes fist* *grabs elemental sword* *runs around, chasing Amber, jaw clenched, eyes furious*

/Runs off. *calls from safe distance away*

4. Amber: What would you do if I obliterated the existence of cake?

Grand: THIS MEANS WAR

Amber: /runs

5. Amber: What if a whale sat on your face?

Grand: *mutters* Honestly. Whales these days have no manners.

6. Amber: Squirrel

Grand: GET THE DAMN SQUIRRELS OUT OF HERE. Anyway squirrels can't survive in Australia. Some traitors introduced Grey Squirrels to Australia but thankfully they couldn't survive.

7. Amber: OH NOES! SHADE ATE YOUR FACE! WHAT DO YOU DO?

Grand: I'm quite fond of my face I am. Wait... Shade ate my face? *roars* SSHHHHAAAAAADDDDDEEEEE

8. Amber: What would you do if a hippo sat on your face?

I wouldn't need to do anything since a hippo would never dare sit on the face of the One and Only, High King Grand *bows extravagantly*

9. Amber: The squirrel is on your face noming your nose. What do you do?

Grand: What the fluff is a squirrel doing in Squirrel-Free Australia? NO SQUIRRELS IN AUSTRALIA *chases squirrel*

Amber: *watches Grand The High Lord chase after a squirrel* And that ladies and gentlemen is Grand who shall from this moment on be Grand The Squirrel Hater!

Vote in reviews on if you want his new name to Grand the Squirrel Chaser or The Squirrel Hater

See y'll next week with more crazy stuff!