The Great Disney Edventure
Episode 1: An Apple a Day keeps the Ed away
Part 1
Hello it's time for my story to begin, I might as well start in the beginning where the Eds will meet seven little men, fair lady, an evil queen, and a powerful apple.
Also just FYI each Disney film will be an "Episode." containing around 3-5 chapters.
And I almost forgot I DO NOT OWN Ed Edd n Eddy, or Snow White and the Seven Dwarves they are owned by Cartoon Network and Disney
Enjoy!
The Eds started to wake up after blacking out from the experience of multidimensional traveling.
Double D woke up first with a start, they were in a forest but this forest seemed different, so he would wait on yelling at Ed until he awoke, so he decided to go for a walk.
"Hmm everything seems more, dramatic." Double D told himself while walking into the woods
"Hopefully we didn't go too far, I don't know how we will get home." he continued. However his search was cut short as he felt a sword poke his back.
"Freeze intruder." said a firm but frighted voice.
Double D nervously looked behind to see a Huntsman pointing a sword at him, however Double D could tell he was afraid.
"Now, now we can settle this I swear I didn't see anything abnormal." said Double D.
"O-outsiders are n-not to b-be permitted h-" before he fell to the ground sobbing.
Double D went to him.
"Are you okay fellow huntsman." Double D asked.
The Huntsman shook his head.
"I had just disobeyed my queen, she forced me to kill her step daughter, but I couldn't kill a young girl so, I told her to run away."
Double D just stood there in awe.
"My word this queen seems quite cruel but you did what was right."
The Huntsman just sat there.
"Maybe so but, she needs her heart as proof that I killed her."
Double D soon knew what he had to do.
"Very well bring her the heart of a pig, they are roughly the same size and plus she wouldn't even know the difference." said Double D.
The Huntsman smiled. "I will do just that, but you must leave now for the queen is watching." warned The Huntsmen.
Double D nodded and started to walk into the woods, however he noticed that the woods were staring to look more creepy, as the trees branches were more crooked and the animal noises kept getting louder
"Now now Eddward, there's nothing to be afraid of." said a scared Double D. But all it took was a tree branch moving from the wind poking the poor Ed to make this him run and scream like he never had before.
As he pasted through the forest as He could've sworn the trees had eyes. Double D ran as fast as he could, (Which still was not fast at all.) until he tripped over Eddy's formerly asleep body.
Eddy woke up startled and angry.
"Hey what's the big idea Sock-Head." said Eddy
Double was just shaking from fear.
"Man it looks like you've seen a ghost Double D, what happened?"asked Eddy.
"I-I know w-whats happened to u-us Eddy, when E-Ed's Disney Movies m-merged with my invention, t-they became p-portals to a new d-dimension." said a scared Double D.
Eddy stood there in confusion.
"Um, again in English?." asked Eddy.
And this is where Double D loses it in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. He grabbed Eddy's shirt and...
"DON'T YOU GET IT!, ED'S MASSIVE IDIOCY LED US RIGHT INTO HIS DISNEY MOVIES, NOT WATCHING THEN, WE'RE ACTUALLY INSIDE A DISNEY MOVIE!" screamed Double D.
After a split second Eddy realized what he had said.
"You mean to tell me that we're stuck inside a Disney Movie with absolutely no way out!" yelled Eddy.
Double D replied by simply nodding.
Eddy started screaming and hitting his head on a tree.
Soon Ed woke up smiling.
"Good morning my friends, I slept like a rock."
Soon a very angry Double D, and Eddy stared at Ed with the most deathly look you can imagine
"ED!" screamed the two Eds
And with that Eddy and Double D started beating the crap out of Ed. (Well mostly Eddy, Double Ed threw one weak punch and caused him agonizing pain)
This violence continued for another half hour, so moving to the next scene.
The Eds were walking in the forest for what seemed like hours.
"I'm hungry guys." complained Ed.
"Well maybe if you didn't get us stuck in this mess, Maybe we would be having food right now!" yelled Eddy.
Ed bowed his head in shame
"Well if we are going to have any means of getting out of here then we must ask for directions." said Double D.
"Like there's anybody that'll just walk up and help us." said Eddy
But before Double D could reply, The Eds heard faint music .
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho
"Hello." said Ed before being quickly shushed by Double D.
"Will you be quiet they could hear us." he said
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
[Whistle]
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
[Whistle]
Eddy had had enough. "That's it, i'm asking for directions." He said getting out of hiding.
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho hum
Soon Eddy came right in front of the seven little men.
"Hey can someone tell me where I'm at." Eddy asked the Men
"Intruder!"
"Trespasser!"
"Thief!"
"Ah-Choo!"
The men said as they raised their pic axes.
Soon Double D and Ed showed up.
"Stop!, please we mean no harm." said Double D.
"Well he could be lying." says the Grumpy looking one. "Especially that short pink one."
Soon Eddy was face to face with Grumpy.
"Who ya calling short Gramps!" yelled Eddy.
"Oh Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Says who!"
"Says me"
Soon Doc stood in between the two.
"Now please gentlemen, lets not dilly dally, i mean fight, I mean brawl." said Doc. "Now tell me, what brings you three here." he continued.
"Well we're lost, we come from a land far away, and we're trying to find a way home." said Double D.
"All aboard The Polar Express." said Ed.
"Very well, the forest is quite lively I mean dangerous at night." said Doc
"So lets have them stay for the night." said Happy. And all the other dwarves agreed.
"No!, I'm not sharing my cottage with a bunch of strangers!" Grumpy disagreed.
"Then its settled, you shall stay with us for the night." said Doc.
Grumpy just grunted in anger.
"Will there be gravy?" asked Ed.
"Um, I think we have some." said Doc
Ed jumped for joy.
"Tis a good day for Ed!" cheered Ed.
"Thank you very much, allow us to introduce ourselves, I'm Edd but my friends call me Double D." said Double D.
"I'm Eddy, the coolest guy you'll ever meet." said Eddy, Grumpy laughed in secret.
"Hello my name is Ed and you are all my friends!" said Ed grabbing all seven dwarves into a big group hug.
"We'll your friend seems to be a hugger." said Doc massaging his ribs.
"I am Doc, and this is Happy, Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy, Grumpy, and Dopey. Soon the two groups started walking towards the Dwarves's cottage.
During this time Doc and Double D were discussing about mining.
"Amazing, you all could make a big profit out of this." said Double D.
"Well we try." laughed Doc.
Soon Grumpy and Eddy were bickering about their little quirks.
"Hey big nose Gandalf called he wants his beard back." laughed Eddy.
Grumpy was not amused.
"We'll at least I have more hair than you pink face." laughed Grumpy.
And later, Ed was having a "chat" with Dopey.
"Hello my name is Ed." said Ed.
Dopey only nodded.
"My ears are broken! Ahhh!" yelled Ed as he covered his ears.
"Relax Ed, Dopey can't talk, he never tried." said Happy.
"Oh, so he's vegetable." said Ed. Soon he gasped again. "Please don't be broccoli." screamed Ed as he ran ahead.
"My what a weird fellow." said Happy
"I like him, said Bashful before blushing
"Definitely not (yawn) something we needed to know." yawned Sleepy.
Soon as the group went to the cottage Doc immediately stopped them all.
"The lits light, the lights lit." said Doc.
The ten soon hid behind a tree.
"Jiminy Crickets." they all said in unison.
"What do we do?" asked Double D.
"I say we go in and take care of the intruders." said Eddy.
"Now you're talking my language Pink Face." said Grumpy.
"Then it's settled, we shall go an conquer this trespasser." said Double D leading the way.
The Dwarfs aimed their pic axes and headed for the cottage.
Well how was it?, Better to start in the beginning?, Will this story work?, only you fans can decide. Tune in soon for Part 2.