The Great Disney Edventure
Episode 1: An Apple a Day keeps the Ed away.
Part 4
The conclusion of Snow White at long last, In this chapter we shall see the Ed's confront the queen, witness The Prince getting Snow White, finding out who "The Blue Fairy" really is, and beginning a lengthily mystery on How and Why are they in The Disney Universe.
I don't own anything I mention in this series...at all.
Enjoy the show!
The were running into the woods trying to get to the dwarves' cottage.
"I'm sorry Ed but Rob/Star is canon in both shows, Robin and Raven are just friends." said Eddy
"But Eddy in "The End." it's obvious, plus Beast Boy and Raven, please." said Ed.
Eddy's eyes widened and grabbed Ed's neck.
"Beast Boy and Raven are made for each other!" yelled Eddy.
As Eddy and Ed fought over Teen Titans parings Double D went straight to the audience.
"Um, I know this doesn't contribute to the plot so lets move on to an establishing shot of the forest turning from night to day.
(Establishing Shot of the forest turning from night to day.)
The Eds were still walking to find the cottage.
"Sheesh how far is the cottage!" yelled Eddy.
"Now Eddy we need patience." said Double D.
"But Double D, if The Queen captures Snow White she'll hunt us down and turn us into potatoes!" yelled Ed.
"Thank you for that disturbing image Ed." said Double D.
Soon The Eds saw what looked like to be the...
"Evil Queen!" whispered Ed.
"Quick hide!" whispered Eddy.
Soon the Eds went to three different hiding places. Eddy hid inside a tree, Double D hid in the river, and Ed...well after freaking out the oaf literally ran out of the cartoon.
The Queen was reaching towards the cottage with the apple in her hand.
"As soon as I finish off Snow White, I shall be the fairest one of all!" cackled The Old Hag.
As The Queen was out of sight Eddy was kicked out of the tree by a family of chipmunks, and Double D jumped up gasping for air.
"What do we do Double D?" asked Eddy.
"Well we can't attack her all ,we can do is follow her." said Double D.
Soon The Eds started following The Queen and when the cottage, the Eds gasped in horror as Snow White was actually letting her in.
"Double D we gotta-" but Eddy was interrupted by Double D.
"There's nothing we can do now, you saw how easily The Queen took us out earlier, all we can do now is hope that Snow White recognizes her." said Double D.
"All alone, my pet?" asked The Queen.
"Why... why, yes, I am, but..." but Snow White was interrupted by the Queen.
"The... the little men are not here? The Queen continued.
"More like midgets." laughed Eddy.
Double D smacked him in his "special area" for that comment.
"How would she know who the Dwarfs are?" asked Double D.
"I don't know, but then again i'm in pain." said a high pitched voice Eddy
"No, they're not, but..." the Princess was interrupted again by The Queen as she sniffed.
"Baking pies?" asked The Queen.
Snow White smiled. "Yes, gooseberry pie."
"It's apple pies that make the menfolks' mouths water." said The Queen.
"Boy I could go an apple pie right now guys." said Ed, who appeared out of nowhere.
"Ed!" said the other Eds.
"Where have you been lumpy?" asked Eddy.
"Well when I jumped out of the cartoon I sorta landed in Nickelodeon...and um let's just say that I might've blown up Bikini Bottom.
(Scene shifts to a giant crater hole where Bikini Bottom "used" to be.)
"All because I said pull my finger to some Yellow Sponge." said Ed.
Double D opened his mouth to speak, but chose not to.
"Don't ask, don't tell Eddward." Double D said to himself.
"We got bigger problems guys, look!" said Eddy
"And because you've been so good to poor old Granny, I'll share a secret with you. This is no ordinary apple, it's a magic wishing apple." said The Queen.
"Oh come on, she would never fall for that, Ed yeah but not her!" said Eddy.
"Thank you Eddy!" said Ed.
"A wishing apple?" asked a convinced Snow White
"I stand corrected." mumbled Eddy.
"Even I'm not that dumb Eddy." said Ed, who started chewing on the window panel wood.
"I'm a beaver guys, follow me on tweeter." smiled Ed.
...Moving On.
"Yes! One bite, and all your dreams will come true." said The Queen.
"This could be a great scam guys." smiled Eddy.
Double D frowned. "Only you Eddy." he continued.
"Bad apple." said Ed pointing at the Queen.
"Really?" said Snow White
The Queen was starting to get irritated "Yes, girlie. Now, make a wish, and take a bite." she said.
"Don't do it Snow White!" yelled Eddy.
"Think about what you are doing! yelled Double D.
"It was Lance who ruined Molly's wedding not Stan!" yelled Ed.
But it was too late as she took the bite.
"Oh, I feel strange." said a gasping Snow White.
"No." gasped Double D.
"Her breath will still. Her blood congeal." said the Queen.
"How could she do this." said Eddy.
"Is she going to finish that apple? asked Ed.
And with a thud Snow White dropped onto the floor with the apple rolling.
The Eds were close to tears feeling helpless while The Queen cackled.
"Now I'll be fairest in the land!" laughed The Queen as she left.
However the sadness turned to anger with the Eds as they went outside to confront the Queen.
"Hey Queen! yeah you with melting face." said Eddy.
The Queen looked back in shock.
"How did you imbeciles escape my...never mind, I captured you once I can do it again!" said The Queen.
"You think what you did actually makes you a better person, shame on you, and we are going to put you to justice" yelled Double D.
"Like a lunchbox!" yelled Ed.
The Queen was laughing some more after this comment.
"Well who's going to stop me, there's only three of you." said the Queen.
"Hey, I count as a half." said an offended Ed.
"How about tin, I mean ten." said a familiar voice.
The Eds looked back and saw all seven Dwarfs with all of Snow White's animal friends.
"Hey pink face, glad to see that your still short." said Grumpy.
"At least I'm not gonna trip on my own beard Big Nose." said Eddy.
"You guys came, but how?" asked Double D.
"Well after a little "persuading" said Doc." nervously looking at the birds who were holding baseball bats. "We knew that Snow White was in danger."
"I was the one who (yawn) came up with the idea." said Sleepy.
"Look the queen went bye bye." said Ed.
The ten turned around and saw that the queen was indeed running away.
"She's too fast we'll never catch her!" yelled Sneezy.
"What are we gonna do?" asked Bashful.
It was then when Eddy stood up on a stool.
"I'll tell ya what we're gonna do, we're gonna catch up to that old hag, beat the crap out of her and rescue Snow White." said Eddy.
"Aren't you forgetting something Pink Face, she's too far away to catch." snapped an angry Grumpy.
Eddy was not amused.
"Well before you interrupted me Big Nose I was going to say that we have a secret weapon, Double D...Batter Ed." said Eddy
Double D gasped in horror but knew it had to be done.
"Okay men, this might sound crazy but everyone grab the back of each others shirts I will grab onto Ed and Eddy and will hold my shirt and so forth." said Double D putting on latex gloves and grabbing Ed's shirt.
The dwarves just stood there in confusion.
"We have to do what?" said Doc.
"You heard the Sockhead, grab on." said Eddy.
The dwarves started to grab on to each others shirts with Ed in front and Dopey in the back.
"Better hold on tight gramps, it's going to be a bumpy ride." Eddy at Grumpy who was right behind him.
"As you wish Pink Face." smiled Grumpy.
Soon Eddy felt the skin on his back being pulled.
"Yeouch! easy on the grip Big Nose!" Eddy yelled at Grumpy who had smirk on his face.
Double D looked scared as he knew what was going to happen next.
"Everybody ready ?" said Double D.
Everyone replied with a simple nod.
Okay 1...2...BATTER ED TIME!" yelled Double D.
Soon Ed jump up in the air.
"I AM ED, CHEESE AND MACARONI!" yelled Ed as the ran as fast as he physically could.
Double D was holding on tight to the Yellow Ed and saw from behind that the Dwarves were struggling to hold on as they ran into the woods.
"Just a little longer gentleman I can see The Queen." said The Genius Ed as he noticed that Doc was tightening his grip, Happy was almost ready to vomit, Bashful was covering his eyes, Sneezy was sweating, Sleepy was...well...sleeping, and Poor Dopey was bouncing up and down like a basketball bat.
As Ed ran across the woods and into the mountains, it was getting dark and the rain was starting to get harder...but it didn't stop Ed from saving his raven haired friend, and to confront the Queen who was getting closer and closer.
Soon Grumpy was starting to slip from Eddy's shirt and he went loose but quickly grabbed Eddy's three hairs causing Eddy massive pain.
"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!" screamed Eddy.
Soon Ed abruptly stopped, causing everyone to collied very painfully.
"Ed?, why'd you stop!" yelled Double D.
"Giant Rock!" yelled Ed pointing to The Queen.
And the oaf was true to his word as The Queen was trying to push a giant boulder from a hill to crush The Dwarves.
"Look Out!" yelled Grumpy.
"We're gonna die!" yelled Sneezy.
"Be brave brothers!" yelled Doc as all the brothers hugged together.
Soon Eddy and Grumpy looked at each other.
"I'm sorry Pink Face." said Grumpy
"I'm sorry Big Nose." said Eddy as the two hugged the rest of the group.
However Ed looked at the group, then the boulder, then the group, then the boulder, then the group, then Scooby Doo.
"Ri'm retting paid ror this road of rap." said Scooby Doo, as Ed looked at the Boulder.
"Double D, I have an idea, pull my finger!" yelled Ed who turned around with his butt facing The Queen, who almost had the boulder free.
"Are you seriously doing this now Ed!" roared Double D who was enraged.
"No Double D, trust me I can save us all!" yelled Ed who had a rare serious look on his face.
Double D looked at the boulder, and then Ed, with his finger still out
"All right." said Double D who grabbed the finger.
"Wait for it." said Ed.
Double D looked behind and saw the Dwarves and Eddy hugging together.
"Wait for it." said Ed.
By now The Queen was cackling maniacally as with one last push, the boulder was free rolling straight towards our heroes until...
"NOW!" roared Ed.
Double D pulled Ed's finger as hard as he could, and the lovable Oaf released a fart so loud and powerful, that the force of it pushed the boulder upward at a rapid pace before colliding with The Queen sending both to fall off the cliff and to their anticipated deaths.
The Dwarves opened their eyes and went up the cliff to see that the Queen had died, and everyone started celebrating...until the smell of Ed's fart kicked in.
"Good lord man, what did you eat!" yelled a green Double D.
"The stench is highly rancid." said Doc waving his hand around.
A puff of green smoke was approaching a smiling Happy...and when the smoke passed him he became Queasy.
"Man your friend stinks!" gasped Grumpy.
"This explains a lot about you Ed!" yelled Eddy.
"Your welcome Guys, by the way why are we hear again!" asked Ed.
It only took a moment for everyone to realize about...
"SNOW WHITE!" everyone yelled.
"Is she okay?" asked Doc.
"Is she hurt?" asked Bashful.
"Man I can't believe I hugged Pink Face ." said Grumpy in disgust.
And judging from The Ed's teary faces, it was all clear.
"Lets change the scene so you men can find out." said a teary eyed Eddy.
(Next Scene.)
All ten characters stood by a "dead" Snow White. Grumpy and Eddy tries hard not to cry...but ultimately gave in, the dwarves were crying with Dopey sobbing on Doc.
"S-she's so p-peaceful." cried Bashful.
"She's s-so b-beautiful , even i-in death." cried Happy.
"Then we mustn't bury her, we shall put her in the gold coffin we just built, out it the woods." cried Doc.
Soon the Eds excused themselves and went outside.
"This can't end like this." cried Ed.
"There's nothing we can do." said Eddy.
"There might be." said a familiar voice.
The Eds jumped and saw the Magic Mirror floating and smiling.
"It moves!" yelled Ed.
The Mirror chuckled. "Yes I do Ed, and congratulations boys, you have set me free." said The Mirror.
"You were a slave?" asked Eddy.
"Yes, a trapped soul to serve for eternity, but as a reward for freeing me, I shall help you out on your journey." said The Mirror.
"But what about Snow White, she's gone!" said Double D.
But The Mirror merely smiled.
"I don't think that won't be a problem, look." said The Mirror.
The Eds looked and saw that The Prince was walking and kissed Snow White causing her to wake up to the cheers of The Dwarves.
The Eds smiled before they realized what The Mirror just said.
"What do you mean quest?" asked Double D.
"We just want to get home!" yelled Eddy.
"I think left the toaster on!" cried Ed.
"In time boys, in time, but you were brought to this universe for a reason; For what it is I do not know of, for only you can figure it out." said The Mirror.
"So what help are you anyway?!" snapped an irritated Eddy.
The Mirror smiled.
"I can transport you to your next adventure, and after you find The Blue Fairy you must complete a mission: A heart can come in any form, any way." he said.
The Eds were confused to no end.
"I forgot to wear underwear guys." said Ed.
"Wait what?!" yelled Eddy.
"There's not enough time for this story has ended, jump inside my reflection to your next adventure." said a stern Mirror.
"Can we at least say goodbye to our friends." said Double D.
"I'm afraid not, you must enter the mirror, I shall help you from time to time, but you must go now!" yelled The Mirror.
Soon The Mirror's face turned into the blue energy from Double D's machine.
"How can we trust this guy?" asked Eddy.
"How else can we get home." said Double D.
"I'm a little wooden boy!" yelled Ed as he ran into the Mirror.
"Ed!" said the other Eds as they went into the Mirror's portal.
Soon the Eds were falling into the blue energy screaming, or in Ed's case laughing, before falling face first into a familiar road in a familiar town.
Little Wooden Ed: Prologue
The Eds picked themselves off the ground after a painful entrance.
"Next time we're taking a plane!" Eddy yelled as he cracked his back.
"For once Eddy I agree, and where are we?" said Double D. It was quiet little town, and it was clearly dark outside.
"Well we can't ask for directions now, so lets find a place to rest for the night." Double D continued.
"That won't be necessary children." said a soft voice.
The Eds turned around to see a blonde women in blue dress with wings. Upon seeing her, their eyes widen from her beauty.
"Forgive me for my interruption, but I am The Blue Fairy and you must be Ed, Edd, n Eddy." she said with a soft smile.
And that was the last thing The trio remembered before they blacked out.
And that is the end of Snow White, But we've barely scratched the surface on this adventure. Now the Eds are on a mission, can this fairy help them, and what's in store for our heroes?
Find out in Episode II: Little Wooden Ed.