GRANDMA HINA WENT AND DROWNED IN THE HOTSPRINGS
(Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer)
Grandma Hina went and drowned in the Hot springs
Sometime late last night on Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as accidents
But as for me and Haruka we believe!
She'd been drinking too much sake
And we all asked her to go wash up
But she forgot where she left her soap
So she went and stepped on it and the rest is history
When we found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the accident
It looked at though she has slipped hit her head
on a rock that was just down below
Grandma Hina went and drowned in the Hot springs
Sometime late last night on Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as accidents
But as for me and Haruka we believe!
Now we're all so proud of Haruka
She's been taking this so well!
See her smoking a cigarette
Drinking sake, and playing cards with Kitsune!
It's not Christmas without Grandma Hina
All the tenants are dressed in red
And we just can help but wonder
Should we take a bath or install safety rails before we do!
Grandma Hina went and drowned in the Hot springs
Sometime late last night on Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as accidents
But as for me and Haruka we believe!
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig
And a blue and white candle
That matches the color of Hina's dead face so well!
I've warned all my friends who are the tenants
Better watch out for themselves
They should never leave their soap lying around
Otherwise we could be slammed with too many medical bills.
Grandma Hina went and drowned in the Hot springs
Sometime late last night on Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as accidents
But as for me and Haruka we believe!
Author Note: I had a lot of fun doing this one. And I hope you had fun reading it!