"Kenny. Why… Why didn't you tell us?" Stan asked. "…." I remained silent. "I'm sure Kenny had a good reason for lying to everyone for as long as we've known her." Cartman said. I quickly put my parka back on because I felt naked without it. "Where is Mr. Mackey?" I asked Cartman. "I took care of him." Cartman said with a devious grin. Then I went home.

"Hi Kenny, why are you so late it's seven?" Karen said. I was quiet for a second then said "Do you know where I can get 'girl' clothes?" Karen screamed in delight then asked "Did you tell them? How did they react when you told them? Why did you tell them?" I responded saying "God, I knew you'd be excited but screaming your head off is a bit much."

We went to a store and bought some clothes that Karen picked out, and I even got to get another parka, it was pink with unicorns and rainbows though. The clothes were only if Cartman was going to be an asshole tomorrow.

The next day at the bus stop in my orange parka, I realized Cartman was going to be an asshole.

The entire day I was distant from everyone especially Stan, Kyle, and Cartman. Everyone seemed to notice and that made it worse, I decided to do something, something dire.

After school I went to Bebe's house, but unfortunately for me Craig was near Bebe's house at the time.

"What are you doing?" I asked as he stepped in front of me.

"Why are you going to Bebe's?" Craig asked.

"It's none of your fucking business!" I said pissed, but my voice sounded higher than usual

"What the fuck? Why are you so pissed?" Craig was confused, me normally silent, yelling. But, he could have sworn that was, a girl's voice.

Then I started worrying as Craig eye raped me. "Why is your voice so high?" Good, he didn't catch on to me being a girl quite yet.

Then I saw Stan walking near us. What if he told Craig?

"Hi Craig," Stan said. Then he left.

"What's going on? You were distant from everyone all day." Craig asked.

"Screw you I'm going to Bebe's." I said.