Butters screamed "What! Why don't you tell everybody?!"
"Would you rather keep a secret, or tell as many people as possible?" I said, trying to confuse him.
"I'm telling Cartman!" Butters said.
"He already knows, so do Stan and Kyle." I replied.
"I'm. I'm telling, uh who doesn't know?" Butters asked.
"Only Cartman, Craig, Bebe, Stan, Kyle, and you know." I said.
"Fine, I'll tell everyone I can!" Butters said.
"Okay, just don't do as Professor Chaos because that's gay." I said bluntly, then left. "It's not gay. Is it?" Butters said as I left.
It was already eight, so I decided to go home, but on my way I saw Wendy and Bebe. Then they stood in my way. Shit this is the third time this happened.
"Kenny, take off the parka." Wendy said.
"Yeah, you did it earlier, you can do it again." Bebe said.
"Fine," I said taking off my hood.
"Shit Bebe you were right, Kenny is a girl." Wendy said partially shocked.
"Hey, Kenny if you're a girl, why don't you have any girl clothes?" Wendy asked.
"It doesn't matter, now let me leave." I felt somewhat naked with just my hood down.
"Fine, but all secrets come to an end." Bebe said mysteriously. What the fuck, of all people Bebe was not like that, maybe the Goths were but not her.
Then Craig stopped me. "Fourth time," I said.
"What?" Craig said.
"It's the fourth time someone has stopped me from going somewhere I need to go." I said.
"Oh, well, since you're a girl why did you have a girlfriend?" Craig asked.
"My 'girlfriend' was my friend who knew I was a girl but people would be more likely to think I was a guy for longer." I said. Then I did something that shocked him, I flipped him off and said "Screw you, I'm going home."