I called Craig and asked him to the dance and surprisingly he said YES! I am getting ready for this dance like right now!
"Karen, do I look alright?" I ask, I'm wearing different clothes than what Bebe bought me. It's an orange dress with no sleeves and it has: omg a fuckin bow.
"How could you not look alright?" She asks.
"I hope I don't die." I say.
"Why, you'll just come back, right?" Karen asks.
"I don't know, mom died in that car wreck yesterday." I say.
"Kenny please don't die." She says, I hope I don't because she'd practically be all alone.
"I'll try, oh, there's Craig!" I say.
"Hi Kenny," He says.
"Hi Craig, let's go. Bye Karen!" I yell.
Me and Craig walked because, well it's not that far and I'm not wearing heels.
"Craig," I say when we are halfway there, "do you like me?"
"Yes I do." He says.
"What would you do if I died?" I ask, he never knew I couldn't die so I better ask him.
"What? I would be depressed, why are you even asking me this?" He says.
"No reason." I say, when we got there Cartman was with Wendy and Stan was probably in the bathroom crying.
Cartman left Wendy for a second and walked up to me and poured punch on me!
"What the hell do you know how much this dress cost?!" I say. He laughed, Wendy laughed...And Craig laughed.
"That was fucking hilarious Eric!" Wendy yelled, I now notice everyone there was laughing, except for Kyle. I run into the janitor's closet, not the bathroom, because I want to kill myself. Oh shit Stan's in here, it's obvious he has been crying.
"Hi Stan what are you doing?" I asks.
"I. What are YOU doing?" He asks.
"Oh, I was just wanted to be alone, but this closte is obviously taken." I say.
"Why, what about Craig?" He asks, I almost forgot about him. I shed a tear, good thing Stan didn't notice.
"Oh, he's a lying, careless, backstabbing bastard." I say unusually cheerful.
"What did he do?" Stan asks, oh yeah, he can't see my dress, I turn on the light.
"Craig did that?" He asks.
"No, Cartman did, but Craig didn't do anything, and worse he laughed. Everyone laughed, well, except for Kyle." I explain.
"Oh, that's depressing, Kenny, what were you going to do?" He asks, how could he ask that? He didn't even know anything.
"I- How could you ask that!" I yell.
"Just listen, don't do it Kenny." He says, then walks out, oh fuck him I am doing it. I get a pen and some paper.
I write:
Dear Karen, I am deeply sorry for abandoning you when you barely have a family, but I am leaving you the five hundred dollars I have been saving. And I deeply hate everyone who had ever existed, except for Stan, Kyle, and my family kind of.
From Kennae McCormick I cry then seal it writing 'read me' on it, I grab my knife. Then I slit my wrists waiting for death. When I die, I woke up in Hell and waited a few hours. I realized I wouldn't be coming back.