Disclaimer- I don't own Precure, I wish. But I don't. Also, bold italics represents someone thinking.
"In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1." Counted down Syurp. He turned the camera to Jackie.
"HELLO EVERYONE!" Jackie shouted. "I'm your host, Jackie. The fairies are my co-hosts. And welcome to the Precure Truth or Dare show! The chance to win 112,315,000 yen, 1 million dollars to be exact, I think!. Now let's meet our contestants!"
The Precures appeared onstage, some of them waving and others looking nervous. "Here we have Misumi Nagisa who is Cure Black! Say hi Nagisa!"
"Uh... hi." Nagisa said, awkwardly waving at the camera.
-Many, many minutes later-
Half the audience were asleep by the time we got to the Happiness Charge gang.
"And here's whatever her last name is, Megumi." Jackie yawned, "Also known as Cure Lovely.
-some other minutes later-
"And finally Hikawa Iona, also know as Cure For-"
Regina got up from her seat in the audience, "GET TO THE TRUTHS AND DARES!" She yelled.
"Alright!" Jackie snapped. "Choppy, read the dare we got."
"Okay-chopi!" Choppy said, "This one comes from CureEclipse-chopi! This person asked, make Nagisa kiss Honoka-"
"That's not so bad." Nagisa said, she gave Honoka a peck on the cheek. "There, dare done."
"On the lips-chopi!"
The audience oohed in excitement.
Nagisa and Honoka both blushed bright red, "WHAT?!"
Nozomi raised her hand, "Is she a real cure?". "If she has "cure" in her name, then yes." Rin replied.
"So are you gonna kiss or what?" Jackie asked.
Nagisa: It can't be that bad, I can do this! In front of everyone, oh god. This is not how I want to confess my feelings for her!
Honoka: You can do this Honoka. If Nagisa kissed me on the cheek 30 seconds ago, she can do it again, but on my lips.
The two leaned in and pressed their lips together. Everyone stared at them but the two didn't seem to notice, the next thing you know, Nagisa was on top of Honoka.
"Milk? A little help?" Jackie asked.
"Got it." Kurumi said, she transformed into Milk and tackled Nagisa, pushing her off Honoka. "If you're gonna do more than kissing-miru! Get a room-miru!" Milk shouted.
"Why you little!" Yelled Nagisa.
"Did we succeed?" Honoka asked.
"Totally!" Exclaimed Jackie, giggling. "Let's head on to the next ones. Flappy, if you will."
"Sure thing-lapi!" He said, "We have a truth from CureBelieve-lapi." Nozomi raised her hand again, "Is she-", Rin cut her off, "Yes Nozomi!" Rin said in a harsh tone. Flappy rolled his eyes and continued, "This person asks, do you ever wish you could do more as a Pretty Cure? And maybe have your own team as well-lapi?"
"Before you answer that question Ayumi, let's all transform into Precures, including me!" Jackie exclaimed, she took out her transformation device.
-Many transformations later-
"Alright! Cure Echo, you can answer now." Cure Sweets (Jackie) said.
"Well," Cure Echo began. "I'm fine just being just a regular Pretty Cure but I do wish I could get a another form like all the other Cures. I also do wish to have my own team, I only get to appear in the movies as a cameo most of the times. I heard there's gonna be a new Precure season called Go! Princess Precure, maybe I could be in it?"
"You're never gonna star in a real show!" Yelled Dark Cure Dream. "Get over it!". Cure Pine rose from her seat, "She will have her own show if she just believes in it!" Cure Pine said. "Who asked you?!" Retored Dark Cure Dream. "GIRLS!" Cure Sweets yelled. Cure Pine glared at Dark Cure Dream and sat back down. "Uh Coffret, the next one. And we got A LOT from CureBelieve." Cure Sweets said.
Coffret grabbed the sheets of paper from Flappy. "She asks Cure Black, Your true feelings about Honoka and Hikari-desu?"
Cure Black blushed when she heard the name Honoka, she talked in a quiet voicd, "Um... Honoka and I are very close friends and...". "What?" Cure Marine yelled, "I can't hear you!"
Cure Black gritted her teeth, "You wanna know my TRUE feelings for Honoka?!" She yelled, she went to Cure White and kissed her on the lips for a few minutes, "I think of her more as a friend! I love her!" She confessed out loud. Cure White hugged her, "Awww really?" She said. Cure Black nodded, "Yeah." She replied. The audience, the fairies and the Cures all clapped and cheered. Cure Sweets shed some tears, "That was so sweet!" She wiped her tears away, "Anyways, what about Hikari?"
"Hikari and I are good friends. I still find her as a mysterious girl. But overall, she's like a sister to me, and she's not useless like you assholes say!" Cure Black said, she put up the middle finger at the audience. Shiny Luminous hugged her, "Aw that's so sweet!" She said. Cure White also joined in. "Group hug!" She said.
"Moving on." Cure Sweets said, motioning Coffret to continue. "Next one comes from CureBelieve again-desu. She asks to Cure Bloom, your true feelings about Mai-desu?"
Cure Bloom flushed a bit, her voice got a bit quiet, "Uh... um..." She said. "Speak up!" Cure Marine yelled. "Tarte!" Yelled Cure Sweets. Tarte got duct tape and rope and ripped a piece out and taped it on Cure Marine's mouth and tied Cure Marine's hands so she wouldn't take the tape off. Cure Marine tried to speak, "MMMMPH!" She said.
"Anyways, Mai and I are very close friends, I like to think of her as just my best friend. Nothing else." Cure Bloom said in a calm tone. "Ehh... moving on, Hummy, your turn." Cure Sweets said. Hummy grabbed the papers from Coffret, "Next one comes from-"
"CureBelieve, we know!" Cure Rouge said, who started to get annoyed. Hummy continued, "This one if for Milky Rose-nya! What form do you like most: fairy, human, or "Cure"-nya?"
Milk transformed into Milky Rose "Easy, human. I can cuddle with Karen anytime and I can slap the shit out of Nozomi when she pisses me off!" Milky Rose eagerly said, she then slapped Cure Dream hard on the face. Cure Dream cringed, "You're mean!" She yelled. "HA!." Cure Sweets laughed.
Nozomi: That bitch is gonna get it real soon!
"This one is for Cure Passion-nya!" Said Hummy. "CureBelieve asks, It's unknown if you can still transform into Eas, but can you-nya?"
Cure Passion thought about it for a minute, "I can. But I choose not to since it reminds me of those painful memories when I was Eas." She shuddered at the memories when she was Eas. Cure Peach comforted her.
"Next one is for Cure Marine-nya!" Hummy said. "CureBelieve asks, we may have never seen it, but have you ever done a Fortissimo with Moonlight-nya?"
Muffled noises came out of Cure Marine's mouth.
Cure Marine: I can't talk with tape in my mouth! Somebody take it off!
"Hold on." Cure Blossom said, she untied the rope and grabbed the ends of the tape, "This might hurt." She pulled off the tape off.
Cure Marine spoke really fast and no one could really understand her. "IwannadoaFortissimowithCureMoonlightbutshealwaysdoesitwithCureBlossomand-OH MY GOD THE PAIN!" She yelled, she fell to the floor and rocked from left to right. Everyone stared at her, "Um..." Cure Blossom whispered, "You done?" She said. Cure Marine sat back down and folded her hands. "Yes. But seriously, I never got to do a Fortissimo with Moonlight! I hope one day!"
"I'm reading the next one-nattsu!" Natts said. He grabbed the papers. "This is for Cure Beat-nattsu! CureBelieve asks, Who do you personally prefer: Hibiki or Kanade-nattsu?"
"I can answer that for her." Cure Melody said, "Obviously she prefers me, right Ellen?" She said. "Hold on a minute Melody!" Said Cure Rhythm. "She prefers me more!" She said. Cure Melody got up from her seat, "No she doesn't!" She spat out. Cure Rhythm got up from her seat too, "How can she prefer you? You're lazy, a klutz and you always steal the sweets I make in the Sweets Club!" She yelled. "Oh yeah? Look who's talking! You're so stubborn and you're so strict with me! And you yell at me all the time!" Cure Melody yelled back, she pushed Cure Rhythm. "That's because you always piss me off!" She pushed Melody with more force, causing her to fall down. Cure Melody looked up at her with fire in her eyes, "BITCH!" She tackled Rhythm.
Cure Beat looked at them, "I personally prefer both. But since those two fight all the time whenever someone asks that, I can never answer." She said.
Cure Rhythm pulled on Cure Melody's pigtails. "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING ME A BITCH!" She yelled. "STOP! STOP!" Cure Melody cried out.
"Let's move on." Cure Sweets said. "But we can't let them fight each other!" Cure Lemonade shouted. "They might kill each other!" Cure Happy said. Cure Sweets rolled her eyes, "They'll stop eventually."
-Eventually-
Cure Rhythm and Cure Melody were still fighting, Cure Rhythm had a black eye and some scratches and Cure Melody had her hair messed up and some blood coming out of her nose. The two were punching each other.
"Cure Rhythm and Cure Melody have been going at it for 2 hours!" Whined Cure Heart. "Are they ever gonna stop?" Said Cure Berry.
"I think they're stopping!" Shouted Cure Marine, she pointed at the two worn out cures.
"You...son of a..." Cure Melody weakly said, she stopped punching. "Bitch..." she fell to the floor, exhausted. "I told you not to call me a...bitch" Cure Rhythm said between breaths, she fell on top of Melody. Lance came in and put a blanket on top of them.
"I'm not responsible for that." Cure Sweets said. "Um Mepple?"
"I know-mepo." He said. "This is for Cure Beauty-mepo. CureBelieve asks, How long have you practiced archery-mepo, since you're in the archery club-mepo?"
"I've practiced ever since I was little, I wasn't good at it first but since Nao was my target with the apple on her head, I've gotten better over the years." Cure Beauty calmly said. Cure March rolled her eyes.
Nao: I almost got shot by an arrow when you first tried it out!
"Next truth is for Cure Diamond-mepo!" Mepple said. "CureBelieve asks, How do you feel about being titled Anime Character of the Year 2013-mepo?"
"I was Anime Character of the year?" Cure Diamond asked. Cure Rosetta handed her the paper about it. "See?" She said. Cure Diamond read it and started to dance. "YAY! I WAS ANIME CHARACTER OF THE YEAR! YES! IN YO FACE EVERYBODY!" She shouted. Everyone sweat-dropped. "I take it you feel happy, right?" Cure Sweets asked. "OF COURSE! I'M TITLED ANIME CHARACTER OF THE YEAR!" She shouted in joyness. "Of 2013, which was a year ago." Cure Rouge said, rolling her eyes.
"Let's save the rest of the truths for the next episode." Cure Sweets said. "We're running a tight schedule here and we only have time for one more, somebody read it."
"Candy will read it-kuru!" Candy said. "This one comes from HarmonianTraveller, this person asks Kujou Hikari-san to wear this outfit-kuru." She said. Cure Sweets brought in the outfit, a witch outfit from Sugar Sugar Rune with the color dyed yellow with a wand and a necklace that both shaped as yellow hearts. Candy continued, "And in front of the people that are present, say "Sugar Sugar Rune, Hika Rune!" while holding the necklace around her neck with her take out the wand from behind her back, point at everyone and say "All of your hearts, please come to me!" while winking-kuru!"
"I heard of Sugar Sugar Rune before!" Squealed Cure Sweets, she handed Shiny Luminous the outfit. "Go de-transform and change into that Hikari." She said. Shiny Luminous nodded, "Okay." She walked backstage.
-Some minutes later-
Milk grabbed the time card from the screen, "Can you hurry up, I'm running out of these-miru!"
Hikari appeared from backstage, wearing the witch outfit. "Sugar Sugar Rune! Hika Rune!" She cheerfully shouted. She held her necklace around her neck with her fingers.
Hikari: This is fun! I like being this Sugar Rune girl more!
She took the wand from behind her back, pointed at everyone and shouted, "All of your hearts, please come to me!" She said, winking.
"You look stupid!" Ira shouted at her. Hikari glared at him and pointed her wand towards him, "Your heart... pick up!" Ira's heart appeared and the necklace opened and the heart went in. Hikari dropped the wand, "How the?" Was all she could say. Everyone stared at her. Ira rubbed his head, "I'll just be quiet." He sat back down.
"I suddenly feel powerful!" Hikari cheerfully shouted. She grabbed her broom "Later!"
"WAIT!" Cure Sweets shouted. "WHAT ABOUT THE SHOW?!"
"SCREW THE SHOW!" Hikari shouted back. "I'm gonna capture boy's hearts!" And with that, she fled the room.
Cure Sweets sighed, "Let's end it here. See you all next time on..."
Everyone was quiet. Cure Sweets face palmed herself. "You people are supposed to say "The Precure Truth or Dare Show!"" Cure Sweets shouted.
"Oh..." Everyone said.
Cure Sweets repeated herself, "Let's try this again, see you all next time on..."
"THE PRECURE TRUTH OR DARE SHOW!" Everyone shouted.
Sorry if I didn't answer all the truths, CureBelieve! I'll answer them in the next episode! Also some cures will be eliminated from the show. (If a cure is eliminated, there's a chance they might return). REMEMBER SEND IN YOUR TRUTHS OR DARES! (I can't update the story if I don't get some truths or dares). And don't send truths or dares to Hikari since she left the show to collect boy's hearts. X3