I've been busy playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and Smash Bros for the 3DS to acknowledge this story. XP I don't know Precure or Bubblegum Bitch and other things... .3.
"KONNICHIWA MINNA-SAN!" Cure Sweets shouted. "I'm your host, Jackie AKA Cure Sweets and welcome to the Precure Truth or Dare Show!". The audience applauded. "Let's not waste time now, we got truths and dares to answer!" Cure Sweets exclaimed. "Nuts read the truth we got."
"Okay-nattsu." Nuts replied, he grabbed the card. "This truth comes from CureBelieve-nattsu. This person asks Cure Fortune, have you known Hime prior to her opening the Axia-nattsu?"
"We never really knew each other back then, I was fine living my life before Hime opened up the Axia and screwed everything up!" Cure Fortune said to Cure Princess with harshness in her tone. "I said I was sorry!" Cure Princess replied, pouting.
"Moving on..." Cure Sweets said. "Do I continue or?" Nuts asked. "Continue."Cure Sweets replied. "Okay, same person sent it, It's a truth-nattsu." Nuts began, "This is for Dark Dream, Did you ever get to see Nozomi again? Basically, were you resurrected to see her again-nattsu?"
"I got to see Nozomi again. And so did the rest of the Dark Cures." Dark Cure Dream said. "We wouldn't be here in this retarded show if we weren't revived. Plus they cut out the part of us visiting them in Natts House in the DVD."
"I really need to finish watching the movie." Cure Sweets said . "Seriously, you never finished it?" Questioned Cure Aqua. "I only watched the opening then I quit." Cure Sweets replied. "But I'll watch it eventually, let's get back to the show, Potpourri you can read the next one!"
"Okay-deshu!" The little fairy said. "This truth is for Mirage Blossom from CureBelieve-deshu!" She said, "This person asks Even though you know Tsubomi can change, do you ever get the feeling that it still may not be possible-deshu?"
"She will never change." Mirage Blossom flatly said. "T-That's a lie! I can totally change!" Cure Blossom yelled at her. "I wanna change! Change my shy and introverted self! Be a new me!"
"You never will! Just give it up!" Mirage Blossom yelled back.
"I believe Tsubomi can change! I too am going through what she is." Cure Sweets said. "I wanna change who I am, I am just like her. Shy and introverted, most of the times. But this isn't about me so are you two done or do we need Cure Blossom to kill you again?"
Mirage Blossom and Cure Blossom nodded and both stopped talking.
"Now Candy, the next one." Cure Sweets said. "Got it-kuru!" Candy said and grabbed the card. "This truth comes from CureBelieve-kuru!" She said. "This person asks Bad End Happy, do you have Bad End versions of all her other attacks-kuru?"
"I wish, but I don't have those whatchamacallit Tiara Mode and that other crap, but I do have an upgraded version of Bad End Shower! Wanna see?" Asked Bad End Happy.
"NO!" The cures yelled. Bad End Happy took that as a yes, "Too bad!" She makes a heart-sign, gathering energy into a purple heart. "BAD END SHOWER SHINING!" She unleashed the beam of energy. The beam destroyed half the stage and injured Cure Berry (heh-heh). Everyone screamed, "SOMEONE STOP THIS BIT-"
-intermission-
Cure Sweets sighed, "Okay, I think we fixed everything." She said. "Thanks to us-miru." Milk replied, finishing putting up the curtain.
"Okay good." Cure Sweets said, finishing putting the last bandage on Cure Berry's face. "There. You're fine." She said. "I'll say!" Cure Berry screamed. "I'm not perfect now!"
"If I could I would so slap you." Cure Sweets said, clenching her fists. "Just go sit down."
Cure Berry sat back down at her seat, traumatized by her imperfect looks now.
"Let's move on and forget about this like always." Cure Sweets said. "Coco read what we got, in your human form."
"Uh sure-coco." He said and transformed into his human form, Koji. " We got a dare from Cure Eclipse! This person asks Nozomi, you must where whats inside this box." Koji said, he handed the box to Nozomi. "You must sing Bubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds and when finished you must where the outfit til the show is over.
P.S- tell them this is the tip of the iceberg."
"The hell does that mean?" Cure Sweets asked. Koji shrugged. Nozomi, not questioning what's in the box, went backstage.
-20 minutes later of changing and everyone else de-transforming-
Nozomi came back outside wearing the costume which was a short black mini skirt, black crop top, fishnets, and black heels. She also had a choker with rosary and a magenta stone on it and a silver tiara on her head. Koji blushed when she came back out.
Nozomi: This is the outfit I have to wear?! Why didn't I look inside the box?!
"Do I really have to do this?" Asked Nozomi. "If you want money the yes." Jackie said, she put her arms on Koji's shoulders. "Besides, your "boyfriend" is here, watching you."
"Then I'll do it!" Nozomi shouted, "It's decided!". She walked up to the middle of the stage. Kurumi got up from her seat and shouted, "You look like a slut!". Nozomi ignored her comment and started singing "Bubblegum Bitch"
"Got a figure like a pinup,
Got a figure like a doll.
Don't care if you think I'm dumb,
I don't care at all.
Candy bear, sweetie pie, wanna be adored.
I'm the girl you'd die for.
I'll chew you up and I'll spit you out
'Cause that's what young love is all about.
So pull me closer, and kiss me hard
I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart
I'm miss sugar pink liquor, liquor lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss.
I'm miss sugar pink liquor, liquor lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch"
-Two minutes later-
Nozomi finally finished the song. The Cures and mascots stayed silent while the audience cheered and whistled. Nozomi looked down and saw approximately 30,500 yen on the floor, and some jewelry. Courtesy of the men in the audience, Jackie, and Koji.
"Am I done now?" Nozomi asked, picking up the money and the jewelry. "Sure whatever." Jackie said. She smirked and slapped Nozomi's ass when she walked by past her. Nozomi squealed and ran, only to trip and fall off the stage, exposing her panties. "I'm okay!" She yelled.
"I can see her panties." Erika whispered to Yuri. Yuri slapped the back of Erika's head. Kurumi walked up to Nozomi, "Wow Nozomi, you're not even good at being a slut!" She mocked. Nozomi got up and charged at Kurumi who fabulously dodged, causing Nozomi to fall again.
Nozomi: -trying not to cry- Why is she so mean to me?!
Nozomi sat back down, trying to find a comfortable position to sit without showing her panties. "At least the song wasn't Anaconda." Komachi said to her. Erika got up and started dancing and singing Anaconda for no apparent reason. "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!" She sang. Jackie and Rin slapped her. "Oh my god!" Rin said in the tune of Anaconda. "Damn!" Jackie said. "Shut the fuck up Erika!" Rin said. "That's not part of the lyrics." Erika questioned them. "We know." Deadpanned everyone.
"Now that we had some laughs or something like that, let's get back to the show." Jackie said. "Um... someone read the next dare."
"I'll read it-popo!" Porun said. "This dare comes from CureBelieve-popo! This person wants Dark Pretty Cure to wear Cure Moonlight's costume. Fun-popo!" He said, bouncing up and down.
"I'm not doing that." Dark Pretty Cure flatly said. "You either do the dare, or get the hell out of here." Jackie said. Dark Pretty Cure sighed and went backstage.
-10 minutes later of changing into the costume-
Dark Pretty Cure stepped out of backstage wearing Cure Moonlight's costume.
Dark Pretty Cure: I look stupid in this, I swear if someone asks me to say the catch-
"Say the catchphrase Cure Moonlight always says!" Erika shouted. "Hell no!" Dark Pretty Cure shouted, she aimed at Erika with her Dark Tact and used Dark Forte Wave at her.
"OH MAH GOD!" Erika shouted. She and some of the other girls got out of the way. The attack hit the wall, causing a huge hole to appear and one of the stage lights to fall, luckily no one was hurt. "MY BEAUTIFUL STAGE! IT'S RUINED AGAIN!" Jackie cried. "I WORKED SO HARD ON IT!"
The mascots looked at her and rolled their eyes as if they were saying, "Yeah right."
"YOU'RE SOOOO OUT OF HERE!" Jackie shouted at Dark Pretty Cure. "Thank you!" Dark Pretty Cure exclaimed, and walked backstage.
-2 hours later of changing and repairing the stage again-
Dark Pretty Cure came back out, "Next time you're all dead." She said and with that, she left.
"OKAY NEW RULE! ANYONE WHO DESTROYS ANYTHING AROUND HERE IS DISQUALIFIED." Screamed Jackie. She pointed at Bad End Happy, "Got it Bad End Happy?"
"Yeah whatever." Bad End Happy said, smirking.
"I'm warning you." Jackie said and gave Milk the card to read. "This truth is for Honoka sent by HarmonianTraveller-miru." She said. "This person asks what was in your mind when you were staring at the boy that look a lot like Kiriya? And do you think he might be the real Kiriya who had just been reincarnated as/changed into a normal human-miru?"
"Well I thought what if it really was him? Oh my gosh, please let it be him!" Honoka said. "And I think it might be him, changed into a normal human for another chance at life. I like to think it is him, being happy and all."
"Aw that's so heartwarming... I think, I don't know." Jackie said. "I'm just gonna read the next one." She cleared her throat. "This comes from my good friend on Moshi Monsters named Wasp_Girl who has a fanfiction account here called IcyKixz236! She asks to Love, if you accidentally walked in on Setsuna in the bathroom, what would you do? And Setsuna, how'd you react?"
"That's not even a truth or dare!" Yelled Rin. "Tell your friend to send another one!"
"SHUT UP RIN! FILTERS IN MOSHI MONSTERS ARE RETARDED SO I COULDN'T EXPLAIN CLEARLY ABOUT MY SHOW AND THE TRUTHS AND DARES PART! Plus it's the least she could do and contribute." Jackie yelled at her. She calmed down a bit, "Now Love, Setsuna, your answers?"
"Well I totally scream and run away or join her what she was doing. Like this one time I went to use the bathroom and I saw Setsuna m-" Setsuna charged at her and covered her mouth. "NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW!" She said. "And, my reaction, scream, or something else."
"Uh-huh. Okay." Jackie said. "Okay, i'm not gonna reply to that so um... Dabyi read the next one!". Dabyi took the card and read it. "This dare is for the Doki Doki Precure team sent by HarmonianTraveller-byi!" Dabyi said. "This person asked for them to Do the Flop with Aida Mana-san shouting the command-byi! And also warned them to not to hurt themselves." She said.
"Um... what's the flop?" Mana asked. "I have no idea." Jackie replied, she clapped her hands and Milk pulled down a projector screen thing from the stage and Mipple and Choppy pulled a table with a computer in front of it and angled it with the screen. They were on You Tube and clicked on the Do The Flop video.
-2 minutes later-
"So that's the flop..." Mana and Jackie both said. Jackie gathered the Doki Doki girls up on the stage and put Mana in the center. "Just remember what the dude did in the video!" Jackie reminded them. "And don't hurt yourselves!" She said and jumped down from the stage.
"EVERYBODY TO THE FLOP!" Mana shouted and fell face first on the ground, followed by the rest of the girls. They soon got back up. "DO DO DO THE FLOP!" Mana yelled. "DO DO DO THE FLOP! EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!" And all of them fell on the floor again.
-A few minutes later-
"DO DO DO THE FLOP!" Mana shouted, falling on the floor every time.
Makoto: Do The Flop is stupid...
Aguri: This seems fun! But I'm starting to feel pain.
"EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!" Mana yelled one more time and fell, same as the others.
"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Erika yelled. "I'M TOTALLY DOING THAT NEXT TIME!"
"That was fun girls!" Mana cheerfully said. Rikka, Alice, Makoto and Aguri were all groaning, apparently falling on the hard ground was a bad idea, but not to Mana!
"Mipple the next one!" Jackie said. "Before they complain!"
"Okay-mipo!" She said. "This truth, sent by HarmonianTraveller is for Love-mipo! This person asked, is it hard to fight in a short skirt as Cure Peach-mipo?"
"To tell you the truth, IT IS." Love said. "It really hard fighting without exposing my you know." She said, pointing at her private place. "I bet Nozomi's mini skirt she's wearing is longer than my skirt!" She said, looking at Nozomi who was still trying to find a way not to let her panties show
"Every Pretty Cure's skirt is short, even the ones who were leggings." Jackie said. "Hell, even some of my skirts are short, like this one." She said, flaunting her light pink ruffled skirt. "But you don't fight monsters everyday!" Love said. "I fight with people when they take my stuff, if that counts." Jackie replied. "Let's move on to the last two, Chiffon read one of them." Jackie said. "Inori we need Kirun!"
Inori nodded and took out her link run and summoned Kirun and motioned it to Chiffon so she can speak in words.
"This dare comes from HaunterFan122!" Chiffon said. "This person dares Miki to eat fried octopus!"
Miki froze in shock when Chiffon said octopus. "O-O-Octopus?!" She managed to say. Chiffon giggled and nodded.
"Bring in the fried octopus!" Yelled Jackie. Lance rushed in with a plate with fried octopus and placed it on a table where Miki was now sitting. Miki looked at the dish, trying so hard not to scream.
Miki: Okay Miki, you can do this. Its only octopus...
She took one in her mouth and slowly chewed it and swallowed.
"Am I done now?" She asked. Jackie shook her head. "You got to eat it all." She said.
Miki groaned and took another one and put it in her mouth, she suddenly felt something move in her mouth. She immediately spit it out and it landed on the plate where some of the tentacles were moving. (Octopus's tentacles can still move after an hour of being served. That's what I heard from the internet)
Miki let out a blood curdling scream and knocked the table over, spilling the food on the floor. She stomped on them with her heels. "DIE! DIE! DIE!" She cried out. After they stopped moving, Miki ran to Setsuna and cried on her shoulder from her "traumatic" experience.
-Many minutes later-
"You done crying?" Jackie asked, raising an eyebrow. Miki wiped off some remaining tears from her face, "Yes."
"I don't see why you were crying about that, it's not like they were raping you or something." Mumbled Jackie under her breath. "I'm reading the last one." She said. "We have a truth for Megumi from HunterFan122, this person asks, is it true that Megumi (Lovely) has a crush on Blue?"
Megumi blushed a little, "Well I guess I do have a crush on him." She said. "He's so handsome!" She hugged herself, blushing even harder.
"I thought what we had was special!" Seji yelled from the audience. "I like you as a friend Seji!" Megumi shouted back at him.
"OHHHHHHHH FRIENDZONED!" Jackie yelled at Seji.
Seji sat back down and crossed his arms. Westar turned to him, "You get used to it, it happened to me and Setsuna." He said.
"Looks like we're out of time for today!" Jackie said. "Tune in next time for."
"THE PRECURE TRUTH OR DARE SHOW!" Everyone yelled.
Gomen'nasai if I haven't uploaded this sooner. I was super busy with my animations and Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and drawing and Smash Bros. I promise I will upload this faster. Remember to send in truths and dares! (But not to Hikari/Shiny Luminous and Dark Pretty Cure)