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"KONNICHIWA MINNA-SAN!" Jackie cheerfully yelled. "I'm your host, Jackie AKA Cure Sweets and welcome to the Precure Truth or Dare!"
The audience applauded and cheered. "Now let's get started!" Yelled Jackie. She grabbed a set of cards Milk gave her. Jackie grabbed a random one and gave it to Milk to read.
Milk: I don't get paid enough to do this-miru.
Milk faked a smile, "We have a dare from HarmonianTraveller-miru!" She said. "This person dares Komachi to say "I like trains."-miru." Milk said.
"I like trains?" Komachi asked. "Say it like the guy in the video we're gonna watch now!" Jackie said and searched up the video.
-2 and a half minutes later-
"Okay so I have to say I like trains and that's it?" Questioned Komachi. Jackie nodded. "And we have provided a train!." She said and pointed at the train with tracks in the middle of the stage.
Komachi sighed and climbed on it. "I like trains." She murmured quietly. "More enthusiasm!" Shouted Jackie, pressing a green button. "I like TRAINNNSSSSSSSSS!" Komachi shouted. The train went on full speed around the stage.
"I LIKE TRAINS!" Yelled Komachi. "WHOO!" She yelled. Throwing her arms in the air.
"Alright fun times over." Jackie said and pressed a button to stop the train.
"That was awesome!" Komachi said. "Can we do it again?"
"Maybe next time. Tarte, read the next one!" Jackie said.
"This comes from HarmoninTravelier, this person asks Kiryuu Michiru and Kaoru-san, what were your reactions when you didn't make it into the Pretty Cure All Stars movies?" Tarte said.
"Well I was disappointed when we didn't appear in the All Star movies, but we did have cameos so that made me feel better." Michiru said. "But Kaoru...She's pretty pissed."
"I will sue Toei for not including us in the All Star Movies! We are just as important as the Precures!" Kaoru complained. "People will forget us if we're not in the movies!"
"This is why we can't have nice things." Jackie said. "Now for the next one! Coco if you will." She said.
"Okay-coco." He said. "This comes from Cure Eclipse. This person dares Nagisa, Saki, Rin, Hibiki, Akane, and Nao to play a soccer match in a sexy french maid coustume, high heels, and garterbelt-coco..."
"WHAT?!" Yelled all of them. "Oh come on, it's not that bad. You fight monsters in short skirts and high heels. This is nothing. Now go change!" Shouted Jackie. The six girls went backstage.
-20 minutes later-
The six came back out wearing what they had to wear. "This is so not my style!" Yelled Akane. "I can imagine everyone looking us like perverts." Muttered Nagisa.
"TO THE OUTDOORS!" Shouted Jackie.
-soon-
Everyone was outside on a soccer field. Nagisa, Rin and Akane are on the right side of the field while Saki, Nao and Hibiki are on the left.
"I can't wait to see who wins!" Said Aguri.
"You can do this Nao!" Reika said.
"Go Rin!" Yelled Nozomi.
"Okay girls!" Jackie said. "We're playing one match, whoever scores one point wins. And since they're only six of you, there will be no goalies. Now get in your positions!"
Akane: We are soooooooo fucked.
Saki: We can do this! Our team is in top form!
"Ready? GO!" Jackie said as she blew the whistle and threw the soccer ball at Nagisa's team. Nagisa kicked the ball away from the opposing team. She headed towards their net only for her heels to be stuck in the grass.
"Oh crap!" Nagisa yelled, trying to pull her heels out of the grass. Hibiki stole the ball from her. "Thanks for the ball!" She said. Nagisa gritted her teeth. "Unbelievable!"
"Heads up Nao!" Hibiki yelled and kicked the ball towards her.
"Not today!" Akane yelled, she stole the ball from her and lifted up Nao's maid costume.
"OMG HER PANTIES." Yelled Erika. "Shut up for once!" Shouted Dark Cure Rouge.
"AKANE!" Squealed Nao and lifted her dress down. Akane laughed and stuck her tongue out at her.
"I'm open Akane!" Rin yelled, waving her arms. Saki ran towards Rin. "No way you're getting the ball!" She said. Her heels got stuck and crashed into Rin, knocking both of them down.
"My heel!" Yelled Saki, looking at her broken heel. "Get the hell off me!" Rin shouted. The ball rolled by them. "It's mine!" Rin said and pushed Saki off her. Her dress was stuck on a sharp twig on the ground. She didn't noticed it till she got up and it ripped her costume, exposing her body.
Everyone stared at Rin.
Rin looked down to see her body exposed. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Rin and covered her breasts.
Saki: Now's our chance!
"HIBIKI!" Yelled Saki. She kicked the ball towards Hibiki with her good heel who kicked it to Nao and kicked it in the net.
"AND SCORE!" Jackie yelled. The audience cheered. "SAKI'S TEAM WON! Nagisa's team, you suck!"
"Shut up!" Yelled Akane.
"I can't believe this! We lost!" Nagisa yelled. "And Rin was on our team, she's like a soccer master!"
"We could've won if Saki didn't fall on me and that stupid twig didn't rip my costume and exposed my breasts!" Retorted Rin.
"It was my heel's fault for getting stuck in the grass!" Saki shouted at her.
"Oh imma stick my heel in your-"
"Shut up!" Yelled Nao. "We shouldn't be fighting over this!"
"Akane flashed your panties you know." Said Rin flatly.
"Yeah well-"
"Oh my god shut up!" Jackie shouted. "We don't wanna listen to you bitches whine and shit! Now go change!"
-many minutes later of changing and going back inside-
"Okay now that we're back, let's continue." Jackie said. "Someone read it."
"This comes from Cure Believe-quel." Raquel said. "This person dares Cure Moonlight and Mirage Moonlight to swap costumes-quel."
"Alright let's get this thing over with." Yuri calmly said. Mirage Moonlight nodded.
-minutes later-
Yuri came back looking like Mirage Moonlight and Mirage Moonlight came back looking like Cure Moonlight.
"It's like wearing a very long dress with a jacket on." Yuri said.
"This outfit reminds me when Cologne died." Mirage Moonlight said.
"Please don't bring that up." Yuri said. "Can we change now?"
"Eh sure." Jackie said.
-some minutes later-
The two girls went back to their normal outfits.
"Now for the next one! Mepple read it." Jackie said.
"This comes from animix5671-mepo. This person asks Nozomi and Rin and Honoka and Nagisa." Mepple couldn't read past their names. "Is this even english-mepo?!" He said. Mipple took the paper from him and read through. "This is Spanish Mepple." She said. "There's only one person who can read this-mipo!" She said and gave it to Jackie
Jackie- I really hate speaking in Spanish.
"Esta pregunta es para Nozomi y Rin , y Nagisa y Honoka ¿Son novias?" Jackie said.
"In English?!" Kurumi yelled. Jackie muttered some stuff under breath and said it again. "This question is for Nozomi and Rin and Nagisa and Honoka, are you girls girlfriends?"
Nozomi and Rin stayed silent for a bit before bursting into laughter. "ME AND NOZOMI?! GIRLFRIENDS?! NO WAY!" Laughed Rin. She continued on laughing while Nozomi talked over her.
"We're not girlfriends like half of the girls here. I'm not a lesbian."
"I BET YOU'RE LYING!" Erika shouted.
"I'm not! Besides, I love Coco! He's gonna be my future husband!" She said, blowing a kiss to Coco. "It's already decided!"
"Alright then." Jackie said and looked at Rin who was on the floor, still laughing.
"You done laughing?" Asked Jackie.
Rin calmed down, got up and nodded. "Yup." She said.
Rin- I'm so lonely.
"How about you two?" Jackie said to Honoka and Nagisa.
"Of course we're girlfriends!" Chirped Honoka. She gave Nagisa a peck on the cheek and hugged her. "Don't start something you can't finish now!" Yelled Mai. "Aw okay!" Honoka said.
"If only they continued." Muttered Jackie. She shook her head and got rid of those memories and grabbed the next card. "I'm reading this one again since it's also Spanish."
"You better read it in English." Kurumi said.
"I will!" Jackie replied to her. "This comes from animix5671 again. This person asks, do you know that the Amazon Quartet who are like 12 have bigger chests than you?"
"That isn't a truth or dare question! It's Icykixz all over again!" Yelled Rin.
"I don't care." Jackie replied to her.
"Who are the Amazon Quartet?" Hime asked.
"There these four girls, named VesVes, CereCere, JunJun, and PallaPalla. Honestly my favorite is PallaPalla. Anyways, they're from Sailor Moon and they're villains and yeah." Explained Jackie. She searched up a picture of them on the smartboard that was on the wall.
"Here is a picture of those girls." Jackie said, she wasn't paying attention on which picture she clicked on so she clicked on a very inappropriate picture of them.
The Precures all shouted and had to shield their eyes. "OH MY GOD MY EYES!" Ako shouted and covered her eyes. Aguri did the same thing as her and ducked behind Mana. Hime, Michiru and Kaoru stared at the picture with confused looks. Practically all the men in the audience whistled and cheered for that image. And Nozomi and Komachi covered Coco's and Nut's eyes, much to their disappointment.
Dabyi tugged on her shirt and pointed at the screen. "What?" Questioned Jackie. "The picture-bi." Dabyi whispered.
"What pic- oh my... WRONG PICTURE!" Jackie shouted and clicked the x button. She found a much safer image of them and clicked on it. "Better?"
All the girls nodded.
"How can those girls have bigger breasts than us?!" Yelled Nagisa. "We're older than them and some of us are still flat!" She said. "Maybe if Rin flashed her breasts again, we could compare them to the Amazon Quartet!" Said Nozomi. Rin slapped her head.
"I bet Komachi's breasts are bigger than the Amazon Quartet." Whispered Erika to Love. The two exchanged giggles while looking at Komachi, who was confused by their laughing.
"Erika if you're thinking of doing something wrong to Komachi, you're getting kicked off." Warned Jackie. Erika pouted. "Fine fine."
"Moving on. This was sent by the same person who sent the last two, the person dares Kurumi to fight against Clare from Claymore." Jackie said. (Lol I don't know what Claymore is but I'm still doing the dare)
"Da hell is Clare?!" Kurumi yelled. Jackie shrugged. "Give me a minute or so." She said. She dashed out the exit door.
-some time later-
Jackie bursted through the door with a blonde girl next to her. "Here. Is. Clare." Jackie said in between breaths. Clare stared at everyone. "I actually have to fight her?" Kurumi asked. "Of course." Jackie replied. "Ugh fine." Groaned Kurumi. She took out the Milky Palette. "Sky Rose translate!"
-many minutes of transforming-
"Perfect! Oh and you might need this." Jackie said and gave Milky Rose a sword.
"I'm supposed to fight with this?!" Yelled Milky Rose. Jackie nodded. She pushed a button and out came a boxing ring with protective glass covering it on the stage.
Jackie grabbed both Clare and Milky Rose and threw them in the ring. "Have fun!" She said and closed the door.
"Oh crap." Squeaked Milky Rose.
-the producers of this show forbid showing the violent fighting scene happening, so we're gonna skip all the way to the end. Seriously, Milky Rose is getting her ass handed to her!-
Milky Rose was slammed onto the wall again. She lost her sword in the first 30 seconds of the fight. She was swift enough to dodge some attacks from Clare but she is getting beaten, badly.
Milky Rose wiped some blood from her face. "Can I stop now?!" She yelled.
"Milky Rose you can do it!" Cheered Karen.
"I don't wanna do this anymore!" Milky Rose yelled and did her signature attack to break the door. "I FUCKING QUIT!" She yelled. "FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER SLAVE TO WORK FOR YOUR DUMB SHOW ALSO!" She transformed into Milk and ran off.
"GET YO ASS BACK HERE YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT! Mipple you're in charge while I get Milk." Said Jackie and took after Milk.
"Okay! This was sent by a Guest-mipo! This person asks Hime if she likes Seiji-mipo."
"I only liked him when he saved me. Nothing much." Hime said.
"Oh come on!" Yelled Seiji.
"Um that seems nice-mipo. We got a truth from another Guest-mipo." Mipple said. "This person asks Ira if he like Rikka in a romantic way-mipo."
"Well do you?" Yelled Rikka.
"Ummmm..." Said Ira. Blush started appearing on his face. "Maybbbeeeeee..."
"Ira and Rikka sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Sang The audience.
"OMG stop!" Shouted Rikka, blushing.
"Now for the last one-mipo!" Mipple said. "This comes from the same Guest before, this person dares Ira to kiss Rikka-mipo!"
The audience and the Precures oohed
Ira groaned and got up from his seat and walked towards Rikka. Rikka's heart started beating faster as he approached her.
Rikka: OMG he's gonna kiss me!
Ira went in and kissed Rikka on the lips. The crowd and Precures awed. The kiss only lasted for a few seconds before Ira stopped. Rikka stared at him with her face flushed,
Rikka: Am I in heaven?
"I'm just going back to my seat." Ira said.
"Well I guess that wraps up every-" Mipple said before she was interrupted by a slamming door.
Jackie came back with her black hair all messed up and some leaves and twigs on her head, her blue dress somewhat ripped and her bow missing. "I found Milk. We had a fight. Long story short she won." Jackie said. "Did we finish the show?" She asked.
"Yup!" Answered Honoka.
"Good but before we go, we have new guests!" Exclaimed Jackie. "BRING EM IN!"
Coco and Nuts bought in a giant sack that was squirming, they threw it on the stage and out of the bag appeared three girls and their two mascots.
"Ladies and gentlemen I give you the Go! Princess Precure girls! And their mascots Pafu and Aroma!"
"OMG IT WAS GETTING HARD TO BREATHE IN THERE!" Gasped the pigtailed brown haired girl, Amanogawa Kirara.
"You didn't put any holes in that bag?" Questioned Yayoi. Jackie shrugged. "I poked one hole." She said.
"So why are we here?" Said a blue haired girl named Kaido Minami who looked similar to Karen. (Zomg they could be twins!)
"This is a truth or dare show, we gotta answer truths and dares sent by our fans no matter how retarded and humiliating they are and last one to not rage quit wins some cash." Dark Cure Beauty blandly said to Minami.
"Well that seems fun!" Chirped a redhead girl named Haruno Haruka.
"It is isn't it?" Exclaimed Jackie. She took Pafu and Aroma into her arms and hugged them. "And you two get to work for me!" She squealed. "And if you ever quit and beat me up like Milk did, I will hurt you." She whispered in their ears.
"Suddenly I don't wanna do this!" Whined Pafu. The mascots nodded at her. "You'll get used to it-bi." Dabyi said, trying to cheer her up.
"Anyways see you next time at." Jackie said.
"THE PRECURE TRUTH OR DARE SHOW!" Everyone shouted.
I included the Go! Princess Precure girls now! If you want you can ask them a truth or dare now. .3. I really need to upload these chapters faster, but I'm so lazy. -3- anywho remember to send in some truths and dares! (But not to Hikari/Shiny Luminous, Dark Precure and Milk/Kurumi/Milky Rose)