Poor Kai and Cole on the last one :( Anyways, here's St. Patty's Day! Just because I can, Cole, Zane, Jay, Kai, and Lloyd are going to be little kids! Yay! This will be good... :3 Also, this doesn't really have much to do with St. Patrick's Day, so this will be mostly randomness, so...um...yeah...

Anyways, I don't own Ninjago, and I never will

(Lloyd's POV)

"Ha, you guys can't pinch me!" I stuck my tongue out at Cole, Zane, Jay, and Kai. "Because I'm wearing green! So, ha in yo faces!" They groaned as one, which made me grin at them as I continued to dance around with the occasional pinch on the arm or wrist.

"Misako," Cole whined loudly, "Lloyd's being mean!"

"I am not!" I yelled as Mom appeared in the room, her arms crossed over her chest.

"He pinched me!" Kai added, showing a small red welt on his right forearm, which resulted in the death glare from Mommy Garmadon.

"If someone isn't wearing green, then you're supposed to pinch them!" I protested.

"But blue was the original color for Saint Patrick's Day," Jay pointed out. I stared at him.

"And how do you know that?" Kai, Cole, and I snapped at him.

"Dat nindroid," he said, pointing at Zane, who shrugged and looked wide-eyed.

"I cannot help it." The nindroid defended himself.

"Lloyd, if you can't play nice, then it will be the corner for you," Mom warned me, "and apologize to Kai for pinching him." I stared at her.

"Sorry, Kai," I muttered, my gaze fixed on the floor. Kai crossed his arms over his chest, looking unconvinced.

"Sure you are," he retorted before turning his back pointedly on me.

"What's the matter now?" Nya inquired as she walked into the room.

"Nya!" Jay squealed, running as fast as his stubby legs could go, which resulted in him almost falling flat on his face. She scooped him up in her arms, and he snuggled closer to her chest, looking happy. Kai's face exploded into a deep red color, gritting his teeth, glaring at his sister and her, uh, baby boyfriend (I guess?)

"I'm jealous, now!" Cole whined loudly as he stared envious at Jay and Nya.

"Cole, I give you permission to date my sister," Kai said.

"Yay!" Cole waddled over to Nya and wrapped his arms around her ankle.

"Get your filthy hands off my girlfriend, you jerk!" Jay slipped out of Nya's arms and landed square on Cole's shoulders. Caught off guard, he immediately collapsed to the ground. I sat down, laughing hysterically, watching Jay repeatedly whack Cole on the head with a stuffed dragon. Cole started to scream and bang his fists on the ground, which resulted in Nya and Mom exchanging frustrated looks.

"Quit squirming! Argh!" Nya yelled as she plucked Jay off Cole while Mom tackled the shrunken Earth Ninja.

"LEMME GO! LEMME GO!" Jay and Cole shrieked as they swung upside down.

"Alright!" Mommy Garmadon screamed above the two crying children. "There will be no video games and no cake!"

"You're mean!" Jay wailed.

"A day without cake is like a month without oxygen," Cole complained.

"You're four years old," I reminded him breathlessly.

"As if you're not much better! And wipe that smirk off your face!" he added. I grinned even larger, suppressing a giggle when gravity took over his shirt.

"Well, crap..." he mumbled. I dissolved into laughter along with Kai. Zane (poor Zane), was just standing there in the middle of the room, clearly puzzled. He stared at the struggling upside-down Cole (in my mom's arms) and an upside-down Jay (in Nya's arms), then looked at the hysterically laughing me and Kai.

"This does not compute," Frosty stated.

Yeah, I know. Mostly random, the only thing that dealt with St. Patrick's Day was the first few sentences, then it switched into complete and utter randomness. *shrugs* Who really cares anyways? I don't! XD

Upcoming: April Fool's Day (yeah, that's gonna be fun) XD

And before you ask, yes, all my OCs are going to be in there (trust me, it's gonna be good)

And with that, peace, have a good day/night, have a good week, and Happy Saint Patrick's Day! :D