SURPRISE H.C.! YAY! XD
(Warning: Contains randomness [as always]. Plus, really short.)
I don't own Ninjago
(Sam's POV)
I sighed, giving the others a frustrated look.
"What are you thinking?" Jen peered at me anxiously.
"Oh, nothing much, really," I replied casually, "except for the fact that there are five numbskulls out there knocking four-year-olds over just for the sake of gathering those plastic Easter eggs." As if to prove my point, a six-year-old boy started crying.
"Jay!" Nya screamed at him as he started swiping all the kid's eggs into his own basket, which was overflowing.
"What did I do wrong?" Jay whined before scampering over to where Cole and Jordan had gotten in a tussle over who found the egg first.
"I found before you did!" Cole shouted.
"No you didn't," Jordan retorted, yanking the egg out of his grip.
"Did too!"
"Didn't."
"Did."
"Didn't."
"Did."
"Didn't."
"Zane, use your magic and go settle the conflict," Jen said, giving the Ice Ninja a charming smile. Zane looked at her skeptically, but nonetheless he started to walk over to where the Earth Ninja and the Death Kunoichi were starting to get a little violent.
"Why did we come here again?" Rachel face-palmed as Lloyd started to scramble up a tree, aiming for a nest.
"I don't know," I answered, "and Rachel, are those real eggs that Lloyd's going after?"
A sharp furious bark exploded out of the Nature Kunoichi's mouth as she dashed over and hared up the tree. She grabbed the cuff of his faded blue jeans, and yanked hard. If it wasn't for his belt, then two things would have been yanked down: Lloyd himself and his pants. Instead, she just yanked down Lloyd.
Zane was marching back over to where we were standing, looking very cross indeed.
"Do you want me to go neutralize her?" Josh offered, turning his head to look at the nindroid for a few moments before he looked back at Jordan. His eyes widened, and Jen, Nya, Zane, and I followed his gaze. Sitting on the ground, her legs spread out in a V-shape, a lollipop stick sticking out of her mouth, and a cross-eyed loopy look on her face, was Jordan.
"Give that back to me!" Kai yelled as he started chasing Jay, who was laughing the weirdest, hyena-like sound I had ever heard.
"I think it's time to go," Josh said, looking at his watch. Just then, Cole came pelting out of the bushes, a terrified look on his face.
"It's gonna kill us!" he yelped. Everyone else started to run around and screaming as something in the undergrowth started to appear. On instinct, we reached for our weapons, the jagged blades erupting out of the golden hilts.
A large bunny appeared in full view. Lifting its front paws to its head, it took off the mask-thingy. Out tumbled a long honey blond braid and I knew Cole was going to kill her.
"Gotcha," Emily said with a large grin on her face.
I just whipped this up in a matter about twenty minutes, and I think it's pretty decent.
Review, please!
(P.S.: I'm working on May 1st's)