So, King Joffrey got his Dragon Tools, doing a jolly Joffrey jig as he did so. He was very excited about helping Ned Stark out with his mystery.
"This mystery is probably going to be super tricky," said King Joffrey brightly. "But we're super smart! I know we can solve it! Am I right, kids?"
No one answered him.
"Hot mutton!" King Joffrey yelled in response.
"What's going on, Joffrey?" said Silly Cersei as she entered the Dragon Tool chambers. Silly Cersei was drinking a cup of her silly juice, as always. Silly juice made Silly Cersei act very silly!
"Oh, hi, mother," said King Joffrey happily. "Everyone say, 'hi, Silly Cersei!'"
No one said anything.
"Hi, kids!" said Silly Cersei, who almost fell down because of her silly juice. "I'm thinking about colors today. The color I'm thinking of most is red. Apples are red. Weddings are red. Sansa Stark's bed sheets are red, too."
Silly Cersei was so silly! She was also what grown-ups call a "bitch."
"Hello, Silly Cersei," said Ned Stark. "Are you going to help me and King Joffrey find out what happened to my son Bran?"
"I had nothing to do with that!" Silly Cersei yelped.
King Joffrey laughed.
"Of course not, mother!" the good King said as he slapped his knee. "But would you care to join us in solving this royal mystery?"
"Are you sure that Bran is even alive?" asked Silly Cersei, making silly eyes at her son.
"Yes, I am," said Ned Stark, nodding his head. "He eats, and breathes, and grows. That is how I know he's alive. Now, a rock's not alive, and a table's not alive, and..."
"I have to get going," said Silly Cersei, leaving the Dragon Tool chambers. "I, um, need to get more silly juice!"
Then she was off. If Silly Cersei was going to stop King Joffrey and Ned Stark from solving their royal mystery, she was going to have to come up with some very sneaky tricks.