"Jacob, I'm hungwy." Caroline told me.
"Well, what do you want to eat?"
"Can I have cookies?" She asked.
"Caroline, you can't have cookies for lunch. What type of food do you want that would be a lunch food?" I asked
"Pizza. Wets, make pizza!" she exclaimed.
"Ok then, can you please go over to the island and sit down in a chair, we will make it there." I told my darling imprint.
She jogged over to one of the island chairs and tried to get on it. I totally forgot that she was so small and couldn't reach. I walked over towards her and lifted her up from behind and placed her in the chair. I then went over to the fridge and got out some dough, pepperoni, and cheese. I then walked over to the cupboard and took out a pan to cook in it.
I placed all of my objects on the island then got to work.
I rolled out all the dough and placed it in the pan then I let Caroline do the cheese and pepperoni while I went to the bathroom.
I was in the bathroom washing my hands when suddenly I heard a strange sound. As fast as I could I finished washing my hands then scrambled into the kitchen where I found a bunch of cheese and pepperoni on the floor.
Caroline was throwing something and I wasn't prepared to it hit me in-between my eyes. I looked cross eyed only to find out that it was a piece of pepperoni!
"Caroline, what did you do?" I asked her.
"Nothing." She said innocently.
"Nothing huh, then why is there pepperoni and cheese all over the kitchen then?"
"Seth came in and did it!" She exclaimed.
"Yeah sweetie, I'm sure that happened." I told her with a roll of my eyes.
"You don't bewieve me?" she screeched.
"Sorry sweetie, but I would have heard if he came in." I told her.
"He was being aw quiet though! He quietwy opened the door and he dumped aw da things on da fwor!" she exclaimed once again.
"Then why did you throw the piece of pepperoni at me then?" I asked.
"Cuz Seth ran dat way and I thought he was you!" she told me.
I sighed. "Caroline, let's just get back to making the pizza."
Meanwhile at Brady's house
Seth, Brady, and Collin were all at Brady's house.
"You did what?"Collin asked.
"I snuck into Jacob's house while he was in the bathroom and threw cheese and pepperoni all over the kitchen." Seth said.
"Why the hell would you do that?" Brady asked his good friend.
"Well, you know how he pulled that prank on me last month?" Seth started. Collin and Brady nodded. "Well I never got him back for that so I thought what the heck I might as well get him back. It was the perfect time!"
"No wonder why Caroline hates you!" Collin exclaimed.
"Yeah you're probably right, damn it man I shouldn't have done that with Caroline there, now she is going to hate me even more." Seth said.
"That's why you should think before you act Seth." Brady told them.
What the three boys didn't know was that Paul heard the entire conversation and he was going to tell Jacob.
Did you like it? Should I just stop with this story?
If you're wondering where I got this idea, I was just eating pizza so it naturally came to me. I of course didn't make the pizza I of course am the worst chef ever (seriously almost made the microwave explode) so it's not really surprising.
Ok, I want you all to check out the one shot that I published a while ago. It's called Her Final Words and I would really appreciate if you checked it out and left a review for it. The whole moral of the story is to show you that you should think before you say or do something or something like that may happen if you do it enough.
I'm really sorry some of these are short but they are one shots so I guess its ok…
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