Author's Note: WOW! 14 reviews, you people love this story right. I'm putting some changes here, it's not only going to be a chat room, it's also going to have some underlining romance and a whole story behind it. Like a real Fan Fic. I also researched and found out that Pomona is Sprout's first name, while separating the different arguments with dividers.

Thanks: Redfoxfan – You've been reviewing since Chapter 1! You are my loyal-est fan and I really appreciate you for this!

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing! ((Except ModeratorHannah and the idea of course)) ModeratorSarah is sarah.etherealbliss. Not even that chat window is mine. (Author runs away sobbing)

Warning: To all the Draco lovers, sorry because he's a little…ah, dumb in this one. In addition, Harry fans (I'm one), Harry is not desperate.

Characters Involved:

ARGUERS

BoyWhoLived – Harry Potter

DrakieMyDear –Pansy Parkinson

KittyEyes – Minerva McGonagall

TheSlytherinHead – Severus Snape

MODERATORS

IHateTheFullMoon – Remus Lupin

ModeratorHannah – oh so hannah-esque character alias – Hannah A.

ModeratorSarah – sarah.etherealbliss character alias: Sarah C.

AUDIENCE

PigSnout – Hannah Abbot No. Not Me

SelenaLG – Luna Lovegood

GredAndForge – Who else? It's the Weasley twins.

PurebloodElite – Draco Malfoy

TheSmartestWitch – Hermione Granger

NOW the story starts

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GredAndForge, SelenaLG and PigSnout have RE-signed into the Duelling Club Chat Room

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GredAndForge: We made it! (woot) (does happy dance)

SelenaLG: Shut up guys, I have a feeling that someone's coming,

PigSnout: What are you psychic?

SelenaLG: Maybe. Maybe yes, maybe no...Who knows

GredAndForge: GAH! Since when did you become so mysterious, Lovegood?

PigSnout: Well. Maybe you guys just got dumber.

GredAndForge: No...maybe you just evolved too fast.

PigSnout: No wonder Ron complains about you so much.

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KittyEyes, TheSlytherinHead, DrakieMyDear and BoyWhoLived have been relocated to this chat room.

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KittyEyes: DAMMIT Remus, you (censored)

TheSlytherinHead: Wow. You got yourself censored.

KittyEyes: Shut it. At least, I'm not IMMATURE and I don't diss people like you did Pomona.

TheSlytherinHead: Yes. I. Did. I am a Slytherin – the Head of Slytherin to boot – and that's what we Slytherins do!

KittyEyes: What? As in Slytherins are pompous and overbearing?

TheSlytherinHead: Yes.

TheSlytherinHead: NO! I mean NO!

KittyEyes: (grins)

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BoyWhoLived: Wow. Who are they?

DrakieMyDear:Snape and McGonagall. Isn't it obvious?

BoyWhoLived: YES, Ms. Pansy-I-Think-I'm-So-Smart!

DrakieMyDear: Hey, at least I'm SMART and not a Muggle Lover.

BoyWhoLived: At least, I'm NOT a FAT LOSER like you and your 'Drakie'!

DrakieMyDear: ME? I'm NOT fat and Drakie is NOT a LOSER.

BoyWhoLived: So you're calling yourself a loser and Malfoy fat?

DrakieMyDear: YOU (censored) IGNORAMUS!

BoyWhoLived: Who are you calling a (censored), you (censored) (censored) freak?

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PurebloodElite and TheSmartestWitch have entered the Chat Room

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IHateTheFullMoon: Harry. Don't cuss. It's a very vulgar habit.

ModeratorHannah: Hypocrite.

IHateTheFullMoon: What do you mean hypocrite?

ModeratorHannah: Exactly what it means. Or is the word to advanced for your brain to comprehend?

IHateTheFullMoon: HEY!

BoyWhoLived: Hey, who are YOU to diss him?

ModeratorHannah: I'm a student like you. Except McGonagall – sorry Prof. – gave me privilages. Is that acceptable for YOU, eh, Golden Boy?

ModeratorSarah: OOH! BURN!

TheSmartestWitch: OOH! BURN!

DrakieMyDear: OOH! BURN!

PigSnout: OOH! BURN!

GredAndForge: OOH! BURN!

SelenaLG: OOH! BURN!

IHateTheFullMoon: OOH! BURN!

PurebloodElite: Haha Potter! You got DISSED by a GIRL!

BoyWhoLived: Shut up, you guys.

ModeratorHannah: Draco, you have a very sexist view on girls. I should send my friend in Slytherin after you.

PurebloodElite: Uh...uh...

ModeratorHannah: BWAHAHA.

BoyWhoLived: And I need your NAME, dammit!

ModeratorHannah: Why don't you have a gander at my Screen Name, eh?

BoyWhoLived: Hannah? As in Hannah Abbot?

PigSnout: I'm right here, dammit!

BoyWhoLived: Oh. Sorry Hannah.

TheSmartestWitch: You know, there are many 'Hannah's here in Hogwarts.

BoyWhoLived: I KNOW DAMMIT!

BoyWhoLived: Who are you?

ModeratorSarah: My associate is under no circumstances obliged to answer your query.

TheSmartestWitch: HEY! Are you a LAWYER of some sorts?

BoyWhoLived: Aren't you guys the mods from the Students' Chat Room?

ModeratorSarah: Tcchhyeahh

ModeratorHannah: How do I put this with a well placed colloquism? Oh yeah. DUH!

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TheSmartestWitch: HARRY JAMES POTTER!

GredAndForge: Well. Hermione's being emo today.

TheSmartestWitch: SHUT UP!

GredAndForge: Yes, ma'am.

BoyWhoLived: Oh boy. (sighs)

TheSmartestWitch: I can't belive you. You don't go after Ron when he gets a Howler, but you go to him for girl help. What am I to do about you?
PurebloodElite: Nothing! He's not worth it, even for you Mudblood!

ModeratorSarah: And he's going to get in...

ModeratorHannah: 5...4...3...2...1...0

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PurebloodElite cannot sign in because ModeratorSarah is using the computer to whack him around the head. (laughs evilly)

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BoyWhoLived: Sarah's a Slytherin?

ModeratorHannah: The only one without the stupid 'Elitist' attitude.

BoyWhoLived: Sarah's a pureblood? And you're anti-elitist?

ModeratorHannah: Sarah's a member of the Connor family. They're up there with the old wizarding families like the Weasleys, Potters, Longbottoms – the good ones. And I wouldn't be a muggle-born if I was.

TheSmartestWitch: Are you who I think you are?

ModeratorHannah: It depends...who do you think I am?

BoyWhoLived: God. You're so cryptic, I have a headache.

ModeratorHannah: Explain.

BoyWhoLived: First, you're a cynical, sadistic...erm...person. Then you're not. Hermione seems to think you're someone, but then again, you won't tell.

ModeratorHannah: I can't tell everyone who I am. Besides, what would the oh so famous Harry Potter want with me?

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PurebloodElite and ModeratorSarah have RE – entered the Chat Room

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ModeratorSarah: AHA! Anyway, what did I miss?

TheSmartestWitch: Harry and Hannah aren't yelling at each other anymore.

ModeratorSarah: Oh that's good!

PurebloodElite: I like bunnies. Bunnies are good. So are RAINBOWS! Oh and...and...Hello Kitty:D

Everyone: Oh-kay...

TheSlytherinHead: DRACONIUM LUCIUS ALEXANDER MALFOY! 20 POINTS from SLYTHERIN for unscrupulous behaviour!

KittyEyes: Your students are very...er, imaginative, Severus.

TheSlytherinHead: Oh shut up, McGonagall! At least they're brighter than yours!

KittyEyes: HEY! Don't insult my students! And since when have we been on last name terms?

ModeratorSarah: Knock it off you two! Save it for the Teacher's Lounge!

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KittyEyes and TheSlytherinHead have moved to the Teacher's Lounge Chat Room

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IHateTheFullMoon: I guess I'd better go too...

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IHateTheFullMoon has moved

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ModeratorSarah: BWAHAHA! I got the OUTTA here! (woot)

TheSmartestWitch: You're evil.

ModeratorHannah: You scare me.

BoyWhoLived: You scare me.

ModeratorHannah: HEY! Don't copy me!

BoyWhoLived: Me copying YOU? You stop copying ME!

ModeratorHannah: You frustrate me, Harry Potter. You really do. (sighs)

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ModeratorHannah has signed out of the Hogwart's Chat Rooms

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END

Forshadowing: Ooh – what's going to happen next? Hannah's frustrated with Harry's antics, while he's developing a liking for the cynical, sarcastic moderator...Look out for Chapter 5: Lonely Hearts.

New Character and Sister Fics Alert: In either Chapter 5 or 6, a new character Zoey Illis, will be added to the Chat Rooms. Screen Name: xxGlitterGlossxx. sarah.etherealbliss is writing a sister fic to this one and so is the REAL Zoey. Hopefully, they'll be published SOON!