Day 1:
Finally, my stall has been transferred to just behind the clock tower. While yes, my view is now of a stupid owl statue, I should hopefully get more customers in my new location. The old location in the side alley was just too out of the way. So, I guess here goes.
I'm really excited for the festival. It's always been great and I don't see this year being any different. And maybe the mayor's son will notice me now that I'm in my new location. One can dream at least.
That... that was weird. A small little Deku Scrub wearing a green hat just ran in front of me towards the owl statue. The statue turned blue and... grew wings? I didn't know that statue had wings! That's quite a trick little scrub.
Oh, he's coming.
So that was a little strange. The scrub approached me and gave me some money for me to hold on to for him. I mean, yes, I am a banker, so that's what they were supposed to do, but most scrubs don't carry money. Those gems are as worthless to them as deku seeds are to us humans. But what do I know?
Anyway, I ran through the usual: gave him a stamp, told him about our rewards program (no toasters, only wallets), and sent him on his way. He ran off towards the South end of town where the head Bomber kid hangs out. Little brats.
Now I guess I'll sit here at this never ending job. Maybe if the mayor's son... Eh, who am I kidding? My parents were bankers, their parents were bankers... I guess I'll just be a banker. The last of my clan. Man, that's depressing.
Day 2:
The scrub came by at two in the morning and deposited another few rupees. It wasn't a lot, but per regulations, I was forced to say (in a cheery voice) "Wow, you're such a big saver! " and giggle teasingly. Ugh.
A scrub and a human... they just don't work together that way. Thankfully there's that mayor's kid... Maybe I should stop talking about him. Oh, screw it—what else are diaries for? I wish he realized that when I giggle and blush, it's not an act. But men are all just so stupid and clueless and can't do a damned thing.
Oh, the scrub's coming back.
I'm not sure if he can leave the city or not (he shouldn't be able to, the guards stop anything that's not an adult human), but damn, that scrub can collect. He's almost at the first rewards tier and he's been at it for less than 24 hours! Maybe he's stealing it... hopefully from that loser Tingle. That guy is one creepy son of a bitch. I wish he would just leave and kill himself or something.
I mean, who's ever heard of a thirty year old thinking he's a fairy? I swear, that cat isn't all there. He's not the sharpest tool in the box, if you know what I mean. Of course you do; you're my diary. But seriously though; Tingle, go die! Actually, I'm not sure how natural selection hasn't taken him out yet. But hey, it's not like he could live for hundreds of years.
Oh hey, I forgot. Another great thing about my relocation is getting away from those dancing creeps at sundown. I guess I traded that for a distanced view of Tingle but... actually you know what? Having dancing crazies for half the night is tons better than a psycho in green for the entire day. Maybe I'll relocate again.
If I had to choose one spot, it would be on top of the roof right outside the Bombers' hideout. Not because of the Bombers, mind you, but because of that hunk. You know who I mean.. Damn, son; you know how to drive a girl crazy.
Sigh Okay, I guess it's time to wait through the night again. I wonder if that weird little scrub will come back.
Day 3:
Sure enough, the scrub came back at around six in the morning; a lot better than his previous time of two. To be honest, he surprised me a little when he gave me over one hundred rupees, allowing him to reach the first reward tier, effectively forcing me to give him his honorary Adult Wallet. What a joke. Scrubs are scrubs, not humans. I'm pretty sure there's not even such a thing as an "adult scrub." Eh, but what do I know? I'm not some kind of Deku Scrub Anthropologist™.
Actually that makes me wonder... how do scrubs reproduce? Not like I care or anything, but it's actually kind of puzzling. Is it kind of like how plants reproduce, or not even close? This is going to haunt me for the rest of the day.
I know, it's been nearly an entire day and there's hardly anything in here... not even about that hunk ! I'll chalk this up to being bored out of my wits. So bored, in fact, that I just sat there dazed for a few hours. When I snapped out of it, it was midnight, and something was happening.
Not the festival, even though that's supposed to take place today, no- I heard a strange laugh come from above and behind me. It was creepy. Maybe I'll ask the builders if I can move to the roof by the Bombers' hiding place tomorrow.
Anyway, I naturally looked up and HOLY SHIT ON A STICK the moon was huge and had a face and was staring pretty much right at me! I think I peed my pants a little. Soon after there was a loud pop and then some horns playing some kind of music. To be honest... it was a little bit relaxing... …...