so the kids were back but they were still in hyrule im just writing this of the top of my head i just finished
chapter 2
ganondorf: mmm zulda yum
zelda: wha m8 holy shit its ganon dork
ganondorf: mmm okay
link: yeaaht
ganondorf: ow you piece of shit what the fuck did you do that for
link: well you were going to attack zelda
ganondorf: i wasnt you cheap cunt can a dorf fantasize a bit every once and awhile with out get fucking attacked by some gay teenager in tights
link: hey fuck u m8
link jr: ya fuck u ganonbitchfuck
link: good one son
ganondorf: fuck u man i should get a restaining order against you
link: then you wouldnt be able to kidnap zelda
ganondorf: no if i got near you the cops would kick your ass and send you to getted raped
link: oh no
ganon: oh yeah in fact i should call the cops right now
impa: na m8
link: thanks impa
impa: no prob
me: hey lets have ganon and impa on our side
link: im okay with impa but for ganon ohh hell noooooo
link jr: yeah and ma mum would get butt raped against her will and she would get depressed and stab her self
me: dont worry cause i beat ganondicks ass
ganondorf: ma name is fucking ganondork imp mean ganoncork i mean ganondorf
me: ya what ever nigga
so we left and went to jak and daxters place
jak: dax
daxter: what
jak: i think someone is on our base it may be a krimzon guard
daxter: we dealed with those fucks years ago jak
jak: well lets see tess back us up
tess: im on it
daxter: tesses boobs havent shrunk and its been 11 years
jak: shut the fuck up thats your girlfriend you dont want her to leave u again do ya
daxter: ah ill be fine
(flash back)
daxter: (sob sob) i should just kill myself
jak: dax dont do it
tess: oh hey daxter
Daxter: tess im sorry comeback with me please
tess: okay but stop crying
daxter: i was not crying that was jak over there his girlfriend hates him now
(flashback ends)
daxter sees berri
daxter: gasp boooobs
conker: hey is that a orange weasel over there
daxter: hey what ya just call me ya fox
conker: oh so im a fox what were your parents doing when they were making you a three-way with two otters fucking each other with a hot weasel babe looking at em ya faggot
daxter: oh shut the fuck up ya fox fag yo girlfriend is probably a guy
conker: what did you just say
daxter: (in slo-mo) a guuuuuuuuy
conker and daxter are bout to get into one epic fight
(2 hours later)
daxter: well i guess we are friends now right buddy ol pal
conker: ya said it
jak: so there is this douche bothering ya
link: ya so ya gonna help us our what
jak: sure
jak daxter impa tess and ganondorf joined your side also shrek did