You're wondering why I came back with more aren't you? You know you are - and I did! Yay! This ones all about Hatori trying to avoid Ayame and Shigure. It's fun writing from Hatori's point of view n.n

Disclaimer: I don't own Furuba in any shape or form. (I'd like to own Akito though o.o)

How does Hatori do it?

"Yuki. You need a check-up."

"Why?" Yuki folded over the next page of his novel (unlike the uneducated Kyo, he preferred novels to manga), his eyes skimming the words with little interest, trying his best to listen to Hatori at the same time.

"Because."

"Because you have another meeting with Ayame and Shigure, correct?"

The teenager had hit the spot. Hatori DID have another meeting with Ayame and Shigure, and Yuki had seen right through it. Damn the rat for being so intelligent. "Well, you need one, so you'd better have it now."

"Getting an appointment with Akito failed, huh?" The purple haired Yuki asked, still not looking up from his novel, but it wasn't as if he hadn't noticed the large circle that outlined his left eye – it was red, and it seemed to have not gone down any bit, and it made Hatori flinch.

"Who knew a plastic cup could do so much damage." Yuki said off handedly, almost enjoying the annoyance that was radiating off Hatori.

Hatori had been hit in the head with a plastic cup – no, they'd been piled up over him. Hatori remembered that all he could see was white, and it was pretty damn annoying too. Akito had been banned from drinking out of glass cups, since he'd thrown a total of fifty of them at various cleaning ladies, luckily, only forty-nine of them had hit the cleaning ladies – and that quote was directed straight from Akito, who was annoyed that the last cup had missed his most hated of maid (the maid of which hadn't been around since.) So, they'd made a rule that he was only allowed to drink out of "$1.89" cups, which came in a party set, but considering Akito liked to eat the plastic of the party cups, they'd up graded to the $2.95 packs, that were non-chewable plastic. It even said so on the packaging. However, as a result, Akito had been as pissed off as ever, and had taken to throwing them instead of glass at everybody that came in – including Hatori, and there were rumors that they'd been thrown at Shigure as well.

"Yes, Shigure came home whining the other night from seeing him." Yuki commented, folding down the page of his novel, and tossing it aside. Being neat and clean just wasn't his thing – but he didn't expect it to knock over a violet covered vase.

Hatori flinched.

"Go and ask the Stupid Cat, he might need a check up."

"Kazuma was speaking to me about that."

"Stupid cat needs lessons." Yuki muttered, Hatori left soon after.

"Kyo."

Kyo rolled up on the roof pavers, and looked directly down at the middle aged doctor.

"Yeah. What?"

Of course, this was said as rudely as two words could possibly sound like – but Hatori looked past Kyo's annoying aggressive ways.

"You need a check up."

"Fat chance."

"You need one." Hatori repeated, causing Kyo's annoyance to rise to a level way beyond any normal human being.

"Yeah, and like you, a stupid dragon, is going to make me?"

"Either that, or I can make your little girlfriend…"

"She's not my girlfriend!" Kyo screamed, his face going brick red at the same time. Hatori poked the side of his head with a random finger, an amused look on his face.

"Really?"

This just made Kyo even angrier, and because he looked like he was about to do a bomb-dive off the roof, and destroy the human race, Hatori thought it'd be better to ask Tohru… no, scratch that, Haru.

Haru, as usual was off in his own little world, walking extremely slowly on a way street, (of course, there was a big line of idiots behind him, who couldn't get Haru to hurry up.) And, it took Hatori five times to break Haru out of his little cocoon, and afterwards, he looked extremely bored, and a little confused.

"Huh?"

"Haru, you need a check up."

"Why?"

Hatori had to breathe a sigh of relief. Haru wasn't Black Haru. (Hatori was wondering why there wasn't a stream of bodies down the sidewalk.)

"Because Yuki…"

"What's wrong with Yuki?" Haru asked suddenly, gripping Hatori's shirt with both his hands, and looking pleadingly up at him – making Hatori feel above all, stupid.

"Nothing happened to Yuki."

Haru's right fist connected with Hatori's right cheek. "YOU'RE TEASING ME HUH?"

Hatori stumbled backwards, hand on his cheek, however he was a bit stunned to be in pain. Haru however, who had turned into Black Haru, was now edging forward towards him.

"YOU THINK THAT SAME GENDER RELATIONSHIPS HAVE NO PLACE IN FRUITS BASKET, HUH?"

"No…"

"YOU STUPID DRAGON! I'LL KILL YOU!"

The beating proceeded until Hatori was a quivering wreck on the ground, and Haru was standing over him, his eyes still full of rage.

"No," Hatori finally got his word in, "I was going to say that you need a check up."

"Oh." Haru said, standing straight up, instead of facing Hatori, he left him on the ground, and left.

So, it was Hatori who needed to go to the doctors, because the idiot went to the stupidest people to ask for appointments. However, he still didn't get out of the appointment with Ayame and Shigure, because they visited him at hospital.

Heh, I'll bet Hatori got more than he bargained for when Shigure and Aya came to the hospital. Maybe I should write that later?... Nyeh.