Shrek: oh donkey that was a funny joke
mario: for the last time my names not donkey its-a-me mario havent you played super mario bros or anything mario before
shrek: well then WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!
Me and my girlfriend midna (in her form at the end of twilight princess) were flying the ship while listening
to: 886 Beatz-little Einstein's remix
conker and daxter were drunk and they were singing along
conker and daxter: were going an a trip to suck a guys dick
me: guys thats not how the song go's
conker: well we can sing it how we want
daxter: yeah
shrek: oh donkeys were arriving on a city called MLG PLANET
me: awesome
we arrived on the planet
when we were out of the ship we were greeted by the king of blazing himself
snoop: smoke weed every day
peach: ah hi?
snoop: hey
me: well lets make some...
Xx_quickscoper_xX: thats right get noscoped
(sniper shot)
i respawned
me: wut da fuk
Xx_quickscoper_xX:XD
(Sniper shot)
i respawned again
me: oh shit run
we jump in a mario pipe
and we saw rick james
rick: hey i see ur getting rekt i will help you
me: okay
rick: but first i need something from you
money comes out of my pocket about one billion dollars to be exact
rick: no refunds
me: why
rick: because im rick james bitch!
flashbang
me: hey guys there seems to be a mtn dew pipe lets go wreck some scrubs!
we go in the pipe
the quickslayer 420: what the fuck
camera zooms in slo-mo on the pipe
we come out in some nice mtn dew merch
me: time to die!
i pull out 2 smg's
guns were fired killing thousands of enemies
me: hey elsa hand me that flashbang shaped like a small snowflake
elsa: ok let it goooo
me: shut the fuck up before i quickscope you ya n00b
elsa: okay
i threw it down on the ground and became a ice wizard
me: ice shot
an ice shot came out my hand oh and just as a notification im a guy not a girl if that wasnt obvious enough
xx_gayminion2420_xx:oh shit ahh
he froze
i eat some flame doritos
i turn into a fire wizard in some awesome dorito merch
me: fire hadoukan
xxx_idiotpotato_xxx: ahh no it burns
snoop hands me a blunt
me: (low pitch) smoke weed every day
im stoned but still am sober enough to no my mission also i turned a weed witch i green clothing
i bomb them in smoke and they died then i drank some white mtn dew and turned back to normal
we go into the first temple were it seems our first warlord that we havent been talking since the fucking first chapter oh ma gosh
luigi: hmm what are we doing here
mario: well it seems the first warlord is here
zelda: wait a warlord
link: theres been a warlord messing with us to
jak: theres also been one messing with us
me: well we will have to kill this one
Weakwarlord: ha ha you will never beat me
me: i dont know were thats coming from
the weak warlord: haha i am weakwimp and no one has defeated me before hahahaha
Conker: (whispers) yeah not since highschool and at his wedding when his wife kicked his ass
we all laugh
weakwimp: (grunts) never under estimate the power of weakwimp
me: this will be quick
i punched him in the face 3 times barly
weakwimp: ow how could this happen
link: because your name is weak wimp
weakwimp: ahhh im dying
after weakwimp died a hot fairy appeared out of nowhere
fairy: thank you for saving me here is an item as a token of my gratitude
i got a longshot and a gold arm part of armor
fairy: that is apart of the most powerful armor call the epic armor there are 4 more parts of the epic armor the epic hoodic,the power glove,golden jeans,and black diamond boots use those items and we will give you the armor of epicness wiphich gives you so much power you can defeat the warlord leader nossil put that armbrass it will deliver a epic blow when ever you punch one of your enemies and its also shields attacks
i put on the armbrass
me: thanks
we leave the temple and get on the ship
me: hold on guys this is going to be one epic adventure