Conker jr and link jr were talking about what school they go to or what adventures they had and other stuff
berri: conker
conker: what
berri: look
conker: then looked at them
conker: yeah so what their talking its nothing new
berri: no their talking like friends
conker: jr has friends
berri: well they have been talking for 3 hours
Conker: well your a creeper
berri: usally jr talks to his friend but not this long
conker: ah whatever
berri was thinking
berri:(asshole)
shrek: how are you donkeys doing!
conker and berri: ahhh
me: well guys here we are hot pink galaxy
midna: this place looks weird
jak: how
conker whisper to daxter
conker: she it looks like and idiots brain
midna: no conker it looks weird because every things pink
me: lets get started
not very long before we took a few steps birdy came out of nowhere
birdy: hey there its me mr scarecrow birdy i know were theres a secret and one of your friends is locked up in a cage there
conker: which friend
birdy: well he has two heads a brown head and a small red head
conker: oh your talking about banjo and kazooie can you tell me were they are
birdy: well i can but i need erm ten dolla and i hand you a magical map and a journal
me: heres ten dollars
birdy: here you go
me: hey luigi hold this map
birdy: here da journal
berri: um this is a porno magazine
birdy: oh sorry guys thats mine here the journal
me: thanks
birdy then left
me: luigi hand me the map
luigi: okay
me: there seems to be a secret here
i point to a rock
we go to the rock and i blow it up
sonic: banjo probably in there
me: im not a fucking idiot sonic
so we jump in the hole and there was a even hotter fairy then the last one
me: hey
pink fairy: hi my sister told me your would be here i have the last five parts armor
i got the rest of the armor and put it on
me: thank you
pink fairy: hey i also have a sword you will need it called the epic laser sword of awesomeness or in shorter terms the e.l.s.o.a
me: thanks were is the sword
pink fairy: behind me and your friends there to i found him and he told me about you
me: thanks pink fairy
pink fairy: just call me pink
me: okay
so i grabbed the e.l.s.o.a and put it in the sword holder on the back of the epic hoodic
and saved banjo
banjo: thanks guys we appreciate it
kazooie: it took you long enough
me: your welcome lets go to the palace over there so we left the hole and went to the palace
there was a teen floating girl who was texting on her phone
girl: like stop or else you will pay
Me: nope
the girl threw a ball of dark energy at us but we dodged it
berri: hey we dont wont to hurt you
girl: shut up
me: hadouken
girl: ouch
me: im sorry
girl: whatever i was just trying to protect my mom
then there was a voice of the next warlord
women: damn you Katie you have failed to protect me you know what your not even my daughter you were adopted
katie: nooo
me: damn that sucks were sorry we didnt mean it
katie: you know what that bitch can pay
me: so your free to go
katie: no im joining your guys side
me: okay lets go beat that warlord
so we went to the warlord
me: were not afraid of you
women: fine then my name is Olivia and its time to face your doom
olivia then threw a ball of fire at us i reflected it and it hit her
then i saw a hook for the longshot so i grappled it and fell on to a platform and then used the power glove and made a fist and launched it at her back then she fell down
and with the power glove i did a ground pound and hit her in the face
olivia: how could you you may have made it this far but my husband nossil
will kill you
then Olivia died
and then a fairy came out
fairy: thank you all nossil is in a castle in a blackhole and i will show were it is but is some thing i have to give to you
she gave my something to put into the e.l.s.o.a it was a sphere that was very powerful
so i put in the sword and the sword was now an epic laser katana
that is the hyper rainbow laser katana in short terms its called the h.r.l.k
i put it away in the sword holder and went to the ship
me: lets go and kick some ass guys