I actually got a lesson to write this one - and that was about two days ago. Sorry it took me so long to post it - Fanfiction seems to be messing up. Maybe it's my computer. Maybe it's the magical Goblin babies under my bed! Le gasp
Anyways, enjoy! (And pity me - for I failed my story writing exam xD)

Disclaimer x2 (because I forgot last time) - I don't own Furuba.

Dress Ups With Hatori

"Ha'ri! Ha'ri! Ha'ri!" Ayame and Shigure were sitting directly on either side of Hatori, whom was trying feverously to work on his latest patients report, but with Shigure and Ayame speaking his name into his ear – that was a very hard thing to do. So, his hands shot up to his ears, trying to block out the sound.

"You won't block us out that easily, Ha'ri!" Aya said, grinning from ear to ear, and the pair started repeating his name harder. By the end of it, Hatori was banging his head against the desk.

"We're so glad you could get time of off work for us, Ha'ri!"

Ayame was now delving into his stash of dress-ups, while Hatori was sitting with a soothing cup of tea, and reading Shigure's latest love novel – Shigure had thrust it down the back of his shirt, and it had taken Hatori fifteen minutes to find a way to get it out, and after that, Shigure had not shut up about how good it was, and Hatori had ended up reading it, of course this was so that Shigure would "Shut the hell up", which he did, but he sat there swinging back and forth.

"… It's not like I was getting any work done." Hatori replied to Aya's comment, twitching at the content of Shigure's book. Hatori was highly tempted to light a match under the book and burn it into nothing – any sane person that would read it of their own free will was sick. The author… was just uncomment able.

"We're going to have so much fun!" Aya declared, fishing out random costumes, firstly trying to find something for himself and Shigure to wear.

"Ooooh, dress-ups, Aya?" Shigure asked, grinning, watching Aya sort through the Costume. "I don't want to be the Midwife, today."

"Oh, No, Gure-san, these aren't for us." Aya said, seemingly disgusted that Shigure would suggest such a thing.

"What?" Both Hatori and Shigure stated – both of which had very different views of the actual thing. Shigure was disappointed, and Hatori could only guess what was going to happen.

"They're for Ha'ri."

Hatori could have died – and he almost did, had Shigure not had the zappy-things ready to zap him back to life, which he did, because Hatori had a heart attack.

"I made all new costumes just for Ha'ri!" Aya exclaimed, turning the box around, and it read "Costumes for Hatori".

"A… few?" Hatori asked, white in the face, before considering drowning in his remaining tea.

"Ya! You're going to try them on too!"

The topic was non-negotiable. Ayame (And Shigure) wanted Hatori to try on the outfits, and if he didn't, he'd be probably facing more of Ayame and Shigure that week. The costumes and Ayame and Shigure were equal on the weigh on the scales – and both of them seemed to be as bad as the other.

"First!" Aya said, throwing out what appeared to be a respectable suit, that resembled the costume of Sherlock Homes. Hatori didn't think it looked that bad, until he realised that the long pants were in fact fluro pink.

Still, Ayame forced these upon Hatori – and since Hatori didn't want Ayame actually dressing him (which he looked like he was about to do), Hatori snatched the costume from Ayame, and proceeded to get changed. They did, in fact, suit him, which was very, very bizarre.

Of course, Ayame and Shigure forced him to parade around in it, and turn around on the spot.

The costumes weren't that bad, until Ayame pulled out his "All time favourite", the girly Hatori. The costume was a knee high sparkly dress, it was long sleeved – not Singlet top, to which Hatori thanked the gods for, but along with high heels.

"Put this one on, Ha'ri!"

Hatori blinked, before Ayame placed the clothes in his hands, and he simply stared at it for a while. In the end, he had to be lead away to the changing room, by Aya, who was shouting about how "What an amazing job I did! You can hardly believe it, right?"

It took Hatori double the time to change into it (it had a zipper), and when he had it on, he realised just how stupid he looked. He was about to take it off, when Shigure and Ayame burst through the door.

"It fits you beautifully, Ha'ri!"

"Yeah! Yeah!"

Three days past, and Hatori still didn't return to work. In fact, he was so disturbed about the dress incident, that the Sohma's had to hire a psychologist (for him and Akito), and the payment was coming out of Hatori's own pocket. On the up side, Ritsu scored himself a new dress.

Heh! My Dad's a Psychologist. Bet you didn't know that! Hey... I wonder if he was the one that worked on Hatori?