This is a short one that I managed to get out of my mind while waiting for my Dad to go to sleep... okay, so I'm still waiting... but that's not the point! Anyways, this is Shigure's personal list (in no particular order) of how to annoy his Editor (the name of whom I've completely forgotten.)

Also, I guess I should warn all Michael Jackson fans that there is one in there that you won't like... so I guess I'm accepting flames for that one line. Oh well. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Furuba - but Akito would be nice.

How to annoy your editor. 20 easy steps from the Master.

1. Top off her latte with Shaving Cream instead of foam.

2. Say "are we there yet" over and over again for no reason.

3. Have a random Tea-Party with Ayame.

4. Tell her that the "dog" ate the Manuscripts.

5. Offer to write your editors will.

6. Declare the bathroom "No-go" zone.

7. Become her groupie.

8. Make her play "hide-and-seek" with the Manuscript – hide the manuscript in your underwear draw.

9. Throw confetti.

10. Pretend to be Michael Jackson.

11. Hum the Captain Linger Theme-song, but in put her name.

12. Put police-tape everywhere, and get Tohru (poor Tohru) to tell her that you've died trying to complete the manuscripts.

13. Randomly go and visit Akito, bring her back a souvenir (a half chewed Party Cup)

14. Whenever she says something happy reply with: "Oh… that's so tragic… you poor thing."

15. Make a list of all the ways to annoy her and past it on the fridge. (Which is just where this is going…)

16. Parade around in a Maid's Outfit (then offer to buy one for her)

17. Say: "takes one to know one" every time she speaks.

18. Actually finish the manuscripts and declare that they've gone missing.

19. Cry waterfalls for no other reason that the pig that lived 3 kilometres down the road has died of unknown causes.

20. Declare her an Alien that must be eradicated.

Wow! Did you see how short that was? Anyways, if you don't know how the Captain Linger theme song goes, it goes like this:
Captain Linger, Captain Linger, the day he saves, may be his own!