Sorry it took so long for me to update oO; This story in particular is one that I've been working on for at least two months nn;; The main focus is a little problem Haru has with a school bell. This was influenced by my own School Bell... that sounds exactly like the same bell described oO; Heh, whenever I hear it, I think of Haru.

Disclaimer: Don't own it.

The Moo Bell

"Haru-kun! Haru-kun!"

Haru moved his eyes (not his head) to face Momiji, whom was skipping quite happily beside him. "Isn't this exciting, Haru-kun? First day of term?"

Haru grunted, now ignoring Momiji's rambling about how exciting it was, and disappearing into his own little world (which consisted of green pastures – which were edible.)

"Ah! Momiji-kun! Haru-kun!"

Momiji's eyes lit up when Tohru Honda came into view – Haru, however, was reluctant to leave his own security in the green pastures.

"How was your holidays?"

"Great! How about you, Tohru?"

"Mine were great too! We took Akito to K-mart." (- Taken from "The Sohma's Trip to K-mart", a series I'm working on. Look out for it!)

"Where's Kyo-kun and Yuki-kun?"

Tohru sweat dropped, twiddling her thumbs. "Ky-Kyo-kun unfortunately, found um, a cat on heat… and um, I think Yuki's off pulling Kyo off of it."

"Wow. What do you think about that, Haru? Kyo uh…"

"It's wonderful."

Tohru and Momiji went pale, but Haru was still in his own little world, until…

DONG

"Moo"

DONG

"Mooo"

DONG

"Moo"

DONG

"Mooo!"

Haru hiccuped. "What in the hell…"

Both Momiji and Tohru were looking at Haru stunned, but both decided to play it off as just a coincidence. Yes, they thought nothing of it.

"Shall we set out to class?"

"Yes!" Momiji stated, while Haru just grunted.

"It's not like I was doing anything to it, you damned rat!"

"God, I don't even want to describe what you did to that cat. If that was a kid, you'd be just like Michael Jackson!"

"I am not like Michael Jackson!" Kyo spat, attempting to hit Yuki in the head.

"Wait, I'm sorry. Maybe you're more like Elton John then, cat boy."

"WAH! YOU LITTLE…"

Tohru looked a little blank as she watched the pair fight.

"Haru, is something wrong?" Momiji asked, tilting his head to look at Haru, who was just getting over a series of 'Moo' attacks. Haru blinked.

"No… I don't think I am."

"Well, that's good then." Momiji said, taking for granted that Haru said the opposite to what he had actually said.

"I'm going to the nurse."

Momiji payed no attention to it.

"Nurse…" Haru said, opening the door to the office. Unfortunately for him, Hatori had gotten a day job – the price of Ralph's cup kin was getting too high – so it was him who greeted Haru instead.

"Hatsuharu. What a surprise."

Haru groaned.

"Sit down please."

"What gives?" Haru asked, sitting on the edge of one of the two beds that was in there. "I thought you were only a Sohma doctor."

"I was, but then the costs for… well, the costs for one of Akito's recreational activities got too high. I had no choice. I only work here for a few days a week. Anyways, what seems to be the problem."

"I seem to be mooing."

"Huh? The toilet's over there. Knock yourself out."

"NOT POOING, YOU STUPID DRAGON!" Haru stated. He wasn't Black, but that had really irritated him. "Something is making me moo. You know, the sound cows make?"

"Right." Hatori said, arching his eyebrow. "And that would be because…"

"Be-"

DONG

"Moo"
DONG

"Mooo"
DONG

"Moo"
DONG

"Mooo!"

Haru hiccuped afterwards. "See? That's what I mean, Hatori."

Hatori, however was in a rare state of fits of laughter. He was crouched in the corner, trying not to let the laughter over whelm him. Haru sweat dropped.

When Hatori had gained his posture, he turned around, wiped a tear from his eye and said; "Haru, what do cows normally wear around their neck?"

"A… cow bell?"

"That's right. Have you ever heard one?"

"Not… really…"

"Well, the new school bell is based off a cow bell. It must be your demon responding to the bell. It's the 'cow inside you'."

"Oh…" Haru said. Sighing. He wasn't looking forward to the term – not at all.

Happy days nn;! It's finished! ... o.o! Don't give me that horrified face! I meant that story, not the series XDD