Disclaimer: Don't own Fruits Basket.

Yo! It's me again! I'll bet you aren't the least bit surprised oO;
But, in any case, I've been struck with a brain wave, yet again, and this story focuses around Kyo. I have to warn about some things though. For all you Michael Jackson lovers, I'd turn back, and there's a chapter down the bottom that's a bit suggestive. Other than that, READ IT AND REVIEW!

Kyo's Dream

"Kyo! Come shopping with me!"

Kyo groaned. His eyes focused on the hyperactive blonde haired rabbit, who was bouncing around him on a sugar high. "I want to get the newest Pokemon figurine!"

Trust Momiji to be into all the latest fads. Kyo sighed. This day wasn't promising to be a good one, and it had started out pretty bizarrely as well. He'd just randomly found himself ten metres away from the house and in his pyjamas no less. Not only that, he hadn't given any thought as to why he was in his pyjamas, and now that he thought about it, it was rather confusing. And then he'd just gone and walked straight through the door instead of opening it, and discovered the blonde inside who was just waiting to ask him to go shopping with him. And that was where he had ended up now.

"I don't want to." Kyo groaned, absentmindedly plucking lint of his pyjamas.

"Come on, Kyo! I need company! Go with me! Go with me!" Momiji tugged on Kyo's arm, almost pulling it out of its socket. But, surprisingly enough, it wasn't painful.

"Alright." Kyo said, "But only if you go and dance the cancan with several dressed up Leprechauns with bazookas." Now that was something that Kyo knew Momiji couldn't do. Still, Momiji didn't lose heart, and stood up, bouncing out the front door in search of his dressed up Leprechauns with bazookas.

The next thing Kyo knew was that he was standing in front of Shigure's study. He didn't know how he got there, why he was there, or why the sign on the door said: 'perverts only' and had a picture of Hatori grinning on it. Still, seeing as Kyo wasn't giving much thought to anything that day, why would he give any thought to this?

So, he slid open the door, and was surprisingly not surprised to have Shigure bounce over to him, put his arm around him and declare; "I'm glad you've decided to join our race of super beings!"

Before anything actually tuned in, Kyo took a look around him. The room resembled 'Dexter's Lab', a television show that he sometimes watched on Cartoon Network. It had all different kind of gadgets, as well as pictures of Michael Jackson plastered everywhere, and it was all a sickly coloured pink.

"Super beings?" Kyo asked, hardly even listening. "And what do you mean our?"

"Yo!" Hatori said, appearing out of thin air with chopsticks in his left hand, he clicked them twice, then prodded Kyo's forehead with them. "Is this our Chosen One, Shigure?"

"Yeah." Shigure said, grinning as he prodding Kyo in the side of her head with his index finger, "He sure is! Kyo-kun the Perverted Master!"

"I am not a Perverted Master!" Kyo screamed, thumping Shigure on the side of the head. Shigure, of which, acted much like a Yuki fan club girl and declared that he wouldn't wash that side of his face ever again.

"Now then, down to business." Hatori said, sounding serious now, and plopping a map with nothing but a large X written in the middle. The only thing that indicated it was actually a map; was italic typing at the top corner that said, none other than; "Map".

Kyo blinked. "Uh…"

"We need to you to go to the end of the earth to find the Wagumpalumpy."

"Wagumpa-what?"

"Wagumpalumpy. It's a statue that holds the Perverts God, Wagumpalumpy."

"… That was pretty much obvious, Hatori. So, exactly why are you in this… would you call it a cult? anyway."

"I've been hiding a few things from the waking world." Hatori said, nodding seriously, before getting back to business. "So, will you do it?"

"NO I BLOODY WELL WON'T!" Kyo erupted, storming out of the door.

Hatori and Shigure sighed in unison, before Hatori spoke. "Maybe we should get Mr. Jackson on the phone then."

"You're probably right." Shigure agreed, reaching for the phone.

"God damn those perverts…" Kyo mumbled, once again finding himself in a bizarre place. This time, he was in… Uo's room? Blinking, he paused to pick up a picture, that his eyes would not register, before a fist came promptly in his face.

Uo looked furious. "YOU PERVERT!"

Kyo flinched. The punch itself didn't even hurt, but her screaming did mental damage. Was it him, or was he turning into Shigure? Obviously not as fast as Uo was turning into Akito.

Why Uo had suddenly changed into the party-cup loving Akito, Kyo didn't know. But his eyes were full of tears, and he shot another punch – which missed – at Kyo. "YOU RALPH KILLER!"

Kyo blinked, now utterly and completely confused. Ralph… killer? What the heck?

"You thought I wouldn't find out, didn't you!" Akito continued to scream, thrusting his fists – and still missing – at Kyo's body. Kyo was getting nervous. The head was… crazy! And was that… Momiji dancing the cancan in the background with bazooka armed Leprechauns?

Kyo shot awake, panting. He brought his hand to his head, breathing out a sigh of relief, until he realised he wasn't alone. The other person groaned. It was a deep groan, so Kyo registered it wasn't a woman… wait. What the? Why would a man be in bed with him?

"Kyo… did you have a bad dream?" The other teen rolled over, looking up at the cat, who was looking with pure terror at him. Yuki looked extremely comfortable, lying next to him… lying next to him! He was reaching out his hand…
Kyo screamed, and fell out of the bed.

"Oomph." Kyo muttered, colliding with the polished floor with a sickening thud. He flinched, slightly untangling himself from his bedding, and then he paused and listened. Thankfully, all he could hear was his own rapid breathing. He further untangled himself from his bedding, and looked up on top of the mattress. No Yuki. Thank God. It had all been a dream. A strange double dream, because he knew he'd woken up somewhere within it all. Still, he brought his hand to his chest and sighed in relief. That was the last time he fought with Yuki before bed.

Well, that's it, my newest update. Pretty scary, no? Sorry it's not one of my funniest works >>;
Ah! Also! A reviewer (AKA CC) requested a fic about Ritsu going psycho. But I can't decide what story line I should follow (in other words, I'm blank as to what Ritsu could go psycho about.) So, any ideas would be appreciated! Thanks!
Please look forward to the next pointless story nn