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Okay! For all you people who have been waiting for it... HERE IT IS! THE NEXT PART OF K-MART! YAY! This one isn't very long, but I find it funny. There's an inside joke in here, though, so I don't know if you'll get that... but heck! If you've been waiting for it, wait no longer!

The Sohma's Trip To K-Mart – Hatori, Ayame and Shigure's Adventure

Hatori's Experience

Hatori wasn't the least bit pleased to have been dragged along on the "Sohma's Trip to K-mart", considering he was still trying to paste Ralph (Akito's precious party-cup), together with sticky-tape. Still, he headed absentmindedly towards the kids section.

Hatori's eyes scanned the many rows of fake doctors equipment, and he drew his hands from his pockets, and picked some up.

Flash Back Time:

"Hatori!"

Hatori turned, his eyes locking on a smaller version of Akito, who was holding up a toy doctors device.

"Lets play!"

"No."

"Mister! Lets play!"

Hatori turned down to see a little spitting image of Akito, and he flinched. Still, he turned away, and stated: "No."

Then, to the kids Mother, whom he passed, he said : "Your son has a tumour and will die at the age of 36."

His Mother burst into tears, so Hatori handed her a Furby and kept walking.

Ayame's Experience

"Master Ayame! Master Ayame!"

The press were there in their thousands – Ayame's maid ranges for men were a great hit, and millions of men all around the world were wearing them – under their normal clothes. Ayame laughed, leant back, and watched as the other Sohma's scuttled away as fast as they could – grabbing Yuki's arm just in time.

"You seem to have brought your family, Sohma-sama, who is this spitting image?" One reporter said, holding the microphone up to Ayame. Yuki twitched, and silently swapped his hand with the hand of a fully clothed life sized blow-up dummy (of himself – the Yuki Fan Club had been selling them for the two weeks, and Yuki couldn't help but buy one – just for the record.), and snuck off with Tohru and Kyo. Nobody noticed the change.

"This," Ayame said, jerking the blow-up doll of Yuki upwards, not noticing that he had made it full-on go off the ground. "Is my adorable little bother, Yuki! He personally tries on each of my outfits!"

The press wrote like crazy. They whipped out their note-books, wrote, then deposited them again in about two seconds – Ayame was laughing the entire time.

"Master Ayame, will you talk to us for a bit longer?"

"No." He said, wondering clear off from them and in a different direction. His destination? The woman's changing room.

Ayame easily passed as a girl, so he easily made his way into the change room, and once inside sat happily took women's clothes and forced his own products into their stalls.

Shigure's Experience

"I wanna go this way, Shigure!" Akito whined, tugging on Shigure's hand. Shigure on the other hand didn't want Akito going to the cups and mugs section, and dragged him off to get more yukatas

Once there, Akito – who had reluctantly come along – tried on several yukata's, all meant for girls. Finally, when he found one with a cup holder he chose that one – much to Shigure's dismay – and brought it.

"SHIGURE!"

Shigure paused, turning around to see Mi-chan, who was looking extremely distraught. "WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR MANUSCRIPTS? AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!"

Mi-chan threw a piece of paper at Shigure's head. Shigure didn't know what was on the paper, and he really didn't care, but my god did it had a pointy bit that speared the side of his head.

"OW! Mi-chan, OW!"

"It's your own fault." Mi-chan said simply, both of them ignoring Akito – who ran off back to the cups and mugs section.

"But… I'm bleeding!" Shigure stated, yanking the paper out of the side of the his head, the blood pouring out like a waterfall. "And I feel dizzy."

Mi-chan sighed, grabbed the paper, and stuck it back. "There. It's stopped. Now, come with me."

"Where?" Shigure asked, before contemplating. "My gosh, Mi-chan! I didn't think you went that way or looked at those kind of books!"

Mi-chan twitched. "… No. Shigure. We're not looking there."

"Maybe Hatori will want to come too!" Shigure said delightedly, not even concentrating as Mi-chan pulled him past that actual section.

"We're not looking there!" Mi-chan finally screamed, shoving Shigure into his own section. "Look. You're more popular than you think! Doesn't that make you want to meet your deadlines?"

Shigure wasn't listening, he'd picked up a misplaced suggestive magazine. "Mi-chan, you sly dog, you put this in this section just for you, didn't you? You mean hiderer!"

Mi-chan collapsed. "There is… no helping you."

Well, that is it. Who should I do next? Haru and Momiji? Kisa and Hiro? Who? You're suggestion counts!