Disclaimer: ... Dies Takaya-sensei almost killed me with the Chainsaw that Kyo used inThe Sohma'sTrip to Kmart. No, I don't own it, if I even tried to say I did, I'm sure Takaya-sensei would resort using the kitchen knife that Kyo used in My Peanut. Shudders Don't want that.

Me: HELLOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE! Sorry for the low quality of the Halloween Story, I was in a dark mood. Yes... a dark mood... but I wish I could draw Yuki in the costume... giggle Anywho, this isn't the pickle story. Yes, I lied last time, but I've been too lazy to type it up.

Kyo: ... What in the hell are you talking about? Your typing speed is 74 words per minute with 98 accuracy, you'd have it done in about five minutes.

Me: Sweat Drop ... Well... uh... yeah... but... OKAY! OKAY! So I'm embarressed about the shortness >>; Things look a lot larger on paper than they do on computers, okay? Besides, it's a struggle to read my handwriting. Oh! Oh! Also, I'm going to be really bold and say, that if anybody really wants too (I don't see why you would), please don't hesitate to draw scenes from the story nn

Kyo: ... Now you sound stuck up. Hey... is that Yuki with a hammer?

Me: ... Crap. Yuki's found this story. Gotta run! Enjoy "Yuki's Identity Crisis: Part One".

Yuki's Identity Crisis: Part One

Yuki yawned. His eyes slowly opened, staring up at the ceiling of a room that he knew so well. Too well. Yuki had been struck with an unknown illness for three weeks now, and he'd been ordered by Hatori to: "Stay in bed or face my wrath". Naturally, Yuki didn't want to see Hatori's wrath, and so he'd decided to stay in bed. Unfortunately, all his belongings had been sent for labs for testing too, so his bed was a futon in an empty space, with evident outlines of furniture. Oh, it was good to be Yuki.

Sighing, he picked up his book, surprisingly a manga that Kyo – who had been convinced too – leant him. Kyo had the entire series (about 50+ volumes), so Yuki knew he'd never run out of reading material, and it was actually pretty good. Although Yuki wouldn't admit it in public. After all, he was only reading this as a last resort. (Other than Kyo, it was only Shigure and Hatori who read, and both offered him pornography.)

There was a knock at his door, and Yuki quickly snapped the manga shut, shoving it under his quilt, before saying; "Yes?"

The door opened, revealing a giggling Shigure, a vaguely amused Hatori, and a confused Kyo and Tohru. Yuki sat up. "What is it?"

"The results came back."

Fits of silent laughter came from Shigure. The group decided to ignore him.

"And the results?" Yuki asked, absentmindedly patting the book beside him, checking that the vile thing wasn't visible. Shigure, on the other hand, looked up at Yuki, and collapsed with silent laughter, literally rolling to following everybody into the room.

"Well, you see," Hatori said, taking a seat beside the purple haired teen, and absentmindedly feeling his forehead for a temperature, "The test results showed something."

"Showed what?"

"Yuki, this is going to seem… well, lets just say that you're going to find it hard to believe. It seems that when you were born, the doctor had a gender mix up."

"A gender mix up?" Yuki, Kyo and Tohru said in unison. All three were equally confused.

"Yuki, you're actually a girl."

This set Shigure and Kyo off. Well, not really Shigure, he just actually made his laughter audible, but Kyo was going pale from not being able to breathe. Finally, he said; "It all makes sense, rat boy! Why your face is so pretty like, and why you like girly things like gardening!"

"Um… Hatori-san… you're kidding right? How can Yuki-san be a girl?"

"It's quite simple." Hatori said, now ignoring the now transformed rat in front of him, "There are people born in this world that look one specific gender, but because of a chromosome change (or something like that) they're actually the opposite gender. Therefore, they tend to act their 'real' gender (in some cases, anyway), and so yes, Yuki is a girl."

Yuki – now a small rat – glared up at Hatori. "But I have all the male-" He stopped, looking at Tohru, who had gone red at thinking about what Yuki was about to say. "- Things. All the male things, Hatori! I can't possibly be a girl!"

"You are."

"Argh! Why'd you test for that anyway!"

Hatori shrugged. "I was bored."

Yuki and Tohru sweat dropped. Kyo and Shigure on the other hand were too busy laughing to notice.

"So… you mean…" Yuki said, now transformed back, and scratching the back of his head, "That I have to act like a girl?"

"Yes. Now that we've discovered your true gender."

"You're right." Kazuma said. Kazuma had been called over urgently to help bring Kyo out of a laughing fit. In the end, though, Kyo had fainted from lack of oxygen and all was good. (Of course, Shigure fainted too.) "Now that I think about it, my Father was always telling me how Grandfather had always found the rat attractive?"

"He was gay?" Yuki spluttered, getting up very randomly. He suddenly blushed at his random outburst and sat back down. Kazuma and Hatori sweat dropped.

"No, all the rats in the Sohma's – up until you, or well, until two hours ago – have been female. That's why we were all so surprised when you were born male. I'm surprised nobody tested for it before."

Yuki could have died. He could imagine Akito cacking himself stupid in his humble abode, eagerly sending for Shigure to bring the 'new' Yuki in to see him.

"So… I was called Yuki because it's a girl and boys name?"

"CORRECT!"

"Hello Ayame."

Yes, Aya, who had been instructed by Hatori to stay in the car, and who had almost died of heatstroke because he was too stupid to wined the window down, had decided that enough was enough. And, of course, he'd barged in to congratulate his younger brother on his achievement. (Okay, so in Aya's mind it was an achievement. After all, he'd always wanted a little sister to play dress up with. Now he had one. Yay!)

"Oh… shit." Yuki's cursing hadn't been heard, because Aya had chosen that time to squeal with happiness and attach himself to Yuki.

"MY BROTHER! YOU AND I, ME AND YOU, SHALL MAKE OUR BOND EVEN STRONGER!"

"I brought Ayame along to get your measurements." Hatori explained, before throwing a small bottle at Yuki, who caught it out of reflex.

"What's this?"

"Hormone pills. Take one once a day."

Yuki sweat-dropped. What a day. What a life. Why him? WHY HIM?

There. That's part one done. Hopefully, this will be a three part series (heck... I really should get around to writing more Kmart... but hey... and the pickle... Oh well. I'm sure that we all like the thought of Yuki being a girl.) so look forward to it!