Disclaimer: ... I seem to be avoiding all deathtraps. No, I don't own it.
Me: Yay! Back with part two! Praise me people!
Yuki: You expect me to praise you? After what you did to me?
Me: ... Okay, people other than Yuki, praise me!
Kyo: I will! Rat-boy, you've got it hard now!
Yuki: ...
Me: Anywho, enjoy part two! PART TWO RAWKS!
Yuki: No, no it doesn't. Please skip this chapter, as it is highly embarressing to me.
Yuki's Identity Crisis: Part Two
Recap on part one:
Yuki's been sick for a while now, and Hatori has had to test him (and his furniture) for all different kind of illnesses, and something unexpected comes back. It turns out, that biologically, Yuki is actually… a girl? How is Yuki going to take girls clothes? Does Kyo have something up his sleeve?
"Why… are we here?" Yuki asked, sweat dropping as he looked around. "Brother, these are all your brands?"
"CORRECT!" Ayame squealed, hugging his brother. "They're my girls line of clothing! And you're going to be wearing them from now on!"
Yuki twitched. He already had three of Tohru's uniforms to wear to school, and Tohru had even been persuaded out of some of her underwear. Now all that was left was ordinary clothes, but Aya's were a little extreme.
Still, all the girls in the shop seemed to like them. There were millions of them – at least, according to Yuki.
"Now that I think about it, little brother," Aya said, looking down at Yuki's chest, "You don't seem to have a bust yet… have you been taking your pills?"
Yuki twitched. He wanted to hit Ayame. He really wanted to hit Ayame, but that would attract attention.
"Y-Yes, I guess they must be slow working." Yuki lied slowly. He hadn't even touched the pills. They'd been thrust under his futon until he got his things back, and then they were going down into the depths of his cupboard. Along with his clothes. He was going to try out being a girl, but that didn't mean he was going to be a girl.
Aya grinned. "Yes. I think a Yuki with boobs would look pretty. Okay, now then, lets pick you out some clothes!"
Yuki twitched. Twitched again. Then twitched some more. Did Aya just say that he'd look good with boobs? Oh… when they got back to Shigure's, Aya was so going to die. A slow and painful death.
"I like this, this, this, oooo this, this, this, this, and finally, this!" Aya said, collecting all his favourite – and surprisingly normal – designs. Most of them were sets of shirts with small floral patterns and knee long skirts (matching the patterns, of course). Of course, Ayame was ecstatic when the shop clerk gave them to Aya for free, considering he was the designer.
"Let's try them on here, okay?" Aya said, grinning, ushering Yuki into the girls change room. Ayame, of course, waited outside.
Yuki, with his arm full of clothes, looked blankly at a half dressed bunch of girls – that thankfully weren't from his school or fan club – who had previously been the only people in there. He felt a blush rise to his cheeks, and entered the nearest cubicle, ripping the fabric curtain door shut behind him.
Yuki! Snap out of it! What the hell are you doing? You shouldn't act so surprised! They'll get suspicious! Yuki groaned, sitting on the stool that the cubicle provided. You're a girl… for the moment anyway. You'll just have to get used to it. That's right. Get used to it. And, girls getting changed in the same place is part of life… yeah, that's right, and I'm not like Hatori, so stop those thoughts brain!
Yuki tried on one after the other, and finally exited in one of the outfits (that Aya had already 'paid' for.) He sighed with relief when none of the girls payed attention to him.
And then, it occurred to him. He was in drag. The shame was almost enough to make him strip right then and there… until he noticed Aya beaming at him. "You look great! Next stop, the hair dressers!"
Yuki groaned. Luckily, they were only going for a trim. Meanwhile, back at Sohma house…
"So… what you're saying is… Yuki's a girl?" Akito, Ritsu, Haru, Momiji, Kisa and Hiro said in unison, hardly believing their ears.
"Correct." Hatori stated, ignoring a laughing Shigure.
"So, Ritsu, if you wouldn't mind helping Yuki out with the clothes issue?"
"Me?" Ritsu asked, pointing at himself just to make sure, then went pale with Hatori nodded. "But… if I stuff it up… I'M SORRY WORLD! I'M SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO!"
"Yeah… uh… right. Anyway, just help him with his hair and things like that."
"Uh… okay."
Meanwhile, Haru was in a state of disbelief. Yuki was… a girl? Biologically a girl? That meant… that all the bizarre feelings that he had for Yuki over the past years weren't strange? Did that mean… that… Haru was straight? Yes, the confusion got to him, and he ended up transforming and fainting from the stress.
"Please… don't make me…" Yuki said, looking down at himself then at the door. "I don't want to go to school dressed like this!"
"Oh, grow up." Kyo stated, glaring at the rat. "They're all going to find out someday."
"Yes," Tohru agreed, "and after Ritsu-san came over so early to help you with your hair?"
At hearing his name, Ritsu looked into the room, and at seeing a resilient Yuki, Ritsu screamed; "I'M SORRY, YUKI! IT'S ALL MY FAULT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I DID YOUR HAIR WRONG! FORGIVE ME! FORGIVE ME FOR MY FAILURE, I THOUGHT I COULD DO A GOOD JOB! I'M SORRY WORLD!"
Kyo and Tohru looked in Yuki's direction. (Yuki was looking down at a grovelling Ritsu.)
"Come on, rat boy," Kyo said finally, "You have to go after that."
"Step right up! Step right up! See the one and only Prince Yuki – now Princess Yuki – the one and only! Come and see his transformation! That's right, folks, Yuki Sohma is a girl! A girl!"
Kyo was using Yuki like a side-show attraction. He had him standing on the teachers desk, and girl after girl after girl were coming to see their beloved prince in the girl school uniform. At first, the fan club girls hadn't believed it, but thankfully, afterwards, they'd gotten used to it. So used to it that they invited Yuki to join their fan club. Yuki of which, had politely refused, and had been branded; "A threat to their beloved Prince."
Still, even teachers were coming to see him, and he was now "Yuki-chan". Of course, then the boys started hitting on him, each time getting rejected, although Yuki found that it was very tempting to accept to a few. After all, he wouldn't transform when hugging them… wait… if he didn't transform when hugging guys then…
"HATORI!" Yuki screamed, slamming open the door to Hatori's office. Yuki, still in girls clothing, glared at the doctor, storming forwards and grabbing him by the collar. Yes, folks, this is one of the rare moment that Yuki's lost it.
"YOU STUPID FILTHY DRAGON! YOU'RE PUTTING ME THROUGH ALL THIS CRAP, AND YOU DIDN'T CONSIDER ONE THING!"
"What is this thing?" Hatori asked, trying to regain control of his clothing by attempting to wedge Yuki's hand out of his grip.
"That… if I was really a girl… I wouldn't transform when hugging girls!"
"Ah." Hatori said. It suddenly occurred to him why they hadn't ever tested Yuki for gender issues – he'd transformed in his Mother's age, that must have been proof enough.
"So, therefore, you put me through all this stuff for no reason, you stupid fat Dragon! GIVE ME THOSE RESULTS!" Yuki shouted, punching Hatori in the right lower jaw.
"Hey," Hatori mumbled, rubbing his bruise, "I'm not fat."
Yuki got the results, and it seemed that Hatori had missed the word "male" that was written on it over 50 times. What he had seen was the word female, written in the sentence; "Yuki Sohma is not female", and just assumed. Of course, after that, Yuki had reverted back to being a boy, (thankfully, because Haru slowly began to regain the sane fact that he was bisexual again), Kyo lost all money opportunities, Hatori got a broken jaw, and the Prince Yuki Fan Club had their prince back.
Me: Wah! I'm sorry guys, I said three part series, but it only reached two parts! Forgive me! PLEASE!
Yuki: I, for one, am not sorry.
Me: Cries Why not? Didn't you like your experience?
Yuki: No.
Me: Ah...
Kyo: -Holds up 'Hi Mum' sign-