Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket - be lucky I updated! (I think Takaya-sensei is filing a law suit against me... -twitch-. (Theres a little bug telling me; 'You wish!')).

Okay. You were all DYING for an update - so here it is. But, I'm not taking any credit for writing it. My friend who is staying with me at the moment (I mentioned her in Cat's and Dog's Don't Mix) wrote a random story about herself exploding and me finding it funny, drinking coke, and going to Australian Pidol (which was not surprisingly taken off Australian Idol. There's also an American Idol as you should be all aware. God I hate that show.) All in all, it's very exciting.

But, let me say it again - I did not write it. Therefore, it has extreme randomness. EXTREME RANDOMNESS! So, don't blame me if you spontaniously combust due to the randomness of the random content written in this random one shot. It has nothing to do with anything, really. I just went in and changed the names because (personally) I can imagine them all doing these things.

The Day Tohru Exploded

One day, Tohru woke up and then she felt like he was going to explode. She got up and went about her daily business as usual. Later that night, she heard a ticking sound. She thought nothing of it, just dismissing it as the clock in the lounge room sounding unusually loud because of the silence in the house. Suddenly, Tohru exploded.

Yuki burst into the room to see the smoldering remains of Tohru. He drank some coke and pushed Shigure, then looked all shocked and stuff. Yuki wanted to show his sadness, so he picked up a squeaky crocodile and squeaked it. He then attached the jaw of the squeaky crocodile to Kyo's ear and squeaked it… to the max. Kyo died of crankiness and suddenly, Yuki dropped his coke and fell over.

Hours later, Yuki awoke in a warehouse that made suitcases. He was inside one of the suitcases. He was just about to scream when he saw a beetle. He looked at the beetle and forgot he was inside a suitcase. He prodded the beetle.

"I'm gonna call you Bee-Bee!" he exclaimed. Yuki stared at the beetle as it made it's way around the suitcase. When the beetle got out of the suitcase, Yuki cried out,

"Hey! Bee-Bee! Where are you going?" He slowly came to realise that he was inside a suitcase. He screamed and screamed and screamed for hours, then realised that he could just unzip the suitcase and climb out. He came out into the sunlight, blinking and hissing at the sun.

When he got outside, he was greeted by a bored-looking audience and a reality-show-looking host who appeared to be asleep. He looked confused and continued to search for the beetle he had named. Somebody in the audience yelled out,

"Hey! He's out!" The reality-show-looking host woke up and walked over to Yuki.

"Hello Yuki Sohma, and welcome to Australian Pidol!" he said, and held a microphone up to Yuki's mouth.

"Australian Pidol?" he asked.

"Yes, Australian Pidol! The show where some idiot is taken from the scene of a horrible accident and put into a factory!" the host replied.

Yuki took the microphone fromthe reality show host and said,

"Ask me how much million." The host grabbed another microphone, seemingly from nowhere, and said,

"How much million?"

"I don't know." Yuki replied. The host looked very confused. The audience was silent. Yuki stood where he was, laughing his head off. Then, the sky went black and Shigure's head appeared in the sky. Yuki looked up at Shigure. Shigure looked very cranky.

"Hi mutt!" Yuki said excitedly. Shigure cast a spell on Yuki, turning him into a beetle. Yuki got very excited about being a beetle, because now he was the same size as Bee-Bee and he could talk to Bee-Bee. Then, Yuki was blown up by the squeaky crocodile that he had attached to Kyo's ear. The squeaky crocodile squeaked angrily at Yuki's smouldering el' remains-o, then peed on them.

Shigure laughed at Yuki and high fived the squeaky crocodile. Suddenly, a little puppy accidentally pressed the "Launch" button of a nuclear bomb and blew up the planet, and everybody died.

Incase you were wonder who the original people were in the story (Which you weren't) I will tell you!

Tohru - Bushy (one of my bestest friends in the whole world!)
Yuki - Dyeh (me n.n)
Kyo - Little Bushy(relative of Bushy)
Shigure - Doog (my brother.)

P.S. Sorry I didn't make Yuki explode. I wanted to, but it didn't fit ;-;