Disclaimer: I only own Kevin - I like that name. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. xDD! It sounds funny.

Hrm. Fanfiction deleted all this authors note bit. What was on it again...? Oh! Yeah! That's right. This is something I cooked up when I was supposed to be studying for my Modern History exam n.n;;! Exciting no?

Oh, yeah, once again, Akito is completely out of character. The insane, Party Cup eating (and in this case, Barbie Doll playing) Akito is back, my friends! If you dislike it at all... sue me. Okay. No, don't. Please, for the love of god don't sue me o.o; I don't have money!

Oh, yeah, while I'm babbling - this is probably my last fanfiction update until next Thursday the uh... well... 13th! Yes! Thursday the 13th or Friday the 14th! If I got the dates wrong... too bad. Math isn't my strong point. Speaking of which... maybe I should prepare for the exam tomorrow...

I'll stop babbling now.

Enjoy! (and please review n.n!)

Barbie and the Scrap Book

Kyo didn't know what to do. He didn't know what to think. He didn't know why he was on the ground either. Okay... so he did. But he didn't want to know why Akito had put a party cup – with elastic – around the top of his head that had a smiley face on it. Akito had one too, but that was beside the point.

Degrading was the understatement of the century!

And, the Barbie Dolls that Akito had imported from china weren't helping the situation either. Kyo had been stuck playing with them, only because Akito had bluntly promised that he could kill of Akito's character sometime in their game.

He wasn't told when, where or how.

"Ooooo, Ken!" Akito said happily, his character being a rather chewed Barbie – Akito blamed Hatori. Why? No idea. He just didn't blame himself for anything. "I loooooooove you!"

"Yeah, yeah." Was Kyo's bored reply, and a glare was shot at him from Akito; "Uh, yeah, Barbie, I love you too."

"Yay!"

Kyo twitched as Akito's character basically molested Kyo's. He decided that the moment Akito turned on him – he was out of there.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeello, Akito-san!" Shigure sang, opening the door happily, to come across a rather hilarious sight. Akito and Kyo. Playing with naked Barbie Dolls. Oh, this was a camera opportunity. Luckily, Shigure had one, considering he had been planning to show Akito photos of his wonderful trip to the convenience store. Of course, the pictures were only taken to be the basis of an excuse.

"..." Shigure swallowed his laughter; staring at Kyo who was glaring at him to do anything, like, for example breathe. "K-Kyo-kun. What a surprise to see you here!"

"I'll hurt you," was Kyo's reply.

On the other hand, Akito seemed rather happy. He'd always been rather happy – after devouring Party Cups, his disrupted brain had turned mildly insane and childish, but we all knew that, didn't we?

"Gure!" He said, although not moving from where he was sitting; "come play, come play!" When Shigure almost refused, he said slightly darker; "Come. Play."

"Hai, hai." Shigure replied, stepping inside and shutting the door. Kyo promptly gave him Ken, but was given; 'Kevin – the Gay Transvestite Prostitute Barbie' straight afterwards. Ken had been a much better choice. A much better choice.

"Oh, Kevin." Shigure said, putting on a fake voice for Ken; "we still love you, even if you are a gay transvestite prostitute!"

Kyo twitched. Shigure was really enjoying this; only because it meant that Kyo was completely screwed with the character he'd been given. Akito promptly replied Shigure with; "Yes! Kevin, we still love you!"

"What do you mean love?" Ken asked, shocked, his whole body turning as he hopped in the direction of Barbie; "you've been sleeping with him, haven't you?"

"No!" Barbie cried, dislocating her arms as they came up to her face; "he raaaaaaaaaaaped me!"

Ken turned evil and hopped back over to Kevin, using his whole body to whack the other plastic being over the head.

Of course, Shigure found this hilarious, but was constantly swallowing his laughter – meaning his face was very red. Kyo's face was equally red, but not for the same reason. For Kyo, anally challenged at this moment was still an understatement. But, in any case, it was Kyo's turn.

"I didn't!" Kevin screamed, levitating horizontally and ramming his head into Ken's stomach. Ken fell over in a 'dead' like pose, but only because Shigure let it go to scratch his head.

Akito burst into tears; "You killed Ken, Kyoooo!" And then, added rather quickly; "you must pay."

"Uh..." Kyo blinked, dropping Kevin – the Gay Prostitute Barbie as Akito advanced on him; "I... didn't mean to kill Ken."

"Are you sorry?"

"Uh..." he looked at Akito; "Yes. I'm very, very sorry."

Akito turned happier. "Yay!"

"I knoooooow!" Shigure said, waving his hands in the air, creating attention from both of them; "Let's take photos with our characters!"

Kyo did not like the glint in Shigure's eyes.

"Photos?" Akito asked, dropping Barbie to look at Shigure with wide eyes.

"Yes!" Shigure said happily; "we'll make a pretty pink" – Akito's eyes lit up – "scrapbook with them, and show them to the entire Zodiac!"

"We will not!" Kyo cried, standing up, and almost crushing Kevin – the Gay Transvestite Prostitute Barbie under his feet; "Don't you dare Shigure!"

"Let's do that!" Akito said happily.

Akito grinned, Kyo glared, and Shigure looked triumphant.

The photos had taken about three hours to take; mostly because the moment they developed (it was one of them instant-camera things that Shigure had brought, he always came prepared!), Kyo cut out his head, and they had to make take the photos again.

Shigure found good use for the cut outs – he stuck them on Akito and his heads as well, and found this rather funny. Of course, he didn't put the picture in their scrap book; he was going to stick them up around Kyo's school.

"There. Finished! A scrap book full of wonderful memories, don't you agree, Kyo?" Shigure said happily, putting the last piece of pink lace onto the pink paint, which had been painted onto the once white scrap book page.

Kyo, who was still sour, didn't answer. He'd had a bit of a war with the P-V-A Glue, and was glued to the scraps of pictures. Akito had thought of Kyo as a; 'Living Picture!', and Kyo had not been impressed.

"Let's go show it around!" Shigure said, and Akito nodded furiously. Kyo, as we all know, just silently fumed.

And, the reactions of the Zodiac were as followed;

Kureno thought it was cute – only because Akito had made it. Shigure had almost pounced the poor Rooster for touching Akito, and the pair had squabbled for half an hour.

Hatori was quietly disturbed, and offered Kyo some psychological help, that the cat flatly declined.

Ayame wondered why Yuki wasn't present in the picture.

Haru quoted on how cute it would be if Kevin and Kyo dated; and Kyo pommelled him into the ground.

Momiji asked if he could join in next time.

Ritsu apologised about several, unrelated things, but as an afterthought said he liked the pictures.

Hiro bitched about how childish it was, and got thumped by Kyo.

Kisa thought it was one of the cutest things in the world, but was slightly disturbed by Kevin – the Gay Transvestite Prostitute Barbie

Rin, surprisingly, didn't say anything.

Yuki complimented on the colour, then commented on how the cat couldn't smile for even if he tried – and he and Kyo fought for about half an hour, while Shigure and Akito asked Kagura.

Kagura asked if she could have a copy of every photo.

(A/n: I don't think I missed anyone...)

So, all in all, it was a productive day of play for Akito, Kyo – and even Shigure. And, although, the scrapbook lay long forgotten after about a week; the photos of Kyo at school didn't. But, one thing was for sure – Kyo was never scrap-booking, or playing Barbie again.

Before you all ask; no, you won't see Kevin - the Gay Transvestite Prostitute Barbie again. He'd scare to many people. Okay... maybe at Halloween, where he goes around disembowling people... -Cough- Then again... maybe not. Maybe I should stop voicing my dreams out-a-loud, neh?