Disclaimer: I don't own Furuba, or the Religion of Christianity, of which I am apart. ... PINWHEELS GO AROUND IN ENDLESS CIRCLES :D!

Hmmmmmmm... it's been too long since I've updated this series, neh? Too long infact... it's been... -checks- over four months O------O! CRAP! I'm so sorry! I'm such a horrible person! Gah! I'm so dumb!

I should have updated sooner D:!

That being said, unfortunately, this one shot isn't a funny one... I wrote it as a challenge fic. It also bashes the idea of God and kind'a the Christian Religion, read at your own disgression (or however you spell that word). If you want to flame, I don't particularly mind, but please sign in before you do it - otherwise your flame will be posted on my purdy profile for all the world to see :D

Oh, this one also has a lot of cuss words in it. Just a warning x3.

I'll try and update this series more regularly.

Please read and review x3. Enjoy.

Acceptance

Kyo hated Religion; the general idea of idolising some form of mythical being that was far above the rank of simple humans gave him the shits. This may be because the being that Kyo viewed, or was forced to view, as the human version of God wasn't just an ass hole; he was sick, frail and possibly a lower form of human... if Kyo was bastardly enough to group humans into better and worse.

Which, in this case, he was.

In any case, he knew that anything now-a-days could be classified as Religion – fan girls chasing the latest star... even something as stupid as this was classified as a Religion in Kyo's mind.

Yes, it is safe to say that Kyo hated Religion. However, more then that, he hated any mention of the being called "God"; because this reminded him of Akito.

Which reminded him of the fact that he was the Cat.

Which reminded him that he wouldn't be accepted.

Which reminded him that he was going to the cage.

Yes, Kyo hated Religion – so sitting through this particular lesson on Religion was almost too much to bare. "God loves all of us," the teacher was saying, she was some Religious cook hired to teach Kyo's class the idea of Christianity, "God accepts everybody."

"No he doesn't." Kyo interrupted shortly and snappily, not being able to take the crap the teacher was saying anymore. Both Yuki and Tohru – Tohru was enjoying this lesson – turned to look at him, but there was a sharp thump on the table from Yuki's head when he realised what Kyo was getting himself into.

The teacher, of which, blinked. "Huh?"

"God doesn't accept everybody." Kyo replied, in a somewhat level headedly and smart assed manner.

"Yes he does, child." The teacher replied, placing her hands together, a look of pure bliss on her face; "He accepts everybody equa---"

"Bullshit." Kyo stated; "If he accepts everybody, then why is there poverty in the world? Why do people suffer? Why are some people cursed to live in poverty?" Why am I not accepted? "How can you say that they're accepted?"

"Well, sometimes, God decides to make life a challenge..."

"In that case, don't you think God's going a little too far?" Kyo spat.

The teacher pulled her collar and cleared her throat; "I'm glad that you feel so strongly about this subject buuuut..."

"But nothing." Kyo replied, for some reason getting really worked up. This woman... this woman was... this woman was pissing him off. Therefore, Kyo stood, now standing with anger. "God does not accept everybody! Full stop, you stupid woman! If God accepted everybody, he wouldn't be a fucking ass hole like he already is! He wouldn't hurt people! He wouldn't..." lock me up.

There was a moments pause before;

"GOD DAMN IT!" Kyo navigated the desks, grabbed Yuki by the back of his collar – catching the rat who had a concussion, by surprise, and dragged him out of the classroom. Beating up – or rather, getting beaten up by – Yuki was just what he needed.

God did not accept everybody, because God had not accepted him.