"Whirlpool" normal/human speech

'Whirlpool' normal/human thoughts

'Whirlpool' hidden human thoughts

"Whirlpool" Demon speech

'Whirlpool' Demon thoughts

"Whirlpool" Demonic Soul Speech

'Whirlpool' Demonic soul thought

"Whirlpool" Justu

"Whirlpool" Summon Speech

"WHIRLPOOL!" occasionally used to display anger or emphasis.

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto and probably never will.

Naruto stood outside the door to Iruka's classroom in the academy, having discarded his henge and gotten a hitai-ate from the Hokage. Naruto's black-clothed hitai-ate was tied around his forehead, a small amount of extra cloth hanging from the back. Naruto opened the door to the class room and sat next to an intrigued Sasuke, ignoring the shocked looks from everyone but Iruka. Naruto was about to let his mind wander before he heard a simultaneous screech of "FIRST!" coming from Sakura and Ino, who both looked out of breath. Naruto looked at the two before he shook his head and said in a voice loud enough for everyone to hear him, "Are you two always tired from power-walking, or did you stop for some jumping-jacks on the way here?"

Both girls looked up to see who insulted them and froze slightly as they saw his whisker marks. Both fangirls immediately ran up the stairs with their fist raised, yelling in an even louder tone than before, "Naruto-baka!"

Naruto had neutral expression as he stood up and faced the two girls who had charged up the stairs and down the aisle towards him. Naruto simply leaned back, letting the punches pass him before he grabbed Sakura's arm and flung her into the seat to the right of him, leaving the pink haired girl unconscious as she hit her head on the desk. Naruto gave Ino no time to react, appearing behind her in a burst of speed before delivering a solid chop to her neck, rendering her unconscious and placing her in the seat to the right of Sakura.

Iruka shook his head before he yelled at Naruto, using his infamous "Demon Head Jutsu" to scold the blond, "NARUTO WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!"

Naruto turned toward the teacher with a blank stare, unnerving him slightly before he replied in a monotone voice, "Protecting my ears and the Uchiha's virginity."

Their was a long awkward silence before the entire class room burst into laughter as Naruto sat down and waited for the class to calm down.

Iruka wiped a few tears away from his eyes before he began to speak, noticing out of the corner of his eye that Sakura and Ino were waking up. "Ok, ok, I will now announce the Genin teams for this year!" All the Genin except Naruto and Sasuke cheered before Iruka began to call out, "Team one is Karashi Ninho, Junen Hykun, and Nemoka Hyuuga. Your Jonin sensei is Anko Mitarashi."

Iruka took a sip of water before he continued, clearing his throat, "Team seven is Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha. Your Jonin-sensei is Kakashi Hatake."

Sakura immediately leapt up yelling, "Yatta!" while Naruto maintained his neutral expression and Sasuke smirked slightly, giving a nearly unnoticeable glance towards Naruto.

Iruka waited for Sakura to sit back down before continuing, "Team eight is Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame. Your Jonin sensei is Kurenai Yuhi."

Naruto looked over the new team 8, smiling at Hinata before he noticed Kiba looking at her with a predatory grin. Naruto's eyes narrowed before he used his chakra to grab the Inuzuka's ankle, causing Kiba to scream like a little girl and embarrassing him in front of the whole class.

Iruka raised an eyebrow he saw Naruto unleash a thin line of chakra, but pretended he did not notice it, continuing to the next team, "Team nine is still in circulation from last year so onto team ten. Team ten is Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akimichi, and Shikamaru Nara. Your Jonin sensei is Asuma Sarutobi."

Shikamaru bumped fist with Choji while Ino mumbled about being stuck on a team with a "Fat-ass and a lazy bastard."

Naruto watched as teachers came one by one to pick up their students, the classroom eventually occupied by only Iruka, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke. Sakura was fuming and ranting while Sasuke continued to brood as Naruto was pulled aside by Iruka.

Iruka stopped at the corner of the classroom where they would not be heard before he met Naruto eye to eye, glaring slightly "What happened to this being a secret?" Iruka was now looming over Naruto, making the blond feel like a chibi.

Naruto rubbed the back of his head, giving a nervous grin before he replied,"I know but... that's boring! Plus they don't know how strong I am, they just know I'm taller, have a better sense of fashion, and that I am unbelievably handsome according to the civilian women I passed on the way here."

Iruka sweat dropped at Naruto's last comment before he shook his head, "Ok well I have things to take care of so watch those two till your sensei arrives, ok?"

Naruto nodded as he watched Iruka walk out the door with a wave, calling out after him. "Okay, see you later, Nii-san."

Iruka smiled as he walked away, leaving Naruto with Sasuke and Sakura, who immediately began to question him on his changes.

The pink haired girl began to poke and prod Naruto as she spoke, the blond now towering over her by 8 inches, "How did you get so tall, how is your voice deeper, Why are you dressing like that to be cool like Sasuke-kun? Where is Iruka-sensei going?!" Sakura rattled off questions like a small child.

Naruto raised an eyebrow before smirking as he responded, "I wore a physical henge and used a voice-altering ninjutsu, I am not attempting to be like Sasuke I just like these clothes, and Iruka-nii said that he had things to take care of." Naruto gave his answers just as fast as she said them before laying his head down, ignoring the still questioning Sakura.

Sakura, not satisfied with his answers, tapped him on the shoulder, only for him to mesmerize her with his deep blue eyes. Sakura blushed immensely before she fainted into Naruto's arms, a nosebleed easily apparent. Naruto looked at a wide eyed Sasuke, back to the unconscious Sakura, and once again towards Sasuke before he spoke in a monotone that reminded Sasuke of his brother, Itachi, "Two things; One, this is an amazing example of why Genjutsu is useful, and two, you so owe me."

Naruto blinked and suddenly Sasuke was in front of him on his knees, bowing repeatedly while saying, "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Naruto was slightly freaked out as he helped Sasuke to his feet, the Uchiha giving him an over enthusiastic handshake before returning to his desk, the closest thing to a smile that he could manage resting on his face.

Everyone's attention was suddenly draw as the door to the classroom opened, revealing a 5'10 man with silver scarecrow hair. He wore a slightly changed standard Jonin outfit of Konoha, consisting of a form fitting shirt marked by the Uzumaki swirl, and slightly loose pants tied by medical tape at the shins, along with a cloth mask that covered from top of his nose to the bottom of his neck. His blue clothed hitai-ate was slanted at the side, covering his left eye.

The man eye-smiled at the two Genin before he spoke, "Team seven?" Sasuke and Naruto both nodded, confused by the man's nonchalant tone. The man's eye curved even more, if that is even possible, before he pointed upward, "My first impression is, Your all idiots! Meet me on the roof." The man disappeared in a puff of smoke leaving a fuming Sasuke and a slightly annoyed Naruto.

Naruto picked Sakura up as he stood, the pink-haired girl snuggling into the crook of his neck and sighing contently in her sleep, completely unaware of the stares she was getting from her teammates. Naruto raised an eyebrow before shaking his head, walking towards the stairs with a smirking Sasuke following him.

Kakashi watched with a amused expression as Naruto, Sasuke, and a now conscious Sakura sat in front of him, waiting for instructions. Kakashi leaned back onto the railing behind him, pulling out a small orange book as he spoke, "First up is introductions, tell me your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams for the future."

Sakura raised her hand like a five year old seeking attention, the limb flying back and forth vigorously until Kakashi pointed to her, "Can you introduce yourself first sensei, to show us how it is done?"

Kakashi pondered this for a second before he lowered his book enough to look the girl in the eye, nodding as he spoke in his usual lazy tone, "Very well. My name is Kakashi Hatake, My likes are none of your business, I dislike barely anything, my hobbies are rare and few apart, as for a dream for the future? I haven't thought of one yet." Kakashi eye-smiled again as his new Genin sweat-dropped a collective thought running through their heads, 'We only learned his name.'

Kakashi pointed at Sakura again, looking back to his book, "You next pinky."

Sakura pouted at the name before she spoke, "My name Sakura Haruno, my likes are Sasuke-kun and reading, my hobbies are studying and being near Sasuke-kun, my dream for the future is to marry Sasuke-kun, I dislike Naruto-baka!" Sakura finished her speech with a glare at the aforementioned blond, which did not affect him in the slightest.

Kakashi sweat-dropped before pointing at Sasuke saying, "Your up Duckass."

Sasuke frowned before speaking in his 'holier than thou' voice, "My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I don't like much but i can tolerate you and Naruto for now, I dislike traitors, fangirls, and sweets. My only hobby is training, and my dream for the future is to revive my clan and... Kill a certain missing-nin."

Kakashi shook his head slightly before moving onto Naruto, pausing slightly as he saw the familiar bright blond hair and blue eyes. "You go next, nice hair by the way."

Naruto nodded before he spoke, putting his hands behind his head, "My name is Naruto Uzumaki, my likes are Hokage-Jiji, Iruka-nii, and Ichiraku Ramen occasionally. I dislike traitors, Perverts," Naruto punctuated this by snapping his fingers, somehow lighting Kakashi's book on fire and making the Jonin scream like a little girl. Naruto didn't miss a beat, continuing on with his list of dislikes. "Fangirls, and arrogant people. my hobbies are training, seal making, and gardening. My dream for the future? I guess I'll find out sooner or later."

Kakashi stopped attempting to pick up the ashy remains of is Icha Icha book and reviewed the knowledge in his head, 'Okay i'm dealing with a Uchiha Fan-girl, an Uchiha that is possibly suffering from extreme obsession and post traumatic stress disorder, and a mostly normal Jinchuuriki. Oh joy!'

Kakashi glared at Naruto for destroying his precious book, only for the blond Genin to rise and walk up to him, initiating a glaring match. Out of nowhere Naruto grabbed a hardcover copy of Twilight from his kunai pouch and pulled up Kakashi's hitai-ate before back-handing him with it, causing the Jonin to freak out while rolling on the floor, clawing at his tightly shut eyelids. "AAAAHHHHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!"

Naruto threw the book into the air before going through handsigns, blowing out a medium-sized ball of fire and erasing the book from existence, "That was totally worth having to buy a copy of that evil, evil book."

Kakashi pulled his hitai-ate back down and glared at Naruto before giving an eye-smile, scaring Sakura and Sasuke slightly. "Alright moving on! Meet me at training ground seven tomorrow at 5 a.m. sharp, and you probably shouldn't eat breakfast, you will just throw up." Kakashi left in a puff of smoke as Naruto shook his head.

Sasuke gave a simple 'Hn' before walking away, Sakura chasing after him asking for a date. Naruto shook his head again before looking around to make sure no one was watching, disappearing in a swirl of fire.

X Training ground 7, 5 a.m. the next day x

Naruto arrived at training ground seven in his usual attire, his katana sealed in a wristband hidden by his right sleeve. and saw that it had a very simple layout, a small field of grass surrounded by trees, an equally small lake, and three training post lined up in a row. Naruto leapt into a tree near to Sasuke and Sakura who were both sitting around bored, proceeding to enter a small meditation-induced coma.

A whole two hours passed before Kakashi arrived in a puff of smoke with a simple "Yo," and a wave.

Sakura's face turned red as she screamed, "Your late!" gaining Naruto's attention.

Naruto used chakra to stand upside-down on the branch he was previously sitting on, announcing his presence "Nice observation, Banshee."

Sakura quickly picked up a small rock and at chucked it at Naruto, who lazily caught it before flipping off the branch and landing in front of Sakura an impressive feat of agility for a fresh Genin. Naruto held the rock out in front of Sakura's face before crushing it with brute strength, "Did you honestly think that would work?"

Sakura's jaw fell before she settled for glaring at the blond who, to his credit, ignored her.

Kakashi coughed into his hand, gaining their attention as he pulled out two bells alongside a new copy of his precious porn and a timer. "Time for a test kiddies! You have until the timer goes off to retrieve these bells from me."

Sakura raised her hand again, causing Kakashi to sigh as he dragged his hand down his face before pointing at her. "But Kakashi-sensei there are two bells and three of us?"

Kakashi eye-smiled as he spoke, "Very good Sakura, you know how to count! Whoever does not get a bell gets sent back to the academy and i get to eat lunch in their face, what fun!"

Sakura and Sasuke stomachs instantly growl in response to the thought while Naruto simply shrugged. This caused Kakashi to raise an eyebrow but he explored it no further.

Kakashi walked over to the middle training post and set down the timer, throwing a kunai at each of them with a yell of "Begin!"

Sakura screamed before Naruto caught his kunai and deflect the one heading towards her while Sasuke simply dodged his. Sakura and Sasuke immediately jumped into the trees while Naruto formed a cross seal, making 5 clones appear in puffs of smoke before he jumped into the trees himself.

All five clones charged forward, weaving in and out of each others path before they reached Kakashi. The first clone jumped and delivered a swift roundhouse to the side of Kakashi's head before dispelling in a burst of wind, stunning the Jonin long enough for the next clone to run up and unleash a brutal barrage of punches to his torso, dispelling in another burst of wind that sent Kakashi stumbling backwards. The third clone ran behind the Jonin, kicking him in the small of his back and directly into the path of the next clone that sent him hurtling into the air with an uppercut. The last clone used the fourth clone as a springboard to reach Kakashi's height, flipping forward once before bringing his hands together behind his head and slamming them down on Kakashi's chest.

Kakashi hit the ground with a grunt, tossing up a small amount of dust before he disappeared in a puff of smoke, revealing it to be a Kage Bushin. The remaining three Naruto clones dispelled, giving their knowledge to the original who shook his head before setting out to find Sasuke and Sakura.

Kakashi's visible eye widened as he received the memories from his clone, nearly missing the jump to the next tree branch. 'Just what are you hiding Naruto?'

Kakashi shook his head before stopping in on a branch right above his target, Sakura. Kakashi's eye gained a dangerous glint before he discreetly cast a Genjutsu on the girl, waiting to see her reaction. Kakashi sweat-dropped as he saw Sakura scream loudly before fainting. 'And she supposedly excelled in Genjutsu, what is the academy teaching?!'

Kakashi turned to the right as he sensed the real Naruto move to Sasuke position, eye-smiling as he went to intercept him, "At least one of you got the meaning of the test."

Sasuke turned 180 degrees, swinging a kunai he had in reverse grip in an attempt to injure his attacker. Sasuke's eyes widened as his forearm was caught and a hand was placed over his mouth. Sasuke began to struggle until he caught sight of the familiar mop of blond hair. Sasuke relaxed and Naruto's hands released him.

Naruto suddenly stiffened before he grabbed Sasuke's shoulder and used a shunshin to bring them in front of a just awakening Sakura, narrowly avoid Kakashi.

Sakura rubbed her eyes before she saw Sasuke, immediately jumping up and hugging him while sobbing.

Naruto coughed, gaining their attention before he spoke, "If your little love fest is done, we need to work together to defeat Kakashi-sensei."

Sakura glared at Naruto before she began to yell at him, "As if dobe, Sasuke-kun has no reason to work with a weakling like you!"

Sasuke's eyes hardened before he pushed Sakura off of him. "Sakura! Listen to Naruto, as much as i hate to admit, he is just as strong if not stronger than me." Sasuke barked at the pink-haired girl who was now sitting on the floor. Sasuke was no fool, he saw Naruto's clones take on Kakashi's and knew that the blond was in a league above his own. It infuriated him to no end, but he decide not to focus to much on it; after all, it is just another reason to become stronger.

Sakura's eyes widened as she sputtered out a weak, "But S-Sasuke-kun!"

Sasuke glared at her, quickly shutting the rosette up and allowing Naruto to continue, the blond nodding his thanks. "Anyways, think about it; have you ever heard of a three person Genin squad? I think there's more to this test than what meets the eye."

Understanding dawned on his teammates faces before he shoved Sakura down and pushed Sasuke to the side, pulling out a kunai and deflecting a barrage of shuriken that came from behind them.

Naruto moved past Sakura and Sasuke, ignoring the pink haired girl's screams before he unsealed his katana, settling into a stance.

Kakashi as surprised to see Naruto's stance, the blond Genin seemed completely relaxed. Naruto's back was straight but not tense, his right arm hung at his side, the tip of his blade inches from the ground. Naruto's left arm was held tight to his body and bent at the elbow, his fist clenched and his palm facing skyward. Kakashi's eye widened as he realized just what stance Naruto was in. 'No way... I haven't seen anyone hold a sword like that since-!'

Naruto fazed out of existence, appearing in the air next Kakashi and swinging his sword, intending to slice the Jonin in half. Kakashi drew a kunai faster than Sasuke or Sakura could register, blocking Naruto's katana and beginning to push back against the blond. Naruto was forced to give up his attack due to Kakashi's currently superior strength, using the Jonin as springboard as he jumped away, yelling "Sasuke, I need some fire now!"

Sasuke grumbled slightly before jumping up and going through handsigns, "Katon: Hosenka No Jutsu!" a total of ten small fireballs shot out of Sasuke's mouth towards Kakashi.

Kakashi smirked believing it was to weak to hurt him until he saw Naruto reseal his sword, going through a set of handsigns, "Fuuton: Taiki Dan!" Ten bullets made of air shot forward, merging with Sasuke's fireballs until they formed balls of white fire the size of a car each. Kakashi's face went blank as he crossed his arms in-front of him and crouched slightly, 'Whelp, i'm fucked." Each fireball crashed into Kakashi with a large explosion, forming several craters of black stone.

Sakura's eyes widened before she grabbed Naruto by his collar and dragged the taller boy down to her height, "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HIM?!"

Sasuke was completely dumbfounded as he pointed at the largest crater, the smoke dissipating to reveal a battered Kakashi. The Jonin's flak jacket was completely destroyed, leaving him in his slightly burned blue Jonin uniform, his shinobi sandals, his hitai-ate, and his mysteriously unharmed mask.

Kakashi shook his slightly as he regained his bearings, "Wow, that's the most damage I have taken in a while. Congratulations."

Kakashi uncrossed his arms, bringing his right hand up to his slanted hitai-ate and, with dramatic flare, lifting the cloth to reveal... another cloth! It served as a perfect distraction, Kakashi rushing the three Genin. He had to get a bit more serious now, his stance shifting ever so slightly as he ran. They were subtle changes, designed only to set off alarms in the opponents' minds while keeping it easy to move.

Sakura froze up while Sasuke drew two kunai, nodding to Naruto who unsealed his sword one more. The two Genin ran forward, hoping to distract Kakashi long enough to grab the bells. Sasuke attempted to sweep Kakashi's legs out from under him, the Jonin leaping over the low kick only to narrowly avoided a swipe from Naruto that would have taken his head clean off his shoulders.

Naruto used the momentum from his swing, putting his full body weight into a kick aimed for Kakashi's head that he blocked with his forearm, subconsciously noting that it hurt more than it should have before stepping back to avoid Sasuke's attempt at grabbing the bells.

Kakashi smiled behind his mask as he continued to dodge the attacks from Naruto and Sasuke, 'Their teamwork is a bit rough around the edges, but remarkably good for fresh out of the academy Genins.' Kakashi heard a jingle from behind him, turning to realize Sakura had broken out of her stupor and stolen both bells from their place on his waist.

Naruto and Sasuke stopped their combined assault, smirking as they saw Sakura had grabbed the bells. Kakashi turned and eye-smiled at Sakura, scaring her slightly as he spoke, "Congratulations, you got the bells, now what will you do with them?"

Sakura looked at the bells in her hand before looking at Naruto and Sasuke, 'I really want to be on a team with Sasuke-kun, but Naruto was the only reason we passed this test. All i did was get trapped in a Genjutsu and grab the bells, and that was pure luck!' A conflicted look passed Sakura's face before she tossed a bell to both Naruto and Sasuke, hanging her head in defeat.

Naruto seemed shocked as the bell rang, signifying the end of the test. Kakashi clapped as he turned and walked over to a training post that was near them, leaning against it as he spoke in his normal relaxed tone, Pulling a back-up copy of Icha Icha from his kunai pouch while covering his Sharingan. "Congratulations, you all pass."

Sakura's jaw dropped as she screamed "What! But only Naruto and Sasuke got bells." while Naruto seemed pleased and Sasuke was just as confused as Sakura, choosing to wear a mask of indifference instead of physically showing so.

Kakashi looked up from his book with a perverted giggle before he gave the biggest eye smile yet, his eye twisting downwards in ways the three genin thought should not be physically possible. "True, however all three of you caught onto the true meaning of this test, teamwork."

Sakura jumped up and down in joy while Naruto gave a small smile, extending his fist to a smirking Sasuke who reluctantly bumped it. Kakashi's eye smile tuned down to a reasonable level before took a page out of Gai's book, extend his arm out while giving a thumbs up, declaring, "Team 7 takes its first official mission tomorrow! Meet me at Tenshi bridge at 7:00 am sharp!"(1)

Naruto coughed, gaining everyone's attention as he addressed Kakashi, "Please put that book away in public or else i will have to take, drastic, measures." Kakashi raised an eyebrow before nodding and proceeding to ignore Naruto's words, continuing to read his porn. Naruto's left eyebrow twitched before he muttered, "Don't say i didn't warn you later."

Naruto disappeared in a puff of smoke, the training post that previously occupied the space behind Kakashi in his place, completely uprooted with a clump of dirt clinging to its bottom. Naruto had performed a kawarimi. Kakashi's single eye widened before he turned his head to look behind him, seeing Naruto crouched with his left hand in a half-tiger seal. "Remember Kakashi, this is your own fault." Naruto proclaimed as he pulled out a kunai with an explosive tag tied to the back, shoving it up Kakashi's rear with a shout of "Konoha Secret Taijutsu: A Thousand Years Of Death, Uzumaki Remix!"

Sakura and Sasuke watched slack-jawed as they saw their JONIN-sensei fly several feet in the air due to the sharp object now lodged in his backside, their expressions only turning more hilarious as Naruto channeled chakra in his half-tiger seal, causing the explosive tag to detonate as he managed to laugh out, "Haretsu!" Sending Kakashi flying away, his rear leaving a thin trail of smoke as he went.

Naruto fell to the ground laughing as Sakura lifted him by the collar, shaking him as she asked, "Where did he go!"

Naruto managed to stop laughing as he grabbed Sakura's arms, gasping for air as he answered, "Y-you will see in a f-few seconds." The sentence only sending him into another bout of laughter.

Kakashi's arm flailed as he soared through the air, eventually landing with a large splash and the expected pain from the mother of all belly flops. Kakashi began to wave his arms indiscriminately, sputtering while attempting to get his bearings before he grabbed hold of some thing very soft and squishy. He gave it a few experimental squeezes before a loud, collective growl caught his attention. Kakashi focused in on his surroundings, his eyes widening as he saw several angry, naked Inuzuka females and Kunoichi-alike. A particularly angry hiss caused him to look to his left, revealing his hand to be holding the breast of none other than Anko Mitarashi, who looked quite pissed at the moment. Kakashi's situation only got worse as he looked up slightly, noticing the banner resting on the wall behind her that read, "Kunoichi Anger Management Class" The soggy orange book he still held in his right hand on serving to worsen his chances of survival.

Seeing his current predicament, Kakashi did the only thing he could. He screamed.

Naruto paused in his laughter just long enough to hear Kakashi's girlish screams of pain before falling once more onto the ground, his lungs screaming in protest.

Sakura's eyes widened as she pieced two and two together, a mortified look settling on her face while Sasuke could no longer restrain himself, beginning to snicker loudly. Sakura's shock quickly gave way to anger, the pink haired girl stomping her way over to our favorite blond before straddling his chest and proceeding to pummel him with a shout of, "NAARRRUUUTTOOOOOO!"

This ended five minutes later with a level-headed Sakura, a still smirking Sasuke, and a bruised and battered Naruto who could help but lament on his beating, 'I can literally jump off the Hokage monument and land perfectly, fight hundred of thugs with out taking a break, and then take a one-two punch from Tsunade of the Sannin with no negative repercussions but a 12 year old girl can kick the crap out of me! HOW DOES SHE DO IT?! I got it! She only punches me when I'm distracted!'

Sasuke couldn't help but sweat-drop as he noticed the anime-tears water-falling from Naruto out the corner of his eye, the bead of sweat increasing as the tears stopped, only for Naruto to hanging his head in shame, a small rain cloud appearing and wetting the blond's hair and shoulders. This was quickly followed by the clouds splitting in two, a ray of sunshine evaporating any water on Naruto while an angelic chorus rang throughout the clearing.

Sasuke shook his head before walking off, "I'll see you two tomorrow, just don't hold me back."

Sakura gained stars in her eyes before she chased after him, begging for a date.

Naruto looked up, the rain cloud dissipating as he realized he was all alone, "Well not completely alone, Naruto-kun."

Naruto smiled as he heard Kuromi's voice echo in his head, 'Hello Kuromi-chan, i thought you were still at the apartment installing the expanding seals.'

Naruto felt a sudden wave of embarrassment wash over him before Kuromi responded, "About that Naruto-kun, i may have accidentally, sorta-kinda, blown them up. Come help me, please?"

Naruto raised an eyebrow before he shook his head, heading towards his apartment as he thought back, 'If this is another one of your attempts to jump me... Hello, hello? Kuromi-chan?' Naruto heard a loud buzzing noise that gave him a massive head-ache, 'She hung up on me! How the fuck is that even possible?!'

Naruto cut his mental link before using his key to unlock the apartment door, stepping inside only to be tackled by half-naked Kuromi, the demoness wearing only an crimson apron over her lacy black bra and thong; her red furred fox ears sitting atop her head and a single visible tail wrapping around Naruto's waist as she pulled him into a deep kiss that lasted a good 5 minutes before they separated for air.

Naruto smiled at Kuromi before sniffing the air, detecting a delectable smell. "Do i smell Miso ramen with a side of rice and," Naruto gave the air one more good sniff, "Bacon?"

Kuromi smirked and nodded as she got off of Naruto as walked back towards the chicken, her hips waving enticingly as she walked. "I couldn't help myself, I hunted some wild pigs out of sheer boredom a month ago and said hey, 'if I'm going to kill it, why not cook it?' But i must admit, i still like my meat raw, the blood serves as a drink" Kuromi snatched a piece of bacon off the tray before using her claw to cut a thin line on Naruto's cheek, allowing some blood to drip onto the fried pork before taking a slow bite, "and a sauce."

Naruto rolled is eyes slightly as Kuromi used her tail to tickle the under side of his chin, not at all perturbed by his fiancee's slight blood fetish, it came with the package of being engaged to a Demon lordess.

Naruto served himself a medium-sized bowl of ramen along with a small dish of rice and some bacon, packing the food away over the course of fifteen minutes, give or take a few minutes of teasing from Kuromi.

Naruto went to bed, Kuromi opting to stay and sleep with him instead of returning to the seal, where a lush meadow complete with a forest had replace the rank sewer, Naruto's chakra now represented by three different saplings. Naruto sighed peacefully as he wrapped his arms around Kuromi's waist, the red head snuggling into his chest while allowing her tail to pull the cover over them, both eventually falling asleep with smiles on their faces.

Hey guys, Nexus-k again, Chapter 2 has finally been updated. Sorry for the wait but hey, your pizza's free now. Remember to leave a review with your personal opinions, criticism is welcome as long as it has solid reasoning, don't just flame and bullshit when i call you out on it. Also sorry for kinda derping out close to the end there, it was late and i was tired. That's all i have to say for now so, peace.

Translations:

Katon: Hosenka No Jutsu= Fire release: Phoenix Sage Fire Technique

Fuuton: Taiki Dan= Wind release: Air Bullets

Haretsu= Rupture

Authors Notes:

(1): The meeting place for Team 7, its a bridge. Not really much to it.