Hiya! How's life? I'm really tired right now but I got good feedback so I decided to post chapter two. NightmareThe FoxWitch do you want Tarstep do be extremely clumsy, like she falls over every chapter, or just sometimes?
Thanks to NightmareTheFoxWitch and Breezetail of WindClan for reviewing! Brownies and cupcakes for both of you!
"It's time for the first ever PotatoClan hunger games!" Announced Effiekit.
Beside her, Ihatehungergameskit was tied up with an apple in his mouth.
"What's an apple...?" Jayfeather wondered.
"District one tributes will be Sandstorm and Zebrakit!
District two tributes will be Annakit and Piekit!
District three tributes will be Jayfeather and Bramblestar!
District four tributes will be Captainobviouskit and LOLkit!
District five tributes will be Squirrelflight and-"
"I WANT TO RE-ENACT SCENES FROM DIVERGENT!" Yelled Tobiaskit and Triskit
"I WANT TO WATCH ASDF MOVIES!" Yelled ASDFkit
"I WANT TO SING DISNEY SONGS!" Yelled Disneykit
"I WANT TO HAVE A PIE EATING CONTEST!" Yelled Piekit
"I WANT TO GO TO LEGOLAND!" Yelled Legokit
"I WANT TO RIDE ON A UNICORN!" Yelled Horseykit
"I WANT TO EAT CATMINT!" Yelled Catmintkit
"I WANT EVERYONE TO STOP YELLING!" Yell- sorry, screamed Yellingsuckskit
"I WANT TO EAT PIZZA!" Yowled a sleek black she-cat.
"Who's that?" Asked Ferncloud
"Didn't you get teleported onto a unicorn?" Asked Jayfeather.
"This is my bestie, Ravenflame." Explained Silvershine.
"Sup," meowed Ravenflame.
"Oh."
"Yup."
"Right."
"Soo... what are we doing if the kits can't decide?"
"I dunno."
So pizza then."
"Ok. Why not?"
"Kay."
"POTAATO!" Screeched Potatokit
Ravenflame made a mountain of pizza fall on everyone.
"NUM NUMS!" Screamed Pizzakit.
All the cats from the other clans came and ate the pizza too. Then they became fat cats again.
"Are we going to end up being fat every chapter?" Asked Jayfeather
"STOP BEING LOGICAL!" Screamed Silvershine, whacking Jayfeather with a pink sparkly toothbrush.
Jayfeather decided not to ask why Silvershine had a toothbrush.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, the messenger of randomness was feeding catmint to the tribe. They all went to ThunderClan territory while farting rainbows and eating waffles.
The cats went speedboating to celebrate but everyone exept PartyClan fell in the water and drowned, but they ressurected themselves cuz they're cool like dat.
Then they danced, licked lollipops, farted rainbows, and sang random pop songs all night.
"WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE SOME CHEETOS!" Wailed Onestar.
"LOL!" Screamed LOLkit.
Then Ferncloud had more kits.
"ALL MY LIFE HAS BEEN A SERIES OF DOORS IN MY FACE-" began Annakit
"NO FROZEN!" Screeched Silvershine.
"AND I'LL BE DOING WHATEVER SNOW DOES IN-"
"NO FROZEN!" Screeched Silvershine.
"THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TO-'
"NO FROZEN!" Screeched Silvershine.
"LOL!" Screamed LOLkit.
"Let's go to Cookieland!" Mewed Silvershine.
"Yay, Cookieland! What's Cookieland?" Ravenflame asked, puzzled.
"A world made of cookies duh!"
"Oh."
Just then a cake with wheels and windows and other car- related stuff pulled up into PotatoClan camp.
"How can a cake be a car?" Asked Jayfeather.
"The Cakecar is here!" Exclaimed Silvershine.
The window rolled down and a sand-colored tom looked out. "Hey babe."
Ravenflame's eyes went big. "BABE?!"
"Yep. Viperfang here's my mate."
"Oh."
"Awkward..."
The PotatoClan cats piled into the Cakecar and Viperfang sped off. The ride took twenty two hours and the kits talked nonstop the whole way up. Only the sound was muffled because the kits were all squished in the back and they couldn't move.
"I think I'll rent a bigger car next time," Meowed Silvershine.
When they arrived, they piled out and NumNumkit ate tons of cookies.
"Dang!" Mewed Cookiekit.
"LOL!" Screamed LOLkit.
Aaaaaannnnnndddddd chapter two! Sorry this is kinda short but I'm having difficulty thinking of ideas. Next chapter is their adventures in Cookieland. Oh, if you have any ideas, send 'em in! Yeah I can't think of a question. Ummmmm...
QOTD: What was Sharpclaw's kittypet name? (Yep, he used to be a kittypet)
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