Decided since I had some time I would update :)
Mom Can't Play Shogi
"So... Basically, if I move this piece it is just giving you a chance to attack me?" Temari questioned her son. Shikadai, who's father was at work, was bored and his mother was home and all his friends had things to do.
"No... Well, not really. You know what, I think it might be easier if- " Temari interrupted her son.
"I will learn how to play this damn game! And you, Mr. Nara, are going to show me how!" Temari told him.
"Troublesome lady... Scary too! Why can't Dad teach you? " Shikadai asked.
"Well, he could. But you and I have nothing to do." Temari stated.
"Uhm, I think I can find something to do..." Shikadai mumbled.
"Why do you do that?" The blonde interrogated her son, or at least that's how Shikadai felt.
"What?" Shikadai asked, as he moved another one of his pieces to his mother's side of the board.
"Mumble! It is NOT polite, and HOW THE HELL DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME!?" Temari spazzed. Shikadai tried to hide his snickering.
"So, you tried to teach your mother how to play shogi?" Shikamaru asked his son.
"Yeah.. I spent three and a half hours trying to teach that lady the basics. Another two before she gave up."
"She must really suck at shogi then, I guess."
"Hopeless." Shikadai replied, causing his father to chuckle.
11:02 PM
"It's okay, Tem. You might not be very good at shogi, but you are amazing in bed." Shikamaru told his wife who was laying on his chest.
"You know it!"
Okay, so this one was kind of hard to write :\ please review!