A/N: Hahahahaha… Well, it has been way too long like, seriously. But hey, at least it's Tuesday! Haha, but I am crap at updating. I really need to get on track. I am really going to try hard keeping my updates on track from now on, but it seems like this is the only thing I ever update. Oops. Well at least you get some updates on this story, I haven't updated some of my other stories since July. Am I rambling? Probably. You're probably not reading this anyway. Oh well. I always talk to myself. I also need to quit stalling and get to writing this. Well… I'll start now.

Chapter 5

As soon as Ghirahim left, Link dramatically dropped his soon-to-be Master Sword and ran over to Zelda to embrace her in a warm hug. I just stood there smugly wondering what was with that weird hair of hers. I decided to actually listen to what people around me were saying for once and tuned into their conversation and was thoroughly disappointed when they weren't saying anything. Then Zelda explained some stuff like after she fell out of that tornado and what she did and stuff. Then the conversation fell silent again and she turned to me with a question on her tongue.

"Oh! Hello! Um, my name is Maggie! I am kinda just tagging along with Link for a bit. Don't mind me." And if I could smile like the Happy Mask Salesman, I would have.

Zelda obviously still had questions. And so did Link.

Oh right. I told him I would explain what is going on after this battle.

"You have some things to explain to me." Link said.

"Hey, that's exactly what I was thinking about! Anyway, I'll tell you now."

They nodded as I paused.

"So I was in my room minding my own business when suddenly…" I made obnoxious hand gestures to lighten the mood because they were both staring at me so intensely I felt like I would pass out. "…Ghirahim appeared in my kitchen and kept calling me 'Zelda' and he took me here as a sacrifice to his demon master/father/creator named Demise. He needed Zelda's soul to get him to full power. And since apparently Zelda was hiding in my closet, that's what brought him to my house. So I need help getting back home. Does that answer everything?" I intentionally left out the part where they were part of a video game.

I looked toward the two of them, looking dumbstruck as ever.

"Do you ever stop looking like that?" I said to Link once again to lighten the mood. It's really weird having characters just staring at you.

Link shook his head slightly as if coming out of a trance. He opened his mouth slightly to speak before he was (rudely) cut off by a curious Zelda.

"What are you wearing?"

"Are you serious? Do they not have nightclothes on Sk- where you come from?" I cut myself off so I didn't look like a stalker. They didn't seem like they noticed. But it seemed to shut her up. Silence once again.

"How can we help?" Link asked when the silence was getting to creepy. Thank god other people thought it was creepy too.

"Well… I don't really know for sure. But the best thing I can think of is seeking out the Sheikah member Impa." It was getting ridiculous how much I needed to censor what I say for stalkerish stuff.

"I think you may know her, Zelda?" I turned to her. She shook her head.

"I've never heard of her." She said quietly. Welp, I didn't know exactly when they met. It was worth a shot.

"Ah well… Um… Maybe we could try the sealed temple? The old woman there might be able to help." I hate playing dumb, but it was necessary.

They both thought it was a good idea so we wandered into the spring thingy to teleport us out of the dungeon (but not before getting the tablet thingy) and made our way through the woods and into the sealed temple.

A/N: That wasn't too terrible of a chapter. Oh, and by the way, it would probably be a good idea to mention now that the entire game is basically going to be completely re-written and filled to the brim with spoilers. I have no idea how long it will be, sooo yeah. And my schedule is Tuesdays and Thursdays. I will be trying my absolute hardest to keep on schedule, so expect something on Thursday. But if I don't update then, then I most defiantly will update next Tuesday. Well, until Thursday, have fun! Wait! I have another reminder. 1.) If you have any suggestions, I will be happy to try and include them in my wacky adventure. 2.) Please tell me what you think! I love love love reviews! Constructive criticism is always welcome as long as you're not telling me what a piece of garbage this is because I already know that ;P. Now you may go.

See you later!