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Warning: Language (as always).
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"So, you mean to tell me that you will not tell me anything?"
"It's not like I just won't. I just don't know the answer to them."
It seemed to me that I was getting on everyone's nerves. Here I was... a mysterious twelve (*cough* nineteen *cough*) year old girl who was not being cooperative at all and could possibly be an enemy ninja and trying to have a simple conversation with an old man (and the two guards are still behind me, making sure I don't get into trouble). His eyes narrowed at me as he studied me. There wasn't really anything to hide about me as I wasn't a threat so I met his gaze with my own.
"Fine then, we can start out simple. What is your name?" He leaned back in his chair, still locking eyes with me.
Well fuck. How should I even answer that? Should I say my real name or a fake one? Damn, Charlotte doesn't sound cool or bad ass in anyway. It sounds like I'm going to invite you to tea and have some cookies with you, not kick major ass. Nah, fuck it. Who cares at this point?
"Charlotte."
He still stared, probably wanting more information, but I still kept my mouth shut. There's no reason for my last name so that's all he's getting. "Okay then... How old are you?"
I pondered on this one as I actually don't know. I was around the age of pre-teens so I was about eleven-thirteen maybe... Meh, I'll meet in the middle. "I'm twelve."
He raised his eyebrow at me, probably wondering why I hesitated so long just for my age. I shrugged my shoulders at him, not really wanting to explain that I kinda didn't know my age, just assumed.
"Now... where do you live?"
Ah shit. How do I explain this one? I cannot say New York or US because that's not even on their map! They'd have no clue as to what I'm saying! Gosh darn it! I can't even say one place in this world cause all I know are the ninja villages and if I say one of those, they'll want papers or some kind of ID. Or even worse, assume I'm a spy ninja and I might get a kunai in my skull! Also I can't straight up lie as they'll just be able to tell and drag me to some jail or shit! Fuckkk...
"Um... I'm from the West." It's not a lie. If this region was modeled after Asia then it's true I am from the West. Plus I remember when I was a kid and the maps had more land going out west and it cut it off. It pissed me off to no end since we couldn't see the territories over there!
From my remark, the Hokage's expression turned to pure surprise. He then seemed to look at me in a new light. "My... this is a rare occurrence. Not many from the Western lands come to visit us. Many don't really like the way of the shinobi so they became neutral to this side of the continent." Ah, so that's what happened. I guess that makes sense as to why they don't have it part of the map then. The West doesn't want ninja and having it on the map might make others think they should travel where they're not welcomed.
"So, little one. You have travel a very long journey to get here. It should have been a four month travel... Why are you here?" He questioned.
...Shit. What would be an appropriate answer? As far as they know, I'm a young kid who traveled very long for something... but, ah shit. I can only think of like two different reasons as to why I'm here. There's one where I can say I'm traveling the world, and the other is to... become a ninja.
Ah fuck. No. Don't tell me that this is actually why I'm here for. They were just stupid meaningless wishes! I WAS FUCKING TWELVE MAN! FUCKING TWELVE! If you wanted to grant one that would have been more awesome then PAY MY COLLEGE LOANS UP FRONT SO I'M NOT IN DEBT MY WHOLE LIFE! HOW ABOUT THAT?! THAT'D BE USEFUL!
Fuck, fuck, fuckkk... they're waiting for an answer... Okay, no. I refuse. I'm not becoming a fucking Mary Sue that says "Ninja all the way!" To be put onto Team 7 and do all the shit with them and have a fucking harem-... actually the harem part can stay, but everything else is a major no! Ugh! Plus if I end up saying traveling then it means at one point or another I have to leave! But where the fuck would I even go! I would be stuck in the world of ninjas with no means of protecting myself and I could just die, serving no purpose... you no what. Fuck it. All of it.
"I'm here to become a ninja." I proudly declared. I have to become a ninja to actually survive this world but now all I have to do is make sure I'm not on Team 7. I ain't no Mary Sue bitch.
"You came all the way here... to become a ninja?" He repeated slowly. I nodded my head in confirmation and he seemed to be thinking before sighing. "I see... may I ask if you have any ninja knowledge?"
"Eh... A little bit." Does the basics of chakra count?
"Hmph... I see. Well, I apologize for this but normally when you start at the academy you would be six or seven years old and you would spend about five-six years learning the ways of the ninja, so if I were to put you in now, you would be eighteen years old when you would be finally graduating..."
Oh my fucking god... did I... Am I the first person ever to be 'sent' to the Naruto world to be flat out rejected from becoming a ninja. Welp... That's a blow on my already small ego. My eyes castes downwards as I accepted that I didn't even have a chance at being a Mary Sue for the pure fact that I couldn't even do the basic Mary Sue thing, which was to have everything work out for them. Great.
"But..." My eyes snapped up to him. Holy shit, he said 'but'. The almighty 'but' might end up getting me a chance!
"...As I can see, you have came a long way for just this and it is an honor you came to our village for your decision... so, I might be able to pull a few strings and get you in." My smile grew onto my face as I had hope in my eyes. "Yet, I'm placing you a year or two behind your age as that way you have time to learn and have enough knowledge to pass the graduation test."
Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! This works out perfectly! Mostly in fan-fictions they are just thrown into their age group (the group graduating (*coughcough* Team 7's class *coughcough*)) and they just end up graduating perfectly! I can assume that if I'm in a class that's behind the ones of this year, then I won't be placed on Team 7! Also I get time to learn about the necessities before getting thrown into shit! This is wonderful!
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Ha ha. Cute. I see what you did there.
So turns out that the class I was placed in was in fact, Team 7's class. Fuck. I would have been place in the class of Team Gai if I had just said the class graduating this year! Ugh! I personally wouldn't have passed that year and pushed to this year but still! There was that chance! Fuck. Now I have to wait a year before graduating and I'm practically clueless to this shit... Let's hope that Mary Sue luck is with me while going through this year as I'm going to end up slitting my own throat in frustration.
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Andddd done~! Next chapter is where the story actually starts! I just wanted to upload this so we can start to get to the actual story! Tomorrow, I'll publish chapter 4 so you won't have to wait that long~!
See you next time~! (/^3^)/