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Warning: Language.
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Well shit... This is a complete disaster...
Here Naruto and I were, waltzing up to the scene to see Sasuke already in the ice mirror justu and Kakashi was... holy shit, he was actually bleeding. Dude. Really? The world was going to throw this 'shit ain't the same' crap right at the beginning? Fuckkk...
Kakashi had his right side slashed around his stomach and was currently fighting Zabuza in taijustu. Sasuke was using his fireball justu thing to try and melt the ice, but it wasn't working. (Wow. Seems one thing stayed the same. Something that didn't benefit us though.) Sakura was back by Tazuna and protecting him, very determined not to let Zabuza pass.
I turned to Naruto to tell him to help Sasuke while I help Kakashi but the blond wasn't beside me. He ran from his spot and dashed to Sasuke's position... welp. I guess I'll just creep around until I can be of use. Now, like I said to Sakura beforehand, I'm not dash in and just fight with instinct. I'm used to the shadows and finding little weaknesses in others. I can't power rush right in and power punch Zabuza into the ground because that won't work. Also, I only have one chance to make a sneak attack before he learns of my presence and then the stealth shit doesn't work anymore and I have to just help Sakura with Tazuna.
Actually, now that I think of it. I have a plan that will make Sakura be more useful in this fight... but I'm going to be a fucking idiot and put myself into danger again. Though this time, I'm just going to dodge because I cannot punch for shit if it doesn't have chakra infused with it. I could have a few power punches, but I'm giving myself the limit of five or six before I end up at my chakra limit.
I stalked around to the other side and made a shadow clone... well, not a real one, just the crappy illusion one they make you learn in the academy. The real shadow clone justu is jounin level and my chakra is just brimming chunnin... just brimming would be though as I had a later start then the others.
The clone me had the illusion that it's left arm was still there as I wanted to make sure my team knew it wasn't the real me (though Kakashi could tell in seconds probably) but making Zabuza think that it was the real me.
It seemed to work.
"Well, well. I thought the brat was dead. If only. You should just piss off." Zabuza mocked. It was then that I noticed his chest was immensely burnt and distorted in color. It seemed to have seared several layers of his skin and it looked blistered and pink.
I cringed from my hiding spot because damn... it looked bad. I expected my fake self to say something sarcastic and I wasn't disappointed.
"Wow... that was such a burn, that really hurt me just like my arm was hurt during the blast... oh wait. It wasn't." The Fake Charlotte (F.C. for short) gestured to her left arm as the illusion made it seem like it was perfectly fine. Damn. A pun and a smack down? I'm good.
Zabuza hissed and went to charge at F.C. but Kakashi appeared in front of her and held up the arm that wasn't trying to stop the bleeding as a way to 'protect me'. (Sexy ass had his sharingan out so he knew it wasn't the real me.)
"Charlotte, help Sakura protect Tazuna. You can't fight him. He's too strong." Kakashi lectured as he glared at F.C. for her to move back. F.C. faced him with her own smirk and declared, "I'm not here to fight."
"Huh?" Everyone (except Sasuke, Naruto and Haku) mused in confusion. I got ready to pounce as it was nearly my time to try and get one punch in before it was a dodging match and a few power punches.
"Yep, I'm here to distract."
BAM! That's number one.
A crater that was shielded by loose dust used to be where Zabuza used to be as he jumped out of the way last second. "Sup bitches!" I screamed with a wicked grin as I jumped of the dust cloud. I placed my hand on my hip and was facing Zabuza. F.C. motioned Kakashi back to Sakura and started the plan.
"Sakura, you're going to stop the bleeding for Kakashi." F.C. explained.
Sakura's eyes went wide as she started to stutter out, "W-wait! I don't know how!"
"You don't, but I do." F.C. declared. Around the time of half way through my year at the academy, I attempted to learn medical ninjutsu, but I failed miserably. The words were way too complex and it was hard to grasp, but I do remember what it said to do as I had to reread it like five million times since I just couldn't understand it. The first lesson in the book was to stop bleeding by stitching up the inner skin then work your way out to outer. Now, just because I can't understand it doesn't mean Sakura won't. So, F.C. will tell Sakura what to do, she will try it, fix Kakashi up so we can switch out and I end up not losing any other limbs. Yay! Now, let's hope Sakura knows what she's doing or that Kakashi wasn't punctured in an organ, since he would probably would end up having internal bleeding.
F.C. started to explain as Kakashi was like 'Dude, she can't fight. I need to fight him.' F.C. being all like, 'Let Pinky heal y'all first then you can fight with that sexy ass of yours, but the more you complain, longer real me gonna fight. So shut your trap and let Pretty Girl do her thang.' and then he was all like, 'I getcha so imma shut my mouth now.'
You know, the usual.
BAM! That's two.
Another crater was formed as Zabuza and I were 'fighting'. It was more dodging his punches and using power punch when he started to try to reach Kakashi when he can't fight right now. "You know, you really are annoying." he hissed at me.
"Heh, my older siblings say the same thing to me all the time."
And queue the more fighting.
We didn't even really hit each other at all, more of a stand off. He was trying to hit me, I dodge. I end up doing a power punch, he dodge. Meh, I wasn't trying to really take him down, I'm more of a distraction that is wasting time for Sakura to figure out how to do the damn skin healing shit. It seemed that she managed to slowly (and do I mean fucking slowly) patch up the inner layer and she was doing like the secondish layer of skin now. All she really needed was to have around four and she would be good. So about five minutes more of fighting. Great. I have like two more punches and now I'm already feeling exhausted.
Zabuza seemed to catch onto that as I started to get lazy in my defense and he roundhouse kicked me in the side of the ribs. I went flying and hit the back of one of Haku's mirrors and fell to the ground in a slump. Surprisingly, the mirror actually cracked on the other side, but not fully enough for it to be seen, just heard. The trio in the mirrors went silent as the stared at me for a second then looked at the cracking mirror. "Uh..." Was the only thing that could come out of my mouth.
Okay, I can have a new plan. Break out Naruto and Sasuke with power punch and have them waste time with Zabuza (with the addition of Haku) and I go rest by Sakura... that seems to be fine. I'll try that. Well, it's not like I can do anything else but power punch... I'm a one trick pony and I plan to exploit it whenever I can.
Zabuza ran to me as I just got up and dodged to the side. I brought back my fist and connected it to the already cracking mirror as I heard a BOOM! and it cracked more, this time it being visible. So, I have one more punch left and then I'm useless as I won't be able to basically move as my whole body will feel paralyzed. Now, if this doesn't fully break with the next punch, I'm fucked and guaranteed to die.
Eh, fuck it. I just want to go home already.
BOOM! My fist connected with the mirror and I collapsed to the ground as... nope. It didn't break. Fuck me.
I couldn't really move as I was chakra exhausted and I just laid on my back panting. I could hear Naruto and Sasuke attempting to run to me or to break that specific mirror but they were too weak to and Haku kept them busy as he threw needles at them in numbers. Zabuza came over to me and towered me as he smirked.
"So... I don't suppose you could... I don't know... let me go?" I suggested.
He stomped on my ribs as a reply. He kept apply pressure onto my stomach as I was grunting and trying not to scream. Zabuza started to laugh as I struggled against his foot. "I'm going to enjoy this-"
CHOMP!
The pressure on my ribs lessened as a huge ninja dog bit onto Zabuza's neck and made him stumble off of me. Next thing I know, gentle hands went under me as I was lifted up and brought by Sakura and Tazuna. Kakashi set me down with care as Sakura gave me a quick look over to see if I was alright. Kakashi gave me a nod as he summoned more dogs and he turned and started to fight Zabuza.
Everything ended up finishing the same way as originally... with the exception of the bridge was a proud owner of a few new craters that they'd have to fix.
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What the fuck is this shit?
So, to sum up the situation, here all of us, waltzing up to the Konoha gates when there was a young girl already standing at the front of them.
She had long blond hair with pink tips that were in pigtails. She had a headband on with cat ears. She had way too much make up on, looking around twelve years old and...
Oh my god. She's wearing a tee-shirt with Naruto plastered on the front...
She's a fucking wee-a-boo.
And she is at Konoha.
Fuck.
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Don't ask why I used so many onomatopoeias in this... I just felt like it.
Anyways, important shit: couldn't write the two chaps in a week so you got one, sorry :/ also I will be changing the second update day to Tuesday so on Tuesdays and Fridays there will be a new chap unless otherwise stated!
Now that's done, I'm so excited for the next chap since it introduces a new character! :D
See you next time!