DISCLAIMER--SOMETHING OF SOMESORT LIVES WITH ME...SCARY.

And that scary thing is...Well I don't know. But I do know that this is another chapter!! Wooo! And up up and away I go! Oh and thanks to twilightistotalyawesome for the question. This will be a good chapter...

Q) Edward- Has anyone every told you that you kinda sorda look like Robert Pattison? Just wondering, 'cause it's totally true. And he, is, HOT!

A) Wait, what? I look like someone? I thought I looked like Edward Cullen! Not this Robert Pattison guy. Who is he?

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ROBERT PATTISON IS?!" Esme, Rosalie, Alice, Bella, and Rachel yelled at the same time.

"Uh...No I don't."

"He's just the most dreamy," Esme started.

"Most awesome," Rosalie stated.

"The most sexy," Alice sighed.

"Most talented," Bella stated matter-o-factly

"And greatest actor," Rachel said

"ON THE EARTH!" They yelled at the same time.

"Well if he's so great then how come I've never heard of him."

"WHAT?!" Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper busted into my room.

"You have never heard of Rpattz??"

"Emmett your wrong, he changed it to Spunk Ransom." Rosalie said.

"Oh, well I didn't get that news, but seriously. You have never heard of him?"

"Like I've been saying, no."

"Okay that's it. We are taking him to meet you." They all dragged me to the jeep.

In California somewhere...

"OH OH OH LOOK! There he is!" I swear, my family and friends were star struck.

"ROB! WE LOVE YOU!" Some old guy turned around.

"You, you, you, love, me?" The old guy asked. Was this seriously him? He didn't look sexy...

"Eww! Not you, your just some old guy. Go away." Emmett started chasing him away.

"Let's rephrase," Bella started.

"ROBERT PATTISON! WE LOVE YOU!" Alice screamed. This stunning 21 years old guy turned around. He had long hair and he was pale-ish white. Hmmm...he doesn't really look like me.

"Hey there. You must be some more fans."

"Heck ya we are! And plus we wanted you to meet our brother."

"Eww..he's not my brother...I'm his friggin fian'ce. Get it right Alice."

"Sorry. But anywho, our brother - and her fian'ce - has never heard of you."

"WHAT? You have never heard of me?"

"Uh, no. Sorry."

"What, do you live in a hole or something?"

"How did you know!?"

"Uh dude, I'm Spunk Ransom. I know everything."

"Oh that totally makes since."

"Hey Spunk! I'm like...one of your biggest fans. Well all of us here are, besides Edward, but I'm deffinately one of them!!"

"I see that, what's everyone's names?"

"I'm Bella!"

"Emmett!"

"Rosalie."

"Carlisle."

"Esme!"

"Jasper."

"Alice!"

"Rachel!"

"Edward..."

"Cool. Well I'm Rob, Rob Pattison that is." He swung his hair around.

"OH MY GOSH! YOU WOULD HAVE MADE THE PERFECT JAMES BOND!" Alice was jumping up and down.

"Why thank you."

"You know what I don't get?" Everyone stared at me like I was crazy.

"Er, what?"

"The reason we're here right now is because someone one told me I looked like you."

"PSH! No, you can't look that sexy Edward."

"Bella how can you say that? I'm your fian'ce!"

"Well your sexy in your own way. But no one can live up to Mr. Spunk Ransom."

"Oh that makes since."

"Eh, well it was nice meeting all of you, but I got to go to set. I'm shooting a movie called 'Twilight'. I've read the books and it's really good. Hmm that's strange, all the main characters are your names. Well not you Rachel, but everyone else. Huh. Oh well. See ya guys!"

"BYE!"

"Hmmm...I see all of your points. He is dreamy."

"WE TOLD YOU!"

Hahaha! This was a great question. Thanks again, twilightistotallyawesome for the question. And Rachel is here again! And she will be for most...okay almost all the chapters. Yay! Haha so I hoped you enjoyed it and...REVIEW!