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A/N Okay I promise this will be quick. NANANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAAN! Tehe. Oh and thanks to KimberlyYou'reWeird for the question. And then also thanks to Forkz94 for an idea. And last but not least thanks to we.cloned.edward.cullen, for the other idea! And this ended up being longer than expected. So, up up and away!! -makes swoosh noises with a cape-
Q) Carlisle--So have you ever thought of making animal flavored bubble gum to help with Jasper's cravings?? Because if he chews that all day then wouldn't he like, stop thinking about human blood?
A) Oh goodness! Why didn't I think of that?! Ah man! Now I feel like an idiot.
"Carlisle sweetie, please stop having conversations in your head. It makes you look like an idiot." Esme said while passing by. Goodness! Did she have a secret power too? Hmm, why didn't she tell me? Seriously! Now I really feel like an idiot.
"Hey, daddio. Oh, don't tell me. You're having conversations in your head again? Psh that's sad. I'm the dumbest one in the family and I don't even do that." Emmett shook his head and walked away. Jeesh all of them knew!
"LIARS! YOU'RE ALL LIARS!"
"Uh, what are you talking about?" Jasper came in to join the conversation.
"Oh, you think it would be funny, since I didn't know. You are all liars! Everyone here can read minds! Why did you lie huh? HUH? Is Edward the only truthful one around here??"
"Uh actually I'm not. I'm the one who has visions."
"WHAT? AM I GOING INSANE?"
"Er, yes you are."
"Who invited you into this conversation Rachel? Are you a liar too? Can you read my mind??"
"Duh."
"Okay then what am I thinking?"
"That we all lied to you."
"Damn! How did you know?"
"Umm, I think you're missing the obvious here."
"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!" I ran out of the room and drove off to my secret lab to invent the gum.
EPOV
"Hmm, maybe next time we shouldn't take it so far."
"Ya."
"Uh huh, oh well. Let's go shopping!!" Alice screeched.
"No," I said.
"Of course." Rosalie mumured.
"Yay!" Rachel squeled.
"HELL YES! LET'S GO NOW!" Emmett said running out to the jeep. Exactly .13526473894783 seconds later, I heard the engine roar.
"WOOOHOOO! SHOPPING SPREE!" Alice yelled, and then everyone followed her out to the car.
"Okay, I'll just stay here then." Hmmm, what should I do.
CPOV
"HAHAHAHA! THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME HERE! Okay, now to make the coolest gum for any vampire of this planet called EARTH!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH -cough cough- Ugh, choked on my spit. Anywho, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!! TO THE INVENTION OF GUM FOR VAMPIRES CAVE!!" I ran off making swoosh noises with a cape.
EmPOV
Hell ya I'm excited! We get to go shopping! And without Edward! He's always a party pooper on stuff like this. And, I actually have money to spend this time! Woo hoo!!
"Emmett? Where are we going shopping at?"
"BUILD-A-BEAR! Why do you want to know Rachel?" (A/N I love build-a-bear!! Back to story)
"Well, I just didn't know. And build-a-bear? What are you, a 5 year old?" Everyone stared at her like she was missing something.
"Oh, ya."
"Well, I'm going to build-a-bear. You all can go to American Eagle, or whatever you guys shop at."
"YAY! I can't wait! I heard Aeropostle got a new shipment in yesterday. And Abrecrombie always has the cutest shorts." Rachel seemed very excited.
"Ugh, you think we're going there Rachel? Nuh uh." Alice was giving her glares.
"Well I don't have thousands of dollars on me to buy fancy French clothes at the moment."
"Psh don't worry about it! We'll buy for you."
"Really?"
"Duh! That's why I said it."
"YAY! Oh happy days!!"
"Well here you guys go! I'll meet you hear later, but I must go build my teddy bear." As soon as they were off, I sped towards the other side of the building.
APOV
I watched Emmett speed away.
"Esme, doesn't he know that build-a-bear is like, right here?" I turned around to see a huge build-a-bear sign.
"Oh well, he'll find out soon enough. Let's go!" We ran off into the first store we found.
EmPOV
DAMMIT!! It's on the other side of the building!!
EPOV
Wow, there is really nothing to do here. Wait, Bella didn't go with them. In fact, she's not here at all. Huh, wonder where she is?
BPOV
"Okay Kool-Aid, you know what to do. Go to Edward's house again, and see what he's doing. But this time, don't get caught. Okay?" I looked at the squirrel, who nodded his head eagerly, then ran off.
"Now, Pringles? Go to Mikes, and make sure you find something very embarrassing so I can make fun of him. Then Pop-Tart, go to Jake's and taunt him as much as you can." The other two squirrels ran off, doing there duties. Haha, I just said duties.
EmPOV
No, way. No hackin' way. This place was AWESOME!! Oh my GOSH! They have a dino I can create! No, snap back into it. I am here for a teddy bear. One who will listen to me, and care about my feelings.
I went up to the lady - teddy bear in hand - ready to stuff it.
"Good morning sir. Have you been here before?"
"No."
"Well, first off, we stuff the bear, then you'll pick a heart for it and make a wish. Then you get to name it and pick clothes for it. Once your done, you'll get to take home your new friend."
"Awesome!! I love this place!!"
"I'm glad you do, is this enough stuffing?" She handed me the bear and I squeezed it.
"Uh huh! Perfect!"
"Okay, now pick a heart and rub it between your hands to warm it up. While your doing that, make a wish for your little buddy." I picked up the first little heart I saw and started rubbing it.
"I wish..." I thought of the wish.
"Okay, now what do I do?"
"Kiss it for good luck, then I'll place it in hear and sew him up." I kissed it then gave it to her.
"Whoa! Oh sorry, but usually these get warm. This is freezing cold." I bursted out laughing and she stared at me strangely.
"Er, okay then. Well, here's your pal. Do you know what your going to name him?"
"Proffeser Cuddle Muffin."
"Oh, er, interesting." Psh ya well forget you. I went to the naming computer and named him. Then I bought him and got the birth certificate. I pulled out Edward's new credit card. He got it in the mail yesterday and hadn't signed it yet, so I thought I'd steal it. And thanks to this, I have lots of money!! Huh, wonder what he's doing right now...NOT REALLY!! Hahahahaha I'm so funny.
APOV
"OH MY GOSH!! THIS IS HEAVEN ON EARTH!!"
"SO MANY CLOTHES! I've seriously haven't gone this crazy while shopping."
"Well welcome to the family Rachel. This is what we do about, every day."
"Oh wow! I'm gonna like this."
EPOV
Wow, seriously this is really boring. I would play the piano, but I do that every single day. Reading was also something I did way to much. Who knew boredom would come to a vampire? I could go hunting, but I did that yesterday. Why isn't Bella over here yet? I wonder if I should call her.
BPOV
Uh oh. Edward was calling. Did he find Kool-Aid?? Crap.
"It wasn't me!"
"Bella, what are you talking about?"
"Uh, nothing. What's up?"
"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to do something today?"
"Okay!"
"So, what do you want to do?"
"Well, that movie that Spunk Ransom was in came out yesterday, so we could go see that."
"Sounds good. What was it called again?"
"Twilight. I guess it was a book by Stephanie Meyer. And a really good one at that."
"Huh, I never heard of that book, and I've read every single book out there."
"Strange. Oh well, so see you at 7:00?"
"Yup."
"Okay love you!"
"Love you more."
"No I love you more."
"Nuh uh."
"Ya huh!"
CPOV
Yes!! I did it! I have made animal flavored gum! Now, to test it out...
EW! This is not animal blood! Yuck! Ugh, back to the drawing board.
EmPOV
It seems like I've spoiled Proffeser Cuddle Muffin more then Rose. Oh crap, I hope she doesn't get jealous! And I hope Edward doesn't mind that I spent all of his money. I mean, litterally all of it. His credit card has officially been denied. Oops. Well, that doesn't matter. I got enough sharpies for me and PCM. (That's short for Proffeser Cuddle Muffin, just so you know.) Well, I better go get the girls, and Jasper. Although, he could be considered a girl if you think about it.
APOV
"NO! Emmett's going to be hear in 3 seconds!" 3, 2, 1.
"Hey guys! Let's go home."
"But, but, but...YOU BUTT EMMETT! THIS IS MY FIRST REAL SHOPPING SPREE AND YOU HAVE TO CUT IT SHORT!"
"It's okay Rachel, I'll bring you back tomorrow."
"Okay then!"
CPOV
Okay this time I have it!! Now let's taste it...
DISGUSTING! This tastes like cow poop! Gross!!
BPOV
"Nuh uh."
"Ya huh!"
"Nuh uh."
"Ya huh!"
"Nuh uh."
"Ya huh!"
"Wait, it's getting close to 7:00. We'll finish this fight tomorrow."
"Okay. Will you come and pick me up?"
"Sure. Hey, perfect timing. Right when I'm going to leave everyone gets home."
"Nice. Well, see you in two seconds!"
"Okay bye!"
EmPOV
As soon as I shut the car off I ran to my room. I pulled PCM out off his house thing and set him on my bed. Then I grabbed 5 sharpies and started smelling them. Ah, home sweet home.
YAY! I got another chapter up! Okay so like anywho, thanks to all the people I mentioned above for the idea's and such. Now time for some advertising. So there is this story that I'll be help writing for and I must say, it's gonna be good. Sorda based on this story so if you like this, then read it! It's called Ask A Vampire, and it's by we.cloned.edward.cullen.So, once we get another chapter up, it'll become an actual story. XD And last but not least...REVIEW!!