DISCLAIMER--... WELL CRAP, I'M GETTING OLD.
Haha, so there's going to be a really random thing in here, and that's because I have really random friends!! Tehe XD
Q) So, this is for everyone of the Cullens. Do you like to play with sock puppets?
Rose's Answer) No, what am I, a five year old?
Emmett's Answer) Hell ya!! They are almost as entertaining as a ball of yarn! Haha, I'm such a kid.
Alice's Answer) Ummm, it depends on my mood I guess.
Jasper's Answer) Duh! Of course!
Esme's Answer) Why would I do that?
Carlisle Answer) Ummm, I think the closest I have been to sock puppets is an actual puppet.
Edward's Answer) No. Not at all. Never in a million years.
"Edward I'm bored!! Come play sock puppets with me!"
"But Bella! I don't want to!"
"Do it or were over again!!"
"COMING!!"
"Hehe, yay!"
BPOV
-Evil laugh- I have Edward eating out of my hands. I can get him to do whatever I want! HAHAHA!!
EmPOV
"So Mr. PCM what do you want to do today?" I stared at him for a couple seconds.
"Ya that sounds like a good idea! Let's look for destop backgrounds!" I got onto google (AKA the best website ever!) and looked up random pictures. Surely I'll find something 'Emmett' searching that. OoOoO! That looks cool. I clicked on it to make it bigger. Wait, what was this? I looked at it closer. Oh no. HELP!!
Rachel'sPOV
I heard a girly scream. Huh, must be Emmett.
EPOV
What was that horribly high pitched noise? Oh wait, that's just Emmett. Must of saw something that scared him. Well I didn't have to worry about it. It was Alice's turn to take care of him. Hmmm random thought. Shouldn't I have gotten my new credit card a few days ago? Huh. Oh well I'll worry about it later.
"Alice!! it's your turn to take care of Emmett!"
"Nuh uh! I did that yesterday! According to the sheet it's your turn!"
"But I just took care of him yesterday!"
"Ya but he get's scared a lot! I thought you would of known that!"
"Well dammit."
EmPOV
"Make it go away, make it go away." I was rocking back and forth in the corner of my room, holding Mr. PCM very tightly.
"Emmett, what do you want to go away?"
"Evil stripes! They wanna eat me!"
"What the hell Emmett? Stripes can't eat you."
"THEY WANNA EAT ME DAMMIT MAKE THEM GO AWAY!"
"Okay okay! Where are these 'evil' stripes?" I pointed to the computer screen. Edward turned around and clicked the red X button at the top.
"Okay they're gone now. Are you feeling better?"
"NO! I need sharpies! Come on Mr. PCM let's go buy some!"
"But you don't have any money!" Edward called after me. What he didn't know was that I stole all of his credit cards, and sharpies. But shh! Don't tell!
''EMMETT YOU DID WHAT?" Oh shit, he heard me. I need to learn to keep my thoughts more private.
''TO LATE FOR THAT!! COME HERE YOU LITTLE AS-''
"EDWARD DON'T YOU DARE CALL YOUR BROTHER THAT WORD!! IT IS VERY INAPROPRIATE WORD!"
"But mom!! He stole my credit cards!"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT HE STOLE! YOU ARE NOT USING ANY BAD WORDS IN MY HOUSE, DAMMIT, DO YOU HERE ME?"
"But you just sai-"
"DO YOU HERE ME??"
"Yes mom!"
EPOV
What the frick? Why was my mom yelling at me now for language use? I always talk like that. She hates me doesn't she!! Emmett is her favorite. Of course. Everyone hates me. Well except Bella. But still, every hates me. I think I'm going to go depressed. -Sigh-
DING DONG!!
"I'll get it."
"Hi! My name is MJ, and I'm a girl scout. Would you like to buy some cookies?"
"Oh, I would love to MJ, but you see... we kinda don't eat cookies here. I'm sorry."
"But, but, but...your not going to by from a sweet, cute little girl like me?"
"I wish I could, but we don't eat cookies. I'm very sorry MJ."
"If you don't buy cookies, your not aloud to call me MJ."
"Then what should I call you?"
"Molly."
"Okay then. Well, I'm sorry Molly, but like I said, we don't eat cookies."
"You don't get to call me Molly either."
"What do you want me to call you then??"
"Ranergeedork."
"What the hell? What kind of name is that?"
"Hey, don't hate on the name."
"Okay then?"
"You would understand if you knew my friends."
"Okay, well that makes since I guess."
"Well, are you going to buy some cookies or not?"
"Like I've been saying, we don't eat cookies!"
"What kind of people don't eat cookies!?"
"US!"
"EDWARD! DON'T YOU DARE YELL AT MJ! AND BUY FIVE OF EACH!!"
"Mom! We don't eat cookies!"
"I DON'T GIVE A FLYING MONKEYS SHOE! AND BECAUSE YOU ARGUED WITH ME YOU ARE NOW BUYING SEVEN OF EACH!"
''Why do I have to buy?!"
''BECAUSE I SAID SO! NOW DO IT!"
"Okay Mo- I mean Renergeedork. I'll have seven boxes of each kind."
"Yay!! Thank you very much!" She gave me the cookies, and I paid her.
"Oh look! It's a shooting star! Make a wish." Renergeedork closed her eyes. She was being kind of jerk-ish to me. I wish she would turn into a rock. Haha, its a good thing these wishes don't work. I opened my eyes when I heard a little clatter. Wait, where did she go? I looked down to see a rock. Holy crap! She turned into a rock!
I picked her up.
"Haha! I'm now aloud to call you MJ!!" -Evil laugh!- Oh, you are now my pet. Haha, I have a pet rock. LOL!! Did I just think lol? What the heck? What's wrong with me??
So I have decided, that if you really like my story, you will review and tell me. And if you really don't like my story, you will review and tell me. Or if you want to say something, you will review and tell me. Getting the picture?? -Hint hint REVIEW!- Tehe XD