DISCLAIMER- I AM OLD, AND TIRED. BOOO HOO!! THIS IS AN OLD LADY WRITING A FUNNY STORY...CREEPY.
Okay, so I'm not really old, just high school. But close enough right? So umm the questions is from Arianna Cullen. So here I go!
Q) Carlisle - The clock at my school is moving more slowly. Did Alice curse it or something?
Bella- Will you bite me when I'm 17? Please? I'll be your friend who doesn't make you go shopping!
Carlisle's Answer) Er, no. Not unless she decided to take up some voodoo classes or something.
Bella's Answer) Of course I would! But first, a certain someone needs to bite me. -Cough cough EDWARD cough cough-
"Bella, just because you say cough cough before and after my name doesn't mean I can't hear it."
"Yes it does!"
"Uh, no.
"YES IT DOES!"
"Okay then..."
"Mmmm! Mmm! Mmmm mmmm mmm MMMMMM!!" (Change me back to myself NOW!)
"Be quiet MJ, I'm not wishing you back to normal."
"Mmmm mmm!" (Jack but -but with the other word XD)
"Oh no, you did NOT just call me a jack but!"
"Mm m mmm mmm mmmmm mmmm!" (No I used the other word!)
"HUH! You used the other word? I thought you were supposed to be a nice girl scout!!"
"Hmm mmmm hmmm m mmm hmmm?" (Who ever said I was nice?)
"Good point, but I'm still not changing you back!"
"Mmmmmm" (A bad word that I'm not going to translate for you 'cause MJ -AKA me, the author- needs to learn how to not use language that is not bad. XD)
"You're mean!" Edward runs away sobbing.
"Hey look! It's a rock! Ah man, I wish it was real."
"Hmmmmm mmm mmmmm hmmmm! Hmmm mmmhmmm mm mmmm hmm m mmmmm hmmm!" (Emmett you stupid idiot! Your supposed to wait for a shooting star!)
"AHH! A talking rock!!" Emmett runs away to a weird alley where there are hobos. (a/n haha hobos!)
DING DONG!
"I'll get it!" Edward runs to get the door.
"Hi, my name is Meech. Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies from me?"
"NO! NOT THIS AGAIN!"
"Er..."
"EDWARD! BUY SOME MORE COOKIES BECAUSE I ATE ALL OF THE OTHER ONES!"
"But mom!! We do NOT eat cookies!"
"BUY SOME DAMMIT!"
"Okay! I'll have seven of each."
"Yay! By the way, did another girl scout come by here the other day?"
"Uh, ya...?"
"Well she's missing now. Her name was MJ and well, we kinda need her back."
"MMMMM!! MM HMMM HMMMMM! MMMM HMM!!" (Meech! I'm over here! Help me!)
"Oh, my friggin frish fries. Was that MJ I heard?"
"Nope! Uh, thanks for the cookies! Bye!"
"IT WAS HER! YOU STEALER!! YOU STOLE MY FRIEND! I'm coming MJ!" Meech runs over to the rock and does something then BAM! MJ is a girl again.
"YAY! I FOUND YOU!"
"Hey Meech, it's good to see you again, but I got some buisness to take care of..."
"HA! You can't catch me! I'm a vampire when you're just a little human girl."
"HA! That's where your wrong Edward Cullen, I am in fact a vampire myself! Meech help me!"
"Okay! You better run Edward..." Meech and MJ chased him around the house until Esme saw what they did to her living room.
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU DID NOT JUST RUIN MY LIVING ROOM!" Edward looked around.
"Ummm Esme? Nothing is wrong with this room."
"YES THERE IS! LOOK!" Esme points to the floor by her feet.
"A...piece of dirt?"
"YA! THIS FLOOR WAS SPOTLESS CLEAN!"
"I'm, sorry...?"
"YOU BETTER BE MISTER! AND YOU TOO YOUNG LADIES!"
''Sorry Esme, we'll never do it again."
"Ya, it's not our fault that Edward turned MJ into a pet rock."
"You did what? Your grounded mister!" Esme stomps off to the kitchen to get windex.
"Hey Emmett! Share your sharpies with us!"
"Okay! MJ! Come on Meech!"
"Woo hoo!" All three of them run off to get sharpies.
"Meech, your a tattle tail! Because of you I'm grounded."
"That's what you get for not turning me into a vampire Edward."
"Bella, for the millionth time,"
"I don't want to hear it! We are over ONCE again!"
"NOOOOO!" While Edward chases after Bella, Rachel comes in.
"Hey guys whats...NO! Is that a piece of dirt on Esme's floor?"
"Yes, and I'm so mad right now, I could just turn someone into a vampire!"
''Oh me! Turn me into a vampire!"
"Okay Rachel, go to the basement and I'll be down when I'm finished cleaning."
"YES! I get to be a vampire!"
EPOV
"Bella please!"
"Nope."
"Why not!?"
"Nope."
"Why did you just say nope? That doesn't make since."
"Nope.''
''Are you listening to me?"
''Nope."
"NOOO!"
Haha, so that's the chapter! Now, I really need questions to be asked, cuz I am getting 'old' and it sucks. So send in a review with a question! Pretty please with windex and sharpies on top?