DISCLAIMER- I AIN'T FREAKIN' I AIN'T FAKING THIS! LOL GOOD SONG!

I'm SOOO! sorry that I haven't updated in a really long time! I feel bad, so this is a special chapter where I'll have more than one question in one!! WOOT! Thanks to Jewl in the night for the first question!!

Q) Cullen Family...Plus Bella - Why are you guys so friggin crazy?? Love your new neighbor, Rachel.

A) Carlisle- We are not crazy! I take that offensive.

Esme- I don't know.

Jasper- Uh, 'cause we get bored easily...?

Alice- Because we wanna be!! So stop bugging about it!! -Runs away 'sobbing'-

Edward- We're crazy?? WHAT?

Bella- You really didn't have to put "Plus Bella" I'm already part of the family.

Rosalie- We are not crazy, we are just adults who like to have fun.

Emmett- Hell ya we're crazy!! But why? Because I like to PAAAARRRTTAAYY!! Woop woop! Raise the roof!

"Ya'll are weird. Esme when are you going to change me into a vampire?"

"OH! I forgot to do that didn't I? Let's go right now!" They go off into the basement where Esme loses her control and Rachel dies. HAHA just kidding.

3 days later

"Woop! I'm a vampire! YAY!" Rachel ran around at super sonic vampire speed, then ran into the wall.

"RACHEL!! HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY WALL?" Esme was furious.

"HAHA!! I'm sorry Rachel, I had to laugh." MJ said, holding back giggles.

"Oh wow..." Meech said, while shaking her head.

"HAHAHAHAHA! Rachel you better save your ass!! Mom's gonna get you!" Emmett said, laughing, while rolling on the ground. Edward came into the room.

"Edward, stop crying over Bella!" Carlisle said.

"But I love her!!" He started 'sobbing'.

"Forget about her! Fall in love with me!" Everyone turned to stare at Meech.

"I just said that outloud didn't I."

"Uh, yes you did." Everyone murmered.

"Oh, well... Edward! Will you go out with me?"

"I would Meech, but I love Bella." He started 'crying' again.

"EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN SWAN!"

"Bella? BELLA!"

"TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL NEVER GO BACK OUT WITH YOU!"

"Okay then lets go! And, I don't know if you noticed, but you added your last name to my full name..."

"Oh, I know. It's because some day we are going to get married! So might as well get used to it!"

"MARRIED?" Everyone yelled at once. (Who buy the way, are all vampires.)

"AHH! YELLING VAMPIRES!! MAKE IT STOP!" Bella started rocking back and forth on the ground.

"Edward kiss her! She'll stop!" Alice said.

"Do you not remember what happened last time I did that?" She thought, then it clicked together.

(If your confused, refer back to chapter 11)

"Oh I'll deal with this." Meech went over and slapped Bella across the face.

"Thanks! I needed that!" Bella hugged Meech.

"Get off me man stealer!" She punched Bella in the shoulder.

"Meech! Do I need to take you to my consouling office?" MJ asked.

"No. You know I don't liked to be touched!"

"Anyway... Bella. You would be the one who's last name changes. You know that right?" Edward said, going back into the discussion.

"Oh, oops."

"Yeah...ANYWAYS! Let's go change you into a vampire!"

"WOO HOO!"

24678074307 hours later... (how many days is that?)

Q NUMERO 2) Jake- So like, this kid who rides my bus all the time, didn't ride home the other day. So me and this other kid were all like "I think he tripped, and missed the bus" and so on. So like, I was wondering, can bookbags fly?

A NUMERO 2) Uh, what did that story have to do with the bookbag flying? And why are you asking me? I don't know anything. You should ask the new and approved Bella.

Bella's answer- Well, yes. BUT you have to have an invisble cape, to make you invisble. THEN you run around, with the bookbag, and it FLYS! Hahahhahahahaha yes!

"Meech, it's okay. Just because you didn't get Edward, that doesn't mean the world is over."

"Yes it does MJ! I was born and turned into a vampire later on so that we could be soul mates! SHE interupted this process!"

"Yes, but think about it, I was born and turned into a vampire later on so the Emmett and I could be soul mates, but that didn't happen. And I'm not crying about it."

"Well of course not, you can't cry."

"I was meant for Jasper!" Rachel came into the door.

"Us three need to unite together so we can get our men!" Meech cried out.

"YA!" Rachel and MJ said at the same time.

(Rachel, I hope you don't mind that you and Jasper were meant for eachother!)

BPOV

"Kool-Aid, did you get the information that I needed?" The little squirrell nodded his head and gave Bella the camcorder.

"Mmm'kay. Uh huh, interesting...KOOL-AID YOUR A GENIOUS!" Bella bent down to hug the little squirrell.

"This is all the information I needed for Edward's surprise!"

EMPOV

"Mr. PCM, you need to get yourself a girl. TO BUILD-A-BEAR!"

RPOV

Why is my husband so childish?

APOV

-Vision- Ah! I need to get to Jasper!

"Jasper! I had a vision!"

"Way to go!" Jasper said, in a very sarcastic tone.

"But this was of Rachel, Meech, and MJ."

"Congrats...?"

"Seriously!! They are going to steal you guys from us girls!"

"Whatever..."

JPOV

Huh, I think Alice was being serious...

EPOV

Bella is my lady! Bella is my lady! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! But I still can't read her mind. Dammit.

CPOV

Oh, my, gosh-sicles. I finally got the formula for the gum!! Now to get Jasper to try it... Nah, I'll just get Emmett! He's not to bright... wait a minute. He sparkles in the sunlight though! So, he is bright. No! My head hurts! I'm thinking to much.

EsPOV

Oh windex! Oh windex! You are my love for life. But don't tell Carlisle.

RachelsPOV

HAHA! Jasper is mine.

MeechsPOV

I'm gonna get you Edward!

MjsPOV

Bring it on Rose, I'm going to win this fight over Emmett.

THE END!...OF THIS CHAPTER!

WOW! Lots of random stuff going on there! And if you wanna know where the whole invisible bookbag, tripping and missing the bus thing came from, I'll tell you...but not right now. XD Just send me a review saying "TELL ME!" and I'll tell you! Ta ta for now!