DISCLAIMER-- DUCT TAPE RULES!! BUT I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, OR THE CHARACTERS, BUT I DO HOWEVER, OWN MYSELF, MJ, AND MEECH. YA, I OWN MEECH TOO. OR DOES MEECH OWN MEECH? AHH!! MY BRAIN HURTS.
...Don't ask. I was drinking windex. (A.K.A powerade zero, my new addiction...) and thanks to Ailat for the question!
Q) My questions are for all the Cullens (MJ, Meech, Rachel, and Bella included)
1) What was your favorite food/drink when you were human?
2)What is your favorite thing to do on the weekends?
A) Carlisle-Hmm, I would have to say that my favorite food would have to have been...tacos. And I like to work on the weekends.
Esme- Spaggetti. And I like to make scarfs on the weekends.
Jasper-Ummm...I think it was...dinner rolls. I don't know why, I just remember eating them all the time. And I like to go golfing on the weekends. It's so relaxing.
Alice- I don't remember being human, but if I had to guess I would say pizza. It seems to be appealing to all of our classmates. And I love to go SHOPPING!!
Edward-Lucky Charms cereal. Wanna know why? Because they're magically delicious! And I hang out with Bella on the weekends.
Bella- CHOCOLATE!! That was definitely my favorite food. Hmm, wait no. It would have to be pasta. Ya pasta. No, doritos. Oh those were good. No wait! It would have to be apples. No, bananas. No, hamburgers. No...
Emmett- STEAK!! Hell ya baby! Steak it is!! I play football on the weekends of course! Der.
Rosalie- Fillet Mignon. And I shop with Alice.
Meech- Well my favorite food is...MUFFINS! And on the weekends, I like to stalk Edward.
Rachel-Hmmm... french fries. And I like to watch One Tree Hill on the weekends. (FOUND IT ON YOUR PROFILE!! HAHA NOT TRYING TO BE STALKERISH, BUT...YA ANYWHO ON WITH THE STORY!)
MJ- I loved any Mexican food! (tacos, nachos, burritos, enchiladas, and so on...) And I like to play football and watch football on the weekends.
Bella-...no wait, it's hamburgers. No no, its...
"Bella! Just forget what your favorite food was, just tell us what you like to do on the weekends." Meech said, getting annoyed.
"Oh well thats hanging out with Edward! Or is it..." Everyone sighed and ignored her.
"Uh, Meech, Rachel? I need to talk to you guys..." MJ said, giving a signal to them.
"Okay then?" Rachel said, looking at MJ like she was crazy.
"..." Meech just followed them into a room.
"Uh, what was the whole hand thing?" Meech asked.
"It was a signal!"
"Well, you looked like a crazy person." Rachel said.
"Well sooorry! I just needed to tell you our plan is officially starting...NOW!"
"Okay, I called the duct tape place, and they should be here in like two seconds." Meech said.
-FIVE SECONDS LATER-
"Knock knock! Sorry we're late!" Rachel went to open the door.
"Hey, I'm Ani. That's pronounced ah-knee. And this is Britt." Ani said while handing us all of our duct tape.
"Hey Ani and Britt. I'm Rachel, and this is Meech, and MJ."
"How you doin'?" Meech asked.
"Ello poppet." MJ said. Britt and Ani looked at them weird, then ran off.
"You guys scared them away!"
"Not my fault." MJ shrugged it off.
"Ya, it's not our fault. They just thought we were crazy." Meech said.
"Which we are!" MJ added.
"Ugh, what am I going to do with you two?"
APOV
-VISION-
MJ, Meech, and Rachel had a whole bunch of duct tape, and they were going to steal Emmett, Edward, and...JASPER?! I ran up to where they were.
"You can not take Jasper." I said, then walked off.
MRMPOV (Meech's, Rachel's, and MJ's point of view.)
"Well, sorry Rachel! Looks like you can't join us in our secret mission." Meech said.
"Wait!! What if I kidnapped Jacob?"
"Who's Jacob?" Meech and MJ asked at the same time.
"A dude."
"Okay then!" MJ said.
EPOV
I was taking my 'nap', then next thing I knew I couldn't move.
"What the h-"
"Shh."
"Meech? What are you doing??"
"Kidnapping you."
"WHY?"
"Because, we were meant to be with each other! DUH! Why else?"
"Because maybe your a physco who likes to kidnap people?"
"That's a stupid! Who kidnaps people for no reason?"
"YOU DO!"
"Nuh uh!! I have a reason for this!"
"Then why?"
"I already told you! Pay attention!"
"No you didn't!"
"Yes I did!"
10 HOURS LATER...
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
RPOV
I looked at Jacob, who was covered in duct tape.
"Well, this was too easy."
"Who are you?"
"I'm Rachel, and we are soul mates!"
"Okay then."
"WOOO!"
EMPOV
"Take that evil zombies!!"
"Emmett?"
"Yes MJ?"
"I'm going to kidnap you."
"Okay! I'm getting sick of Rose anyway."
"Well, that was really easy!"
"Ooh! Is that duct tape??"
"Ya."
"Let's make a scarf out of it!!"
"Okay!!"
Walla!! Isn't it amazing?? Haha, well anywho, in the next chapter there will be more on the new couples...XD
"YES!"
"NO!''
"You know what Edward?"
"What..."
"I think we should stop talking, so we can tell the readers to review!"
"Okay, that makes since! On three."
"One,"
"Two,"
"THREE! REVIEW!!"