DISCLAIMER-- "RAWR!" "AHHH!! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!"
Haha, ummm... HEY-LO!! Okay, onto the story!! Thanks to Arianna Mason for the question.
bella: why don't you just marry edward? you'll get changed, have your human moment, get an awesome power, change me and get a new friend, AND if being married is to big of a step you can always get a divorce afterwards! cuz you know edward will be on his knees begging you to take him back.
A new friend! Awesome!! I want one of those! Huh, there was something else I was going to say... Got it! My favorite food was Chinese food. And I like to sleep! Wait, that was my favorite thing as a human. Now...I like to hunt! It's fuuun. Then to answer the first question...
Umm, I guess I haven't really thought about marriage, because I was just going to be with Edward forever either way...Hmm, I haven't seen him in a while, I better go see where he's at.
EPOV
"Meech!! Just go away! We were not meant to be with each other, and Bella is going to be here any minute so UNTIE ME ALREADY!"
"MAKE ME!! Oh ya, you can't. Wanna know why? Because your TIED UP! AND WITH DUCT TAPE!!"
"What is going on?"
"Bella!! Save me from Meech!"
"Why are you being so mean to her?"
"Ya! Why are you being so mean to me? All I want is a date or two."
"I can read your mind Meech, you want more than that."
"And your point?"
"Bella, will you please untie me so I can get away from her?"
"...No..."
"What? Why not!"
"Your being very mean, so you ow her 10 dates, whenever she wants it, and whatever she wants, you have to give it to her." Edward looked at Bella in shock, while Meech was smiling from ear to ear.
"You can't be serious!"
"I am."
"Yes!!"
"Noo!! Seriously, not 10 dates!! Anything, but that."
"Fine, you ow her 11."
"11?! Are you trying to make me go insane?"
"Why yes, yes I am."
"Bella! Seriuosly, love, why?"
"Just do it or else I wont untie you, and if you go on those 12 dates, then I'll marry you."
"12?? It was just 11 a minute ago!"
"And now it's 14 or no deal!"
"Fine! Just untie me." Bella went to untie him.
"Come on Meech, lets go."
"Well, I don't want my first date yet! Remember? 12 dates, whenever I want, and whatever I want."
"Grrrrr."
"Did you just grr at me?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Why?!"
"Because!"
RachelsPOV
"So Jake, whatcha wanna do today?"
"I don't know."
"Do you want to go to the beach?"
"I don't care."
"Do you want to see a movie?"
"I don't care."
"Seriously, tell me what you want to do!"
"I'm really tired, can I go to sleep?"
"Will you promise that we'll do something after your done sleeping?"
"..."
"Jake?"
-Snores-
"Ugh!"
MJ'sPOV
"Emmett! This scarf is totally wicked awesome!"
"I know! What should we do now?"
"Hmm, lets go and pretend to be hobo's!"
"That sounds like fun!! Let's go!"
Rachel'sPOV
-10 minutes later-
"It wasn't me I swear!"
"Jake, what are you talking about?"
"Oh, sorry. Just had a bad dream. Let's go to the movies!"
"Okay! What are we going to see?"
"Well, Bella suggested that one movie...ahh what was it?"
"Is it the one with Spunk Ransom in it?"
"Ya!! That's the one."
"So you want to see Twilight? I heard it was kinda romancey."
"I don't care, Bella just said it was a good movie."
"Okay then! Let's go!"
Meech'sPOV
"Just tell me why dammit!"
"Maybe I don't want to tell you."
"Don't make me tie you up again."
"You wouldn't be able to do that in a million years."
"Edward, I'd tell her why you growled, because I just had a vision of her tying you up and putting 14 slices of pizza in your mouth."
"Ya Edward! Listen to Alice."
"Fine! I growled because I felt like it. Happy?"
"Well why did you have to be all defensive about that?"
"Because I wanted to be."
"Well that's stupid."
"Your stupid!"
"What did you say?"
"Uh oh..."
MJ'sPOV
"HAHA! That was so much fun!"
"I know! Your much funner than Rose. All she likes to do is shop, and look at herself in the mirror."
"I doubt thats all she likes to do."
"...Nope! That's all she likes to do!"
"Nice! What should we do now? I mean, being a hobo was fun, but we can think of something better."
"Umm..."
"Hmm..."
"EMMETT!!"
"Uh oh, Edward is calling for me!"
"Don't worry, Meech just probably did something, like tied him up with duct tape and she's probably now trying to stuff 14 pieces of pizza in his mouth."
"No! What a waste of duct tape!"
"I know!"
"I got it! Lets pretend to be manicans in the windows of a store!"
"Brilliant!"
EPOV
"That teaches you to be mean to me."
"Hmmmm!! Mmm hmm mmmm!!"
"Shut up Edward!! Be ready in 20 minutes for our first date!"
hahahaha!! Okay, So I really, really love this chapter. XD Haha, and that's all I have to say at the moment, so peace!