DISCLAIMER-- GRRRR FACE! STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS ALL...BUT CAN I OWN............CHEESE??

Haha, don't ask. Anywhozers, soo sorry I haven't updated in awhile!! You, are allowed to blame school. I now, give you permission to do so. Haha, well, so I'm going to start typing this so, you know, ya'll can read it! Thanks to my wonderful lover Ani for the question!! (No, we are not actual lovers....why would you even think that?) Lol, but anywhozers, up up and away I go!

Q) Umm...why isn't cheese colorful?? Just wondering...because like, they say it's blue cheese, but it's not the color blue! Why do they lie to us?

A) Wait, who are you asking?? EMMETT IS CONFUSED!!

Ani- Umm, I guess I'm asking you Emmett....?

Emmett- Okay then!! Well, first off, you just got to know that everyone, and I mean EVERYONE!, lies in life. I have no clue why, but I know that I haven't lied once in my life!

Ani- But didn't you just say that everyone, and you mean EVERYONE!, lies in life??

Emmett- Yes I did, but I'm not everyone, and I mean EVERYONE!, I'm Emmett.

Ani- Oh, okay. That makes since! Continue then.

Emmett- Okay! Well, that's basically it! I mean, the people who made the cheese just wanted you to think that it was cool cheese that was blue. So, they are just mean people who like to lie to other people to make themselves feel like they are awesome.

Ani- Oh that makes so much sense!! Well, now I have another question....

Emmett- Go for it!

Ani- How did Edward survive his date with Meech? Oh, and did you and MJ have fun being manicans? What about Rachel and Jake??

Emmett- Uh, how about you just read on about what happened! So I don't have to read it to you!

Ani-Sounds great!!

EPOV

"MMMM!! HMMM MM HM MMM MMMHMMM!!"

"...Tisk tisk Edward. I gave you twenty minutes to get ready for our date, and your still tied up."

"MMMMM!!! HMMM MMMMHMMM MMM MMM HMMM HMM!"

"And, I thought you would be smart enough to spit the pizza out of your mouth."

-Spits pizza out-

"Meech, let me out go this instant!! Bella will never stand for this."

"Actually, I just told her what I did, and she thought it to be hilarious."

"UNTIE ME!"

"MAKE ME!"

RPOV

"Aww Jake! That was the greatest movie ever!"

"I know right?"

"Whoa, did you just say 'I know right? Because I only thought girls said that..."

"Of course only girls do! Let's go do something else now!"

"Okay! Let's see, we can listen to music!"

"Fun! Let's go!"

EMPOV

"Let's go MJ! We got to go be manicans!"

"Okay! Start driving!"

-2.38749 seconds later at the closest store in Forks...-

"Woohoo! We are here!"

"Let's do this."

"Hello, can I help you?"

"Yes kind lady, we are here to drop off some manicans."

"Oh okay! We were expecting you tomorrow!"

"Oh well, we always come a day early than planned...?"

"Well, that makes since. Because I mean, you would rather be early than late, right?"

"Er...right...?"

"Okay then! Well I'll go show you where the manican storage room is."

"Alrighty then!"

EPOV

"UNTIE ME!"

"MAKE ME!"

"JUST DO IT!"

"Do what?"

"Ahh!! I don't like your thoughts! GO AWAY!"

"MAKE ME!"

RPOV

"Jake, I don't really like this music..."

"You, don't like rock music?"

"Eh..."

"YOU! My friend, will become one of the GREATEST rock fans EVER!! Just like me."

"...I don't think you'll be able to sway me. Once I fall in love with something, it takes a lot, and I mean A LOT!, of persuasion."

-Five minutes later-

"OH MY GOODNESS! This is the most amazing music EVER!"

"AH HAH! I knew you would love it."

"Thank you Jake! I love it so much! ROCK ON!"

"I've trained you so well."

"Oh, please don't tell me your going to cry!"

"No, no. It's just allergies."

"Aww, come here. Who needs a hug?"

"...Me..."

EMPOV

"Kay, here's the plan."

"We stand there and pretend to be manicans?"

"Yup that's it!"

"Okay! Ready, break!"

-Holds very still for the longest time in a position that manicans would be in-

EPOV

"GO AWAY!"

"MAKE ME!"

"GO AWAY!"

"NEVER!"

"PLEASE?!?"

"...Nah, instead I'll untie you!"

"GO- wait, what?"

"I decided I'm going to untie you, and we will be going on our date!"

"NOOO!"

CPOV

"Esme, dear. Did you hear someone just yell no. It sounded like they were in pain..."

"It was just Edward dear, nothing to be worried about."

"Oh, okay then!"

RPOV (Rosalie's...not Rachels.)

"Oh, this is cute...EMMETT?"

"...."

"What are you doing here?!?"

"...."

"Oh, so your going to ignore me now?"

"...."

"Emmett!! Get your butt here this instant! We, are going home!!"

"Excuse me miss! But you really need to stop yelling at the manicans."

"That isn't a manican! That is my husband!"

"...No, that is a manican."

"NO IT'S NOT!"

"Security! We got a loon over here!"

"I'm not a loon! Put me down! Emmett your in soo much trouble when you get home!"

"...."

Ani: HAHAHA!! Sounds like you guys had a whole bunch of fun!

Emmett: ...

Ani: Are you being a manican again?

Emmett: ...

HAHA!! That's all I got to say. :) Anywhozers, sorry that it took so long to you know....update...I feel really bad about it. But!, you got this chapter!! Woot woot! Haha, sooo, I'll see you next chatper! (Well, not see, but talk, well type to...you know what I mean!!)